the WTF thread

[geordiecolin]

Is this AI generated or real?

 

[sufferinsilence]

Is this AI generated or real?

Jim Carrey would like a word sir.

 

[geordiecolin]

Jim Carrey would like a word sir.

Ha ha, Very nice

 

[TheAddict]

Was Watching my pet kitchen woodlouse slurp up some baked beans sauce that spilt onto the kitchen floor last night. Slurped it clean. Im in there again smoking a doobie and he's back, lookin for more near my oven again! Since I've been stuck indoors for 6 months now, this is some seriously exciting stuff!

 

[geordiecolin]

Was Watching my pet kitchen woodlouse slurp up some baked beans sauce that spilt onto the kitchen floor last night. Slurped it clean. Im in there again smoking a doobie and he's back, lookin for more near my oven again! Since I've been stuck indoors for 6 months now, this is some seriously exciting stuff!

I constantly restle with if I am right to eject spiders from my mancave or just constantly ruin their artwork with their webs and probably killing their eggs. I always taught my kids to respect spiders and the book Charlottes Web only added to my anxiety

 

[Kroffe]

You have to eject them, there are many documentaries out there that portray what happens when people try to get along with spiders.
It never works because spiders are scary and evil.

 

[maxd]

Spotted this morning. Is this a UK thing? Eat little animal-shaped treats at Xmas? As Tuco said “I don’t know, what is the right thing?"

- Max

 

[geordiecolin]

You have to eject them, there are many documentaries out there that portray what happens when people try to get along with spiders.
It never works because spiders are scary and evil.

Poor spiders

Author unknown

"10 legs, 8 broken"

To the spider,

the shadowed creature in the corner of the room i hate you.

You scared me just as your brothers and sisters did before you,

and i will tell you what i told them,

You are a trespasser that does not belong here.

You entered without knocking.

Roamed freely like this is your home and decorated my walls with unwanted, silk webs without asking.

You may not be the only killer here, but only one of us is innocent,

and it's not you.

The spider says to me, it's brittle body squashed and dying, It's not you, either.

There is venom infused in my fang-shaped maws,

but i was born this way.

What's your excuse?

If you could count your murders, how long would you be counting?

Am i really this threatening?

I thought human hearts were bigger that mine, but you have killed with malice instead of marrow of your bones and poison bubbling behind your scowl

And i'm sorry for scaring you,

but i didn't know being seen would cost me my life.

Maybe

If you didn't fabricate the prickly feeling of my legs creeping upon your skin while I crawled across the living room floor,

If the webs I weaved were made of cotton candy and captured clementines, cherries, and sweet peas rather than struggling wings and blood;

If i had a pink tongue, push fur, a wagging tail, and fur legs instead of eight

If i had only two eyes, and they were glittering stars and not supermassive block holes;

If i was the same but looked different;

maybe you wouldn't hate me.

Maybe you wouldn't have loved me, either, and maybe you still wouldn't have let me stay,

but maybe you would've shown me the door or a window. Maybe you would've shown me mercy.

(But you are still standing, and I am still sorry).

I think

maybe,

no matter how reluctant,

mercy would've been enough.

 

[Guntis]

It doesn't matter whether it's real or fake - that's typical Europe's behavior, except for a few countries.

 

[dealer wins]

 

[geordiecolin]

How long will this ban on Arla and Bovaer products? My guess is that most people will simply come to except it unfortunately

 

[dealer wins]

Im not so sure they will. Once you find an alternative, its sorted. I have found a lovely organic local business and pop in there to get my milk and dairy stuff. Bit more expensive but its not got WEF supported poisons in it.

 

[geordiecolin]

Im not so sure they will. Once you find an alternative, its sorted. I have found a lovely organic local business and pop in there to get my milk and dairy stuff. Bit more expensive but its not got WEF supported poisons in it.

I rarely use milk and to avoid that stuff in cooked products it is best to stick to 100% home cooked for things that can contain dairy.
I'm sure that the safety of Boveaer will be looked at very carefully over the next months

 

[geordiecolin]

Im not so sure they will. Once you find an alternative, its sorted. I have found a lovely organic local business and pop in there to get my milk and dairy stuff. Bit more expensive but its not got WEF supported poisons in it.

It sounds leathal. How can we possibly have faith in our regulators?

 

[mack341]

I wonder if M&S are having 2nd thoughts, all their dairy produce uses it in the production process apparently.

Some of their customers are likely brainless sheep, but I daresay there's still a good percentage that are not.

Let's be frank, without Twitter people wouldn't even be aware of it, so Musk is mr baddie to many lefty liberal types, but his site is preserving the role newspapers used to take seriously, investigating things and informing the public.

 

[geordiecolin]

I wonder if M&S are having 2nd thoughts, all their dairy produce uses it in the production process apparently.

Some of their customers are likely brainless sheep, but I daresay there's still a good percentage that are not.

Let's be frank, without Twitter people wouldn't even be aware of it, so Musk is mr baddie to many lefty liberal types, but his site is preserving the role newspapers used to take seriously, investigating things and informing the public.

For the most part the media long gave up being proper journalists-they get sacked for investigating- they just provide opinion peaces dictated to from above.
Even "organic" products can and often do contain effected dairy.
Someone acting responsibly looking at everything that goes into their bodies need to look at everything from household products like washing powers to deoderants and cleaning products, work products such as car chemicals,shampoos,airfresheners,through to medicines and vaccines because alone one product may be expelled from your system. Together we are bombarding our natural immunity.
Take nicoteine. Raw nicotiene is said to have health benefits but when it is laced with the many chemicals it is leathal.
Those mulitude of chemicals interact in the body with each other and produce more chemicals-like mixing red and blue.
I am too old to become a hippy but there are things I try to avoid. Booze and roll ups being just two I can't do without

 

[mack341]

This security guard must've had a memory lapse and thought he was back in China!

Unless this bloke has done something really, really bad, you can't pin him into a position with colleagues and then give him a smack in the chops!

 

[mack341]

This is terrifying, what the potential outcome could've been.

Edit: Imagine you're asleep, in the middle of a good dream, but that bear noise triggers your brain's unconscious alert system. You'd have to take some sort of weapon with you, going sleeping in the woods, I wonder whether a sharpened stick would be enough to prod a bear away?!

 

[geordiecolin]

I am not sure what to make about this but Musk warned about drones 3 months ago.

 

[geordiecolin]

And here is that notorious lier Mayorkas saying they have seen nothing.

 

[Guntis]

Poles make it simple, they just chuck similar characters into a neighboring country:

 

[justdoit]

Made in China

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[goatwack]

In the country that made the game beautiful, we at last get some closure on the question that's been plaguing humanity for decades, namely who'd win out of fat people vs. midgets at football

 

[Reefer]

Shady casinos try to bribe coffezilla lol

 

[mulven]

Shady casinos try to bribe coffezilla lol

Saw this this morning, was surprised to see that the less crazy one (csgoroll) was the unlicenced one whilst the crazy dude (csgoempire) was the one who was making licencing efforts (GCB)