The only way to beat the casino

[hahacasino]

I been lose my ass in casinos, BJ, Dice, bakkret.

I count, I pray, I try systems. No thing works.

Finally I force myself to play holdem only.

But I always remember this true story. This guy breaks the house by hitting rolette single number 5 times in a roll. 35 x 35 x 35 x 35 x 35 x $.25

The best I did was hitting bank 11 times in a roll, too bad I didn't got the balls to let it ride.

 

[sw2003]

I been lose my ass in casinos, BJ, Dice, bakkret.

I count, I pray, I try systems. No thing works.

Finally I force myself to play holdem only.

But I always remember this true story. This guy breaks the house by hitting rolette single number 5 times in a roll. 35 x 35 x 35 x 35 x 35 x $.25

The best I did was hitting bank 11 times in a roll, too bad I didn't got the balls to let it ride.

5 comes out 5 times in a roll? He must be either cheating or mentally in a very strange place in order to have the balls to let it ride like that! Why did he stop at the fifth time? Because the house ran out of money by that time?

 

[Slotster!]

Is that 13 million quid, or is my multiplication a bit dodgy?... Unbelievable. Mind you, imagine if he'd risked a whole dollar instead?

 

[hahacasino]

He was a methmatic teacher. He bets minimun bet and let it ride for 10 years before this happen.

Yes, he busted the Monte Caro casino. If I remembered it right, the number he bets all the time is 5.

 

[nafanny29]

Yeah Slotster thats $13130469.00 on my calculator

Which would mean the final bet would be $375156.25 on a single number.

Now I watched the programme where that English guy flew to vegas to bet his life savings of $135000.00 on red and he had trouble in getting any casino to take the bet.

If the finest casinos in Vegas are not willing to take a risk of $135000 then I cannot believe any casino on the planet would accept a wager of $375156.25 on a 35 to 1 shot!!!

 

[hahacasino]

There is another way, go to church every day, tity bars every night. :notworthy

 

[hahacasino]

New ways to beat online casinos

Tell you truth, online casinos are tough to beat, and most of us know that better. This thread is just for fun.

1. Every time you lose, call 3 times CS to complan their software.

2. Every time you win, send 5 emails to thank them been honest.

3. When you broke, bored, click their PPC.

 

[nafanny29]

You say this thread is for fun but it has brought out the D&M side in me with your last post.

Ive gambled since I can remember and I really can say that when I feel confident/have a good feeling inside I seen to win 9 times out of 10 whether it be BJ, craps, poker or anything where $$ are at stake. When ive got a bad feeling/nervous/betting at limits over my head guess what??? I nearly always lose.

I must learn to trust my instincts because they are right a scary amount of the time!! Proberly never will manage to though

 

[hahacasino]

I hear you man, chance favours the bold mind.

I did see a lot of drunkers win big at casinos.