The Worst Slot Ever

me_and_ed

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I have just discovered the worst slot I have seen in a long time, WagerWorks (PaddyPower) Pimp My Slot, crappy graphics, crappy payout, and who said that Bubba Gump was dead??
 

lojo

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LOL, you're kidding right? I can't even find the thing on their slots page.. is it April fools day? :)
 

cheekymonkey

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The worst slot ever for me is Avalalon at MG.

I may have just been unlucky, but it's the biggest load of shite I have encountered so far.

That with Couch Potato.
 

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for all of those who are kanye west fans:D (i doubt many are :p) this looks like the idea is stolen from his video 'drive slow'. Even a featured artist on the song looks like the character with the chain around his neck... see pics
 

me_and_ed

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for all of those who are kanye west fans:D (i doubt many are :p) this looks like the idea is stolen from his video 'drive slow'. Even a featured artist on the song looks like the character with the chain around his neck... see pics

No, its Bubba Gumps slot, he bought with all his money from the shrimpin boat......shrimp sandwich, shrimp stew, shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, shrimp on a stick......................
 

lojo

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Oh boy! Lmao!

Couldn't get there from the free page, thanks for the link. Kind of cool effect when the bus spins and 'pimps' but the blurry grafix, and the 'huggy bear' freak... Yippers, right up there with the woyst o' the woyst:what: but I did pick up a few play bucks on the 15 free spins, and at least you can make it spin during the bonus round, unlike wolfruns.
 
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vinylweatherman

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Oh boy! Lmao!

Couldn't get there from the free page, thanks for the link. Kind of cool effect when the bus spins and 'pimps' but the blurry grafix, and the 'huggy bear' freak... Yippers, right up there with the woyst o' the woyst:what: but I did pick up a few play bucks on the 15 free spins, and at least you can make it spin during the bonus round, unlike wolfruns.

That layout (not the slot itself) is ripped off from Lasseters' (Orbis) range of new slots. I did not think WagerWorks had any connection to Orbis, so this would be too close a copy of the slot layout for trademark rules to allow
 

Rusty

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Those graphics are sinful.
The images have obviously been lifted from elsewhere and the resize has caused the blurriness.
Lazy and cheap effort IMHO.
 

JackTenOff

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The worst slots I have ever played are at online bingo rooms (I only play bingo to get cashback and bonuses)
I think it was bingoliner or something similar, the slots were slow, only about 9 playable lines and no features what so ever. Although it was well designed on their part as I got so frustrated and just done 'max bet' to get the ordeal over and done with ;)
 

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With apologies to the now dead casino, the most boring slots ever -- on which I never won anything at all so only played the progressive occasionally -- were at Global Player. The handful of slots were all single line 3 reelers, same game, different denom. However, their excellent VP and table games more than made up for it! When they still had their proprietary software, it was definitely not for slot lovers.

Many players would sign up, get the bonus, load up the software, see the 2 or 3 slots and say... WTF?? :eek2:

**heavy sigh** I do so miss GP and their VP varieties, great CS, super fast payouts.... (pre-UIGEA days). :(
 

thevegasbaby

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'Pimp My Slot' is NOT a wagerworks/IGT product.

It is, however, a visual crime. One screen shot is all you need to turn in your mouse for the week!
 

vinylweatherman

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The worst slots I have ever played are at online bingo rooms (I only play bingo to get cashback and bonuses)
I think it was bingoliner or something similar, the slots were slow, only about 9 playable lines and no features what so ever. Although it was well designed on their part as I got so frustrated and just done 'max bet' to get the ordeal over and done with ;)
Those bingo site slots are not ALWAYS so dreadful;)
 

dominique

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The worst slot ever for me is Avalalon at MG.

I may have just been unlucky, but it's the biggest load of shite I have encountered so far.

That with Couch Potato.
Both of these have really rocked for me.

Once I had two Couch Potatoes and Barred Seven on a $6 bet - some $7000. Avalon often rocks.

I only played either though when I had built up a bankroll, they can eat money, but they also spit it out.
 

Simmo!

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You'd have to go a long way to beat the Chartwell slots for naffness. Well, I say "slots", last time I looked (which admittedly was several months ago) it was one "slot" with 7 different skins LOL. Wouldn't have been quite so bad if the slot they were all cloned from was half-decent, but alas no. I think it was called "Watching Paint Dry" or something.
 

theprobe

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It has been said once but it's definitely worth re-iterating, this slot IS DEFINITELY NOT a Wagerworks/IGT slot.

Cleopatra II out in April. WoooHooo!!!
 

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