Suggestion The Official Letting off steam thread!

Jono777

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This may have been done before and disappeared in the the Twilight Zone but hey I need to rant and if it proves popular, then hey all good, if not ignore me, everyone I know usually does so no offence will be taken :p

Obviously staying in forum rules but a thread where we can try and bring ourselves back to earth after a dismal session or run of piss poor piss takes (otherwise known as a "Triple 'P' " session (Copyright JM Enterprises :rolleyes:) maybe and could also double up for a bit of banter.

Not to be confused or used as another Foil Hatting / Slots are Rigged thread though eh all?

I'll start the ball rolling by saying, If I see K,Q,K,Q on reel one or Rhinos across reels 1 & 2 OR 2 fucking diamonds ONCE MORE, I'll bloody have to section myself :mad:

All this with at least a disconnection thrown in every 15-20 spins, just to keep help that blood boiling :mad:

Maybe 'pennies' to most but I've just done a £50 balance in less than 20 minutes on 0.40p bets - not so bad you say lol but that's the 12th session on Rhino I've had like this - RANDOM MY ARSE!

Anyway......... *deep breath* .....

Typing this is helping already so if the thread has gone in the morning so be it.

I wish you all happy, lucky spins and go slaughter that orange prick!
 

SpinUk

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Granted rhino peaked everywhere a week ago and has been universally shit everywhere since. But of course its every spin is not weighted and conpletely random and rtp cycles do not exist. Of course...
 

goatwack

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Oh very clever Jon, instead of the 'R' word you're calling it letting off steam :p

Speaking of steam, I can see it forming on my monitor after that latest urine-extractor of a session I've just had :mad:
 

Jono777

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Almost as nice as that "Insufficient Funds" message Rhino keeps giving me, which I really appreciate as I never understood that £0.00 in the corner of my screen!

Just tried again, £35 in about as many minutes, I'm going to bed!
 

lockinlove

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Almost as nice as that "Insufficient Funds" message Rhino keeps giving me, which I really appreciate as I never understood that £0.00 in the corner of my screen!

Just tried again, £35 in about as many minutes, I'm going to bed!

Yeah that slot looks right brutal. Just like buffalo blitz but probably worse from what I see. Funny I said the opposite a few months back. I have never played it in my life but I have been watching dunovers videos lately instead of gambling and it seems he has been having a rough time with it.
 

greylady

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At least you all win some of the time, I have been waiting months now for playtime never mind a win :(
 

KasinoKing

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I saw this earlier - and it REALLY pissed me off :sob:
Didn't these people ever do Maths at school???????
 

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lockinlove

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500+600+400 = 1500

Please tell me I'm not missing something:confused:

Is it the words on your first 3 deposits instead of across?

Yeah I was going to ask the same lol. I dont get it.

But Im blonde so who knows
 

goatwack

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Spent hours today, watching in awe as the slots did their best un-random impressions and savaged my balance(s).

At one point, they were so bad you couldn't make it up.

Thankfully though, when all looked doomed, things got a lot better. Couldn't believe my luck!

I'd busted. Thank f*ck that's over :cheerleader:
 

Captain Rizk

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500+600+400 = 1500

Please tell me I'm not missing something:confused:

Is it the words on your first 3 deposits instead of across?

1500% deposit is deposit 100 get 1500 Bonus

This is

Deposit 100 get 500
then
deposit another 100 get 600
then
deposit another 100 get 400

Total deposit = 300 total bonus =1500

Therefore overall bonus percentage is 500% if there are no other restrictions
 

Chipkin9

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1500% deposit is deposit 100 get 1500 Bonus

This is

Deposit 100 get 500
then
deposit another 100 get 600
then
deposit another 100 get 400

Total deposit = 300 total bonus =1500

Therefore overall bonus percentage is 500% if there are no other restrictions

Ah, that explains it better. See if I hadn't have been lazy and applied that logical thinking I could have worked it out myself, need to start exercising that brain of mine a bit more :p

Thanks Captain :thumbsup:
 

KasinoKing

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500+600+400 = 1500

Please tell me I'm not missing something:confused:
As Capt Rizk has explained, you CAN NOT add percentages.
500% + 400% + 600% does NOT total 1500%!! :mad:

It false advertising and a blatant lie... and on top of that, it's an incredibly stupid thing to say! :p

KK
 

greylady

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what slots, bet amount and deposit amount do you play with

It really does vary but the main games I play are DoA, Bonanza, Copy Cats, Jungle spirit and Book of Dead and my bets depend on how the game is playing but I am a low roller so normally between 25p-75p with the exception of DoA which is minimum bet as that is just brutal for me , deposits are anything from £10 - £50 but that was almost daily until recently.

Anyway it's moot now, I won £295 on DoA at Slots Cafe on a double wildline :) I was that shocked, I forgot to get a screenshot, played Copy Cats and won a bit more, then moved onto Twin spin, it was dead so I took my money and ran £250 :D
 

Jono777

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As Capt Rizk has explained, you CAN NOT add percentages.
500% + 400% + 600% does NOT total 1500%!! :mad:

It false advertising and a blatant lie... and on top of that, it's an incredibly stupid thing to say! :p

KK

Imagine the wagering on this bad boy :eek:

Still be plugging away on pension day :rolleyes:
 

Chipkin9

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As Capt Rizk has explained, you CAN NOT add percentages.
500% + 400% + 600% does NOT total 1500%!! :mad:

It false advertising and a blatant lie... and on top of that, it's an incredibly stupid thing to say! :p

KK

Agreed. I can't believe I was having a good chuckle at "What I thought" was Irony on your post about not being able to do maths lol.

I ended up being the dummy :D
 

lockinlove

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It really does vary but the main games I play are DoA, Bonanza, Copy Cats, Jungle spirit and Book of Dead and my bets depend on how the game is playing but I am a low roller so normally between 25p-75p with the exception of DoA which is minimum bet as that is just brutal for me , deposits are anything from £10 - £50 but that was almost daily until recently.

Anyway it's moot now, I won £295 on DoA at Slots Cafe on a double wildline :) I was that shocked, I forgot to get a screenshot, played Copy Cats and won a bit more, then moved onto Twin spin, it was dead so I took my money and ran £250 :D

To be honest thats why you go on terrible losing streaks. You are playing about the most high volatile games ever made. Im surprised you didnt add game of thrones to your list.

grats on your hit.
 

lockinlove

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I will never play this slot again. This is the 4th time it has screwed me with a decent bet.

$5 bet. Paid $35.

Rest $2 bets paid 10x max.

Piece of garbage fraud slot! especially when its near impossible to hit freespins on the dirt bag
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TNY

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Level 20 116147.67 / 210000 XP

Still not lovin level 20. Ah bugger it while im on the subject, cash-back (or booster or whatever it's called now) sucks too, about as much as that ridiculous race. I hear VS are doing really well though, biggest casino and still getting bigger. If only they would share some of that prosperity with their loyal players. 25% would be nice, like it used to be. Selfish of me to say but really wish VS could be like it used to be in 2015 and first half of 2016, steadily down hill since.
 
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