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Suggestion The Official Letting off steam thread!

Discussion in 'Forum Suggestions, Announcements, & Feedback' started by Jono777, Jun 13, 2017.

    Jun 13, 2017
  1. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    This may have been done before and disappeared in the the Twilight Zone but hey I need to rant and if it proves popular, then hey all good, if not ignore me, everyone I know usually does so no offence will be taken :p

    Obviously staying in forum rules but a thread where we can try and bring ourselves back to earth after a dismal session or run of piss poor piss takes (otherwise known as a "Triple 'P' " session (Copyright JM Enterprises :rolleyes:) maybe and could also double up for a bit of banter.

    Not to be confused or used as another Foil Hatting / Slots are Rigged thread though eh all?

    I'll start the ball rolling by saying, If I see K,Q,K,Q on reel one or Rhinos across reels 1 & 2 OR 2 fucking diamonds ONCE MORE, I'll bloody have to section myself :mad:

    All this with at least a disconnection thrown in every 15-20 spins, just to keep help that blood boiling :mad:

    Maybe 'pennies' to most but I've just done a £50 balance in less than 20 minutes on 0.40p bets - not so bad you say lol but that's the 12th session on Rhino I've had like this - RANDOM MY ARSE!

    Anyway......... *deep breath* .....

    Typing this is helping already so if the thread has gone in the morning so be it.

    I wish you all happy, lucky spins and go slaughter that orange prick!
     
  2. Jun 13, 2017
  3. SpinUk

    SpinUk Senior Member MM PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    Marketing
    Location:
    London
    Granted rhino peaked everywhere a week ago and has been universally shit everywhere since. But of course its every spin is not weighted and conpletely random and rtp cycles do not exist. Of course...
     
  4. Jun 13, 2017
  5. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Oh very clever Jon, instead of the 'R' word you're calling it letting off steam :p

    Speaking of steam, I can see it forming on my monitor after that latest urine-extractor of a session I've just had :mad:
     
  6. Jun 13, 2017
  7. lockinlove

    lockinlove Staring into the sun PABaccred

    Occupation:
    I work :D
    Location:
    Canada
    KEEP SMILING AT ME LADY.
    The Official Letting off steam thread!: Capture.PNG,Jun 13, 2017
     
  8. Jun 13, 2017
  9. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    She seems nice, what's the problem! You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
  10. Jun 13, 2017
  11. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

    Occupation:
    Between Jobs
    Location:
    Tyrone, Ireland
    I thought I was the only one who got pissed off by her face. It screams "You bust out again didn't you, trolololol" :mad:
     
  12. Jun 13, 2017
  13. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Almost as nice as that "Insufficient Funds" message Rhino keeps giving me, which I really appreciate as I never understood that £0.00 in the corner of my screen!

    Just tried again, £35 in about as many minutes, I'm going to bed!
     
  14. Jun 14, 2017
  15. lockinlove

    lockinlove Staring into the sun PABaccred

    Occupation:
    I work :D
    Location:
    Canada
    Yeah that slot looks right brutal. Just like buffalo blitz but probably worse from what I see. Funny I said the opposite a few months back. I have never played it in my life but I have been watching dunovers videos lately instead of gambling and it seems he has been having a rough time with it.
     
  16. Jun 14, 2017
  17. greylady

    greylady The more I learn, the less I know

    Occupation:
    Little Minx :-)
    Location:
    Scotland
    At least you all win some of the time, I have been waiting months now for playtime never mind a win :(
     
  18. Jun 14, 2017
  19. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

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    I saw this earlier - and it REALLY pissed me off :sob:
    Didn't these people ever do Maths at school???????
     

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  20. Jun 14, 2017
  21. lockinlove

    lockinlove Staring into the sun PABaccred

    Occupation:
    I work :D
    Location:
    Canada
    what slots, bet amount and deposit amount do you play with
     
  22. Jun 14, 2017
  23. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

    Occupation:
    Between Jobs
    Location:
    Tyrone, Ireland
    500+600+400 = 1500

    Please tell me I'm not missing something:confused:

    Is it the words on your first 3 deposits instead of across?
     
  24. Jun 14, 2017
  25. lockinlove

    lockinlove Staring into the sun PABaccred

    Occupation:
    I work :D
    Location:
    Canada
    Yeah I was going to ask the same lol. I dont get it.

    But Im blonde so who knows
     
  26. Jun 14, 2017
  27. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Spent hours today, watching in awe as the slots did their best un-random impressions and savaged my balance(s).

    At one point, they were so bad you couldn't make it up.

    Thankfully though, when all looked doomed, things got a lot better. Couldn't believe my luck!

    I'd busted. Thank f*ck that's over :cheerleader:
     
  28. Jun 14, 2017
  29. Captain Rizk

    Captain Rizk Accredited Casino Representative

    Occupation:
    Bullshit battling Superhero
    Location:
    Malta
    1500% deposit is deposit 100 get 1500 Bonus

    This is

    Deposit 100 get 500
    then
    deposit another 100 get 600
    then
    deposit another 100 get 400

    Total deposit = 300 total bonus =1500

    Therefore overall bonus percentage is 500% if there are no other restrictions
     
  30. Jun 14, 2017
  31. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    Between Jobs
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    Tyrone, Ireland
    Ah, that explains it better. See if I hadn't have been lazy and applied that logical thinking I could have worked it out myself, need to start exercising that brain of mine a bit more :p

    Thanks Captain :thumbsup:
     
  32. Jun 14, 2017
  33. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

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    As Capt Rizk has explained, you CAN NOT add percentages.
    500% + 400% + 600% does NOT total 1500%!! :mad:

    It false advertising and a blatant lie... and on top of that, it's an incredibly stupid thing to say! :p

    KK
     
  34. Jun 14, 2017
  35. greylady

    greylady The more I learn, the less I know

    Occupation:
    Little Minx :-)
    Location:
    Scotland
    It really does vary but the main games I play are DoA, Bonanza, Copy Cats, Jungle spirit and Book of Dead and my bets depend on how the game is playing but I am a low roller so normally between 25p-75p with the exception of DoA which is minimum bet as that is just brutal for me , deposits are anything from £10 - £50 but that was almost daily until recently.

    Anyway it's moot now, I won £295 on DoA at Slots Cafe on a double wildline :) I was that shocked, I forgot to get a screenshot, played Copy Cats and won a bit more, then moved onto Twin spin, it was dead so I took my money and ran £250 :D
     
  36. Jun 14, 2017
  37. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    Imagine the wagering on this bad boy :eek:

    Still be plugging away on pension day :rolleyes:
     
  38. Jun 14, 2017
  39. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

    Occupation:
    Between Jobs
    Location:
    Tyrone, Ireland
    Agreed. I can't believe I was having a good chuckle at "What I thought" was Irony on your post about not being able to do maths lol.

    I ended up being the dummy :D
     

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