Tinfoil hat time ⏲️

Verily, the notion that online slots are a fortuitous enterprise untainted by any subterfuge is indeed a whimsical fantasy. Forsooth, the mechanics that undergird such endeavours are imbued with an insidious cunning, the likes of which would give Machiavelli himself a run for his florins. One may as well entrust one's financial fortunes to a troupe of capricious leprechauns as to these virtual one-armed bandits.

But lo and behold, fear not, for there is still hope for the adventurous and jocund soul who seeks to partake in the rollicking revelry of online gambling. One may yet find a modicum of mirth and merriment in these digital domains, even if the odds may be stacked against them. After all, what is life if not a grand gamble, a wild wager against the whims of fate itself?

In conclusion, dear interlocutor, though the online slots may be rigged, let us not forget that laughter, joy, and gaiety are the true jackpots of life. So let us raise a glass to the fickle fates that govern our lives, and spin the reels of our destiny with all the vim and vigour of a playful poltergeist!
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Verily, the notion that online slots are a fortuitous enterprise untainted by any subterfuge is indeed a whimsical fantasy. Forsooth, the mechanics that undergird such endeavours are imbued with an insidious cunning, the likes of which would give Machiavelli himself a run for his florins. One may as well entrust one's financial fortunes to a troupe of capricious leprechauns as to these virtual one-armed bandits.

But lo and behold, fear not, for there is still hope for the adventurous and jocund soul
lol, I had to stop there; did the Mrs buy you a word of the day calendar for Valentine's?
Dumb it down for the rest of us :p :p
Yes, yes, English teacher here - figured you needed to be brought down after the tankard award :D
 
Ok, as it's you, I'll do it in Canadian Dion- Speak

Enjoy slots y'all, they may be rigged, but pfft, have at 'em anyway, yanno



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Ok, as it's you, I'll do it in Canadian Dion- Speak

Enjoy slots y'all, they may be rigged, but pfft, have at 'em anyway, yanno



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cheese, get it right, man
Enjoy slots y'all, they may be rigged, random but pfft, have at 'em anyway, yanno
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Explaining would take pages and pages but i will make it simple for curious player's wondering why everything looks "rigged". I'll give you hints then make your own research as when you figure it out by yourself your jaws drop on the floor and rage come up quick lol. But back in the days slots were using "reflex units" to control the RTP of slots. Nowadays they do it easily through softwares and it it is called "reflexing". There is a "master aglorithm" that has ultimate authority throughout the entire industry and manage every casinos and players RTP. It bypasses the providers and "decides" what will happen or not. If you hit, it is monitored by this "master algorithm" that let you go up to a specific amount then when you have capped the "master algorithm" alters your results and nerf the RTP of all games and casinos worldwide, you cannot escape. It is set to take a certain amount of money or take literally everything for a specific amount of time. Then when it's time it triggers the hot waves we all know of and suddenly we win left and right... again for a specific amount of money. If you bet high your hot mode is very short lived.. if you bet low you run hot for a while etc. Player's that hit all the time simply pay through every cold modes and triggers the loose mode over and over. The USA have banned the use of this system but it is used everywhere else.

Leave the casinos forums and everything related to them because they are financing all these sites so you will never find any informations about it. But if you dig in outside you will find all these informations. It's particularly easy to find informations among american casinos peeps as they can talk openly about this system since they banned it and are not restricted in talking about it. To give an idea of my current cycle... i purposely took my hot run on 3.20$ bets and got up 350x ish (1160$) and then i got nuked by the "master algorithm" and purposely took my bets to 10c average. I hit on feb 3rd and 14 days later i sit on -8000x (800$) lost back from the 1160$ and i am still nuked for at least 360$. Then either i will start hitting again or the system will have set me on a specific date which means if i go and lose 360$ too fast i will just continue losing more then when they will trigger my comeback i will hit for it all. Meaning the amount you win or lose is based on your losses and you can go up on the last win of the win streak but the "master algorithm" will always make sure to nuke you for every single cent you won, everytime. I been running and tracking my play for 2.5 years knowing this system but recently i investigated way deeper then before and figured out this entire system isnt a myth it is literally on what european casinos are built on. My country canada uses it on its games... it's literally everywhere but in USA... I never played as an american on american casinos so i can't tell if it is really the case but i played everywhere else and read everyone's stories...I paid attention to chats everywhere i played. Everyone runs the same...

There are way more informations to know as i said it would take pages... But they set us to hit or rip either in "fixed cycles" to make the games predictable for us and make us confident we got it all figured out. Then they flip to "variable cycles" to mix you up and create the addiction behavior that make you play all the time and always try the things that worked before making your play more and more and more. It is a system that was built by psychologists and specialists of human behaviors. They made the system works on "rewards/punishment" a system tested on animals.. but now on humans through the gambling industry. That system has flaws as humans are not animals and many quickly realize what is going on and quit or reduce their play dramatically. Everything i said is verifiable... Everything is a fact. Do your own research.. review your past play.. If you do like i did you will realize all these years your entire play was controlled. Always the same things, the same cycles, some "fixed" some "variable" to mess up but in the end always the same story. Think why i won all my RTP with 350x and im not done losing it back on -8000x. That is just the current cycle. Nothing matters but the $ +/-. It is applied on players as we can escape.. it is like we are all playing one unique slot machine with a "reflex unit" and we play all games through the same slot so we cant escape it. Why do you think all roulettes ALL have magnets and use computer programs to decide outcomes? Why so many streaks of reds or blacks... Why you always win easy when you are down and get saved and then when you finally hit big or multiple smaller hits you suddenly get destroyed worldwide? That's the "master algorithm".

We have all been lied to, manipulated and bullied into silence (whistleblowers) but now it is game over. It is extremely easy to expose the "master algorithm" work and it is insanely predictable once you know. So good luck to all people that wants to know. Finding information is hard but not impossible. But if, like me, you end up reading exchanges between casinos software engineers and psychologists that talk like we some kind of worthless animals and how it's easy to screw us up... you might start understanding what is really going on. Oh and guess what... all casinos know your bank accounts balances.. credit cards balances.. your credit scores... They monitor them 24/7. When you start realizing sometimes casinos offer you super deal for exactly the money in your bank account to the cent like my friends did after me... you will understand what kind of insane monster we are dealing with. Casinos dont need to cheat nope... because there is a "master algorithm" that does the job for them all. That algorithm controls our RTP.. and casinos RTP too. That's why casinos that refuse to pay players see the players start hitting more and more.. then they refuse to pay even more (N1) and then everyone hits left and right and they feel like they would never make it if they didnt screw up everyone lol. That algorithm screw us all.. but also .. protect us all in a certain way. If you just want entertainment and have fun you can play and not care it will always balance your play no matter long term. But you will... never win... And the few that will.. it will be because the system has detected money/income from you they want. After every wins... you will get rekt.. everytime ... 100%... I did it all... i can confirm. We can't win. It is always fake... always... and forever... like the entire industry.

peace
 
It definitely does feel like it is all connected. I can usually tell my balance is going to go after the first 50 spins although that is a given you will rip on most slots.

I've lost count of the times I've tried to bonus a game over 3-4 sessions only for it to eventually bonus and put me even on what I lost.
 
Explaining would take pages and pages but i will make it simple for curious player's wondering why everything looks "rigged". I'll give you hints then make your own research as when you figure it out by yourself your jaws drop on the floor and rage come up quick lol. But back in the days slots were using "reflex units" to control the RTP of slots. Nowadays they do it easily through softwares and it it is called "reflexing". There is a "master aglorithm" that has ultimate authority throughout the entire industry and manage every casinos and players RTP. It bypasses the providers and "decides" what will happen or not. If you hit, it is monitored by this "master algorithm" that let you go up to a specific amount then when you have capped the "master algorithm" alters your results and nerf the RTP of all games and casinos worldwide, you cannot escape. It is set to take a certain amount of money or take literally everything for a specific amount of time. Then when it's time it triggers the hot waves we all know of and suddenly we win left and right... again for a specific amount of money. If you bet high your hot mode is very short lived.. if you bet low you run hot for a while etc. Player's that hit all the time simply pay through every cold modes and triggers the loose mode over and over. The USA have banned the use of this system but it is used everywhere else.

Leave the casinos forums and everything related to them because they are financing all these sites so you will never find any informations about it. But if you dig in outside you will find all these informations. It's particularly easy to find informations among american casinos peeps as they can talk openly about this system since they banned it and are not restricted in talking about it. To give an idea of my current cycle... i purposely took my hot run on 3.20$ bets and got up 350x ish (1160$) and then i got nuked by the "master algorithm" and purposely took my bets to 10c average. I hit on feb 3rd and 14 days later i sit on -8000x (800$) lost back from the 1160$ and i am still nuked for at least 360$. Then either i will start hitting again or the system will have set me on a specific date which means if i go and lose 360$ too fast i will just continue losing more then when they will trigger my comeback i will hit for it all. Meaning the amount you win or lose is based on your losses and you can go up on the last win of the win streak but the "master algorithm" will always make sure to nuke you for every single cent you won, everytime. I been running and tracking my play for 2.5 years knowing this system but recently i investigated way deeper then before and figured out this entire system isnt a myth it is literally on what european casinos are built on. My country canada uses it on its games... it's literally everywhere but in USA... I never played as an american on american casinos so i can't tell if it is really the case but i played everywhere else and read everyone's stories...I paid attention to chats everywhere i played. Everyone runs the same...

There are way more informations to know as i said it would take pages... But they set us to hit or rip either in "fixed cycles" to make the games predictable for us and make us confident we got it all figured out. Then they flip to "variable cycles" to mix you up and create the addiction behavior that make you play all the time and always try the things that worked before making your play more and more and more. It is a system that was built by psychologists and specialists of human behaviors. They made the system works on "rewards/punishment" a system tested on animals.. but now on humans through the gambling industry. That system has flaws as humans are not animals and many quickly realize what is going on and quit or reduce their play dramatically. Everything i said is verifiable... Everything is a fact. Do your own research.. review your past play.. If you do like i did you will realize all these years your entire play was controlled. Always the same things, the same cycles, some "fixed" some "variable" to mess up but in the end always the same story. Think why i won all my RTP with 350x and im not done losing it back on -8000x. That is just the current cycle. Nothing matters but the $ +/-. It is applied on players as we can escape.. it is like we are all playing one unique slot machine with a "reflex unit" and we play all games through the same slot so we cant escape it. Why do you think all roulettes ALL have magnets and use computer programs to decide outcomes? Why so many streaks of reds or blacks... Why you always win easy when you are down and get saved and then when you finally hit big or multiple smaller hits you suddenly get destroyed worldwide? That's the "master algorithm".

We have all been lied to, manipulated and bullied into silence (whistleblowers) but now it is game over. It is extremely easy to expose the "master algorithm" work and it is insanely predictable once you know. So good luck to all people that wants to know. Finding information is hard but not impossible. But if, like me, you end up reading exchanges between casinos software engineers and psychologists that talk like we some kind of worthless animals and how it's easy to screw us up... you might start understanding what is really going on. Oh and guess what... all casinos know your bank accounts balances.. credit cards balances.. your credit scores... They monitor them 24/7. When you start realizing sometimes casinos offer you super deal for exactly the money in your bank account to the cent like my friends did after me... you will understand what kind of insane monster we are dealing with. Casinos dont need to cheat nope... because there is a "master algorithm" that does the job for them all. That algorithm controls our RTP.. and casinos RTP too. That's why casinos that refuse to pay players see the players start hitting more and more.. then they refuse to pay even more (N1) and then everyone hits left and right and they feel like they would never make it if they didnt screw up everyone lol. That algorithm screw us all.. but also .. protect us all in a certain way. If you just want entertainment and have fun you can play and not care it will always balance your play no matter long term. But you will... never win... And the few that will.. it will be because the system has detected money/income from you they want. After every wins... you will get rekt.. everytime ... 100%... I did it all... i can confirm. We can't win. It is always fake... always... and forever... like the entire industry.

peace

An interesting read.

@trancemonkey
@The Reel Story

I would love to hear your opinions around this, ummm, theory?
 
An interesting read.

@trancemonkey
@The Reel Story

I would love to hear your opinions around this, ummm, theory?
I mean, the title of the thread says it all really lol :-D

Obviously, it's nonsense for all the same reasons this stuff is always nonsense (cost, effort, time, simple logistical ability to forever 'hide' such a conspiracy, actual return on investment being worthwhile).

This is a pretty extreme one though, so just makes the above reasons even more prominent. I mean, who made this 'master algorithm'? Who owns it? Who pays who for it? How do they keep it a secret across the whole industry of tens of thousands of current and ex-employees? I reckon it was written by someone who lives behind the wall at the edge of the flat earth and that's why no one can find them :)
 
Always appreciate the 'there's loads of evidence' but i'll let you find it🤭

Master Algorithm sounds like a BlumHouse Productions film.

Maybe it's just me but i'd have thought knowing the existence of this mystery force would either A. Meant you no longer played, let alone lose money on it to, you know, prove it exists or B. Armoured with said knowledge, beat it
 
I generally don't participate in these types of threads, primarily because I don't like the idea of thinking that I'm some paranoid some loser.
Then again, who would want to think like that?

BUT.....

I MUST admit, my confidence in slots at the present moment is probably at an all-time low.
I have had an absolutely shocking start to 2023 slotting-wise and it is really making me wonder if this slotting malarkey is worth continuing.

Anyway, some numbers on how 2023 has gone for me so far (if only to provide a little context to my current disillusionment and low confidence).....

Janaury - 12 x £100 deposits. 11 bustouts, 1 cashout (for £200).

On those 11 bustouts, I did not record a single 100x win. And it's not like I was playing on silly bet sizes (60p max, 20p min).

Even on the 1 deposit where I DID manage to cashout, I was down to my last £3 before I even got my first feature (on DOA2 at 18p).
Two 100x wins (120x and 168x) at that stake, bumped up to 36p and got a third (165x) to somehow get to £130.
Over to Gorilla Go Wild at 60p, hit a feature for 220x to get me over to £200 and I bolted the second I dropped down to £200.
Simply because my gut was telling me that if I didn't cash out there and then, I'd regret it.
Those were my only 100x wins in January, all from one deposit. And I nearly busted before I even saw the first of them.

So January was not good at all.

February (so far) has been even worse. 5 deposits (4 x £100, 1 x £50), no cashout, no 100x wins.

Deposit 1 - Golden Reef £100 + £101 bonus. Hit IR at 60p a spin with a starting balance of £201.
15 minutes later, I was already down to £120 (net loss of 134x). No features, no WDs.

Moved over to Playboy at 60p a spin. And it said to IR "hold my fucking beer".
After 119 spins played, my highest win was.....2x! TWO!
I was down to £35 when I finally got my first feature. It paid 9x.
After 221 spins played, I am at £33. A £86 net loss (144x) in....16 minutes.
Then I get another feature next spin which actually paid something (87x) to get back up to £85.
15 minutes and 229 spins later, I was busted. 142x net loss.

So to sum up. Not one, not two, but THREE separate spells where I lose over 130x in 16 minutes or less.
And I busted 54 minutes after I started playing with a £201 balance on 60p bets.

I can honestly say in over 11 years of slotting, I have NEVER had a deposit play out as brutally as that. Shellshocked wasn't even the word.

Deposit 2 - Bet365 DOA 36p a spin. 6 features. Payouts were 6x, 23x, 53x, 78x, 19x and 21x. Peaked at £108 after the last of those.
45 minutes and no features later, I busted. 300x net loss.

Deposit 3 - Bet365 DHV60p a spin. 1 feature which paid 21x and 1 base game win of 72x. Peaked at £128 after the base game win.
And busted without seeing another feature. 213x net loss.

Deposit 4 - Sky Vegas Dolphins Pearl 50 a spin. Actually got something of a decent game for my money.
7 features, but only 1 retriggered. Payouts were 60x, 21x and 25x, then a base game win of 81x, followed by features which paid 57x,
68x (one retrigger), 92x (WHOA! Calm down now slot, otherwise you might break!) and 38x. And then a bustout.
Never got above £130 at any stage. Almost a picture perfect near 2 hour long demonstration of compensated slotting.
Every win was immediately followed by instant retribution for having the audacity to pass my starting balance.

Deposit 5 - £50 at Gala DOA 36p a spin. 7 features. Payouts 28x, 20x, 7x, 42x! (oh the fucking dizzy heights!), 36x, 20x and 24x.
Oh yeah....my two best base game wins were both better than my highest paying feature (44x and 46x).
Busted without ever seeing my balance get any higher than £57.

I mean, I really am wondering if I am slowly becoming the world's greatest expert at picking the wrong game at the wrong time on
the wrong day to play. I think I could have a better chance at drawing ACTUAL blood from a stone the way it's gone.

No wonder my confidence in slots is low right now.
 
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I generally don't participate in these types of threads, primarily because I don't like the idea of thinking that I'm some paranoid some loser.
Then again, who would want to think like that?

BUT.....

I MUST admit, my confidence in slots at the present moment is probably at an all-time low.
I have had an absolutely shocking start to 2023 slotting-wise and it is really making me wonder if this slotting malarkey is worth continuing.

Anyway, some numbers on how 2023 has gone for me so far (if only to provide a little context to my current disillusionment and low confidence).....

Janaury - 12 x £100 deposits. 11 bustouts, 1 cashout (for £200).

On those 11 bustouts, I did not record a single 100x win. And it's not like I was playing on silly bet sizes (60p max, 20p min).

Even on the 1 deposit where I DID manage to cashout, I was down to my last £3 before I even got my first feature (on DOA2 at 18p).
Two 100x wins (120x and 168x) at that stake, bumped up to 36p and got a third (165x) to somehow get to £130.
Over to Gorilla Go Wild at 60p, hit a feature for 220x to get me over to £200 and I bolted the second I dropped down to £200.
Simply because my gut was telling me that if I didn't cash out there and then, I'd regret it.
Those were my only 100x wins in January, all from one deposit. And I nearly busted before I even saw the first of them.

So January was not good at all.

February (so far) has been even worse. 5 deposits (4 x £100, 1 x £50), no cashout, no 100x wins.

Deposit 1 - Golden Reef £100 + £101 bonus. Hit IR at 60p a spin with a starting balance of £201.
15 minutes later, I was already down to £120 (net loss of 134x). No features, no WDs.

Moved over to Playboy at 60p a spin. And it said to IR "hold my fucking beer".
After 119 spins played, my highest win was.....2x! TWO!
I was down to £35 when I finally got my first feature. It paid 9x.
After 221 spins played, I am at £33. A £86 net loss (144x) in....16 minutes.
Then I get another feature next spin which actually paid something (87x) to get back up to £85.
15 minutes and 229 spins later, I was busted. 142x net loss.

So to sum up. Not one, not two, but THREE separate spells where I lose over 130x in 16 minutes or less.
And I busted 54 minutes after I started playing with a £201 balance on 60p bets.

I can honestly say in over 11 years of slotting, I have NEVER had a deposit play out as brutally as that. Shellshocked wasn't even the word.

Deposit 2 - Bet365 DOA 36p a spin. 6 features. Payouts were 6x, 23x, 53x, 78x, 19x and 21x. Peaked at £108 after the last of those.
45 minutes and no features later, I busted. 300x net loss.

Deposit 3 - Bet365 DHV60p a spin. 1 feature which paid 21x and 1 base game win of 72x. Peaked at £128 after the base game win.
And busted without seeing another feature. 213x net loss.

Deposit 4 - Sky Vegas Dolphins Pearl 50 a spin. Actually got something of a decent game for my money.
7 features, but only 1 retriggered. Payouts were 60x, 21x and 25x, then a base game win of 81x, followed by features which paid 57x,
68x (one retrigger), 92x (WHOA! Calm down now slot, otherwise you might break!) and 38x. And then a bustout.
Never got above £130 at any stage. Almost a picture perfect near 2 hour long demonstration of compensated slotting.
Every win was immediately followed by instant retribution for having the audacity to pass my starting balance.

Deposit 5 - £50 at Gala DOA 36p a spin. 7 features. Payouts 28x, 20x, 7x, 42x! (oh the fucking dizzy heights!), 36x, 20x and 24x.
Oh yeah....my two best base game wins were both better than my highest paying feature (44x and 46x).
Busted without ever seeing my balance get any higher than £57.

I mean, I really am wondering if I am slowly becoming the world's greatest expert at picking the wrong game at the wrong time on
the wrong day to play. I think I could have a better chance at drawing ACTUAL blood from a stone the way it's gone.

No wonder my confidence in slots is low right now.
Wow, i get where you're coming from. Have experienced something very alike this year (not at the scale you have) but still... Iv'e decided to leave the slots for a bit now and look somewhere else for fun. Maybe head outside for abit :)
 
@mcgameboy, I echo your pain. Take what you will from this, I am just saying it as I see it. I couldn’t give a stuff what the rose tinted glasses keep telling us, I know what I am witnessing.

My gameplay for the past 18 months has been horrific, without exaggeration. I lost count of the times that I could play through £300 without seeing one single bonus and on occasions when I did trigger one, it paid less than x10.

Online slotting has become a complete piss take. I accept that you’re going to lose eventually but the manner in which I lost a lot of those deposits was totally unbelievable. Just completely rinsed again and again.

What I have realised, is that there is nobody overseeing FairPlay worth a shit. To be honest the complete lack of regulators has lead to where we are at.

Early days:

Lots of players, not so many providers, games and Casinos, lots of great bonuses = Everybody happy. Pie big enough for everyone.

Mid point:

More providers, games, Casinos = not so many great bonuses, not everybody happy, lots of players self excluding. Something has to suffer, pie not big enough for everyone to have a decent slice.

The end:

As with everything, nothing lasts forever especially when there is an optimum ceiling. Well from the provider and Casino point of view, the resources are the people who are prepared to gamble. Although a huge amount, the number is still exhaustible.

There will be an optimum point that is reached before it starts to decline. A point where more people are self-excluding or running out of money, than there are, new player’s joining.

What happens when that point is reached? Imo the market has itself to blame. Too many providers, too many Casinos and far too many games than was sustainable. The only solution is to payout less so reduce rtp, which we have seen. In this case, the only one losing out is the player.

The only other thing they can do is run games at a much lower rtp than advertised. Against the rules? What rules? Who and where are these organisations that make these rules and exactly which organisations oversee that these rules are implemented and being adhered to?

Back in the day, we had compensated games that openly stated that they paid out 84% and I tell you something, they played better than this so called random shite. that allegedly pays out 94%.

Even if Casinos are monitored and audited, what is the standard requirement? Let’s not forget here, the Casinos on face value will be totally exempt, even if something untoward was found. Their get out of jail free card is, that we just host the games, we don’t create or regulate them.

The providers get out of jail free card is, well it passed testing at blind Pew’s school of excellence and the games are (yes that word beginning with r) so I am SURE it will have levelled up by your next visit, wink wink.

It’s a smart castle that has been built. Impenetrable by its very nature. You’ll never get answers because the people who live in the castle would quickly extradite any of their own who dare to leave unwanted items on the doorstep.

When you get very experienced players, (and I am not referring to myself only) who have been playing online without a hint of discontent for years, suddenly questioning the legitimacy of what they are witnessing, you can’t just ignore it or put it down to coincidence. Something is dreadfully amiss.
 
I think people forget the effect that volatility has. There has been a MASSIVE uptick in the volatility of games recently. People want bigger and bigger wins and so the majority of games now have huge volatility.

Think back, most older games had max wins of 1000x. Now days, you'll be hard pressed to find a game with a max win of less than 10000x. Most seem to be 20000x or more.

This means you will go on longer losing streaks. It also works in the Casino's favour, because most of us have limited funds, so we'll bust out and won't be able to continue until we hit 'the big one', so may people will run a personal RTP far below the TRTP, just because they're unable to afford enough spins for it to even out.

Think of it this way, if you're playing £1 a spin, and the max win is 1000x, you would expect to lose something like £1050 before winning the 1000x.

If the game has 20000x max win, then you're statistically likely to lose £20500 ish before you hit a max win.

Now take that to the games with 100000x and 200000x. You are statistically likely to lose VAST quantities before you 'hit big'.

As volatility continues to rise, something has to give, and what gives are the frequencies of small wins and 'mid' wins that used to give us regular smaller cashouts or keep our sessions running longer.
 
That'd be one thing, if applied to the games coming out today. Yet for older, classic games reliant on more amiable variance, they are also playing completely differently to prior.

Used to be that people said developers used the HTML5 ports to change the variance on their older titles, the sort of gossip I'd dismiss out of hand.
They would never do that *cough*

So it's almost as if there's no solace to be found on any slot, as they seemingly all play the same (scratchcards)
 
The problem being that most of us on here are talking about older games. We’re not talking about the new massive HV games. What we are noticing is the way games are suddenly performing (should be underperforming).

Seasoned players that have hammered away at games for 5 years or more and obviously have been relatively happy to do so and then they are suddenly met with a version that is nothing like what has gone before.

We are, or at least I am, referring to games that have not had a change in rtp (well if they have that information is not common knowledge or accessible).

BTG games such as. Bonanza, Chilli and DHV. Anyone who has played those (and they aren’t the only games that have been underhandedly gimped by providers), cannot fail to notice that they have been butchered beyond recognition.

@mcgameboy, @Jono777, @pinnit2014, @aceking123, @TheAddict, and many others, are players who were happily slotting away when I joined this forum. Never heard a whimper from any of them.

So why now, are they all questioning the legitimacy and integrity of what’s occurring? These are seasoned players with a wealth of experience. What are we saying, they’ve all coincidentally become delusional, all within a few months of each other? I think not!

@mcgameboy in particular, keeps his stats impeccably, he knows the games he plays, like the back of his hand so if he is questioning what his happening, I am very inclined to take note and trust his judgment.
 
Mcgameboy playing the latest high volatile releases, thats funny.
Heres a short sample of his last session.

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I see you went for the short and safe version, which is to be applauded. Good man :thumbsup:

Because the uncut version is something horrific that you just cannot unsee....where my tescticles get put through a meat mincer,
then pickled in a jar before being passed off as some niche "mushy beetroot-type product" that can be found at your local Waitrose *

* Apologies to all beetroot lovers, as I may have put them off for life, all in the somewhat trivial pursuit of getting my lifetime CM hahas count up....

PS While I am here, I suppose I ought to apologise to anyone who shops at Waitrose as well.
Because they might now be questioning whether or not Waitrose brand beef burgers are actually made from horse or dog meat instead.
Not to mention the Prosecco possibly being a concoction of none other than Mr. S. Baldrick's "water" being put through a SodaStream.
 
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