The Casinomeister Casino

nojoke

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Whens it gonna happen ?

Why has it not happened yet ?

Could it be started by Casinomeister & players, Owned partly by players, Something for the players.

A well managed, Sensibly ruled, Well stocked, Properly regulated and trustworthy casino.

With CM's reputation it would a winner for sure.
 

Jono777

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Nice Idea :thumbsup:

Sure Dunover would write the T&C's and I'd do the odd promo video or two.

Now all we need is the boss man's dosh! :p
 

nojoke

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Nice Idea :thumbsup:

Sure Dunover would write the T&C's and I'd do the odd promo video or two.

Now all we need is the boss man's dosh! :p

And players dosh. So they can enjoy some dividends.

A partly community owned partnership kinda thing.

Instead of recieving £1 for every £1000 spent at casino like most offer, Better to recieve a % of the takings from all players signed to the casino inc yourself.

Let us have some of that profit. We generated it.
 

goatwack

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It's a great idea so far.

As a working title, we'll call it The Ponzi Casino :eek::eek:
 

miso

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I think Bryan has witnessed so much shit over the years, the last thing he would want to do is open a casino :D

Having said that, if we're going ahead I can cook, sorry look, after the books ;)
 

Jono777

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We already have one peeps!

Not great but marginally better than the Affpower ones.

Lol Nice one Daz.

Believe it or not, The amount of time I spend on here I've never come across that page / clicked the link they chuck in when spammers are about.

Although it is pretty good, I feel we have only scratched the surface of the sarcasm and piss taking potential here.

That page/link could be so much better but I guess they have much better things to spend their time on eh :)

A few game thumbnails with a touch of paint edits could start the ball rolling, one day maybe :rolleyes:
 

dunover

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Lol Nice one Daz.

Believe it or not, The amount of time I spend on here I've never come across that page / clicked the link they chuck in when spammers are about.

Although it is pretty good, I feel we have only scratched the surface of the sarcasm and piss taking potential here.

That page/link could be so much better but I guess they have much better things to spend their time on eh :)

A few game thumbnails with a touch of paint edits could start the ball rolling, one day maybe :rolleyes:

I think you mean a bit more of this is in order?

Old / Expired Link

Some more detailed graphics and descriptive text? :D
 

hhhelllo

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I am in. I can invest, do marketing and force my friends and family to subscribe. I'll even do customer support in french ans english. You guys all move to quebec! We will be living in khanawake and making a fair competiton with sports interaction.
 

chuchu59

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A CM casino? Interesting. What gaming software? MG, Netent, RTG, or a multi-platform casino? If Bryan is involved, with his integrity I am willing to invest USD 10,000. I know that's peanuts but worth it just for the fun of being a part-owner. Recently, I havebeen dismayed by several seemingly honest casinos. One even went so far as to fabricate my withdrawal spreadsheets and locked my accounts in the process.
 

dunover

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Hey guys it's a nice idea but you need to remember the purpose and ethos of this site. It's intention is a player watchdog/forum and having sorted the wheat from the chaff gets an income from those good sites accredited here. To have a casino, or have members invest in one is possibly a conflict of interests as equal preference is given to all accredited sites here so to have a CM casino would potentially cause issues and upset the balance there.

Then people need to understand the hassle and complexity of licensing, branding, marketing and setting up processors for a new site and the costs and work involved plus the need for staff. It would be a legitimate one licensed in the UK/Kahnawake etc. so it's not like an Affpower one using a generic html skin/terms off the shelf, offering cheap or crap software then signing up dodgy affiliates and getting a $50 Cup-o-cocoa 'license'.

Then imagine if we were playing there and they had a payment processing issue or the server was overloaded sometimes and all us generally peaceful members were spewing out our disgust and frustrations on here! Trust me, I think if a CM casino was ever an option it'd have been done already. Maybe Bryan or other CM leaders have the option or have actually invested in a casino outside of CM - their business and who knows and who cares? But to not keep it separate from CM would be a mistake.

Can you visualize a dunover PAB?

'Max where's my effing cash-out from the CM casino made on xx/xx/xxxx' :D :thumbsup:
 

goatwack

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People actually offering money to help set it up :eek::what::eek:

To kick things off, I'll start the fundraiser with 15000 Tanzanian Shillings
 

Casinomeister

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Yes, this is an idea I kicked around years ago - for about 25 seconds. The conflict of interest is laughable. "Casinomeister: The Bestest Accredited Casino in the World!!!" That would be a Trump move. :p

And seriously, from what I've seen in the past 20 years of online casino business, there is no way in hell I would become an operator. Too much bullshit. I'm just fine the way it is at the moment. :D
 

Kelly Jo

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DDSS SUPERNOMICS

Pyramid! - Pointless Quest for Get rich quick schemes ????


You make it sound so dirty!
Oh for heaven's sake! Slide over jono! Ima sell this biatch!

ddsss.jpg

That is amazing stuff right there! That's what that is! That is also almost 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.
smh...
 

Kelly Jo

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Then imagine if we were playing there and they had a payment processing issue or the server was overloaded sometimes and all us generally peaceful members were spewing out our disgust and frustrations on here! Trust me, I think if a CM casino was ever an option it'd have been done already. Maybe Bryan or other CM leaders have the option or have actually invested in a casino outside of CM - their business and who knows and who cares? But to not keep it separate from CM would be a mistake.

Can you visualize a dunover PAB?

'Max where's my effing cash-out from the CM casino made on xx/xx/xxxx' :D :thumbsup:

Is it wrong to live for moments like that? (Asking for a friend...)
 

geordiecolin

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People actually offering money to help set it up :eek::what::eek:

To kick things off, I'll start the fundraiser with 15000 Tanzanian Shillings

I am prepared to offer a one off 1500 seeds from Ikibu,intermittent free spins proceeds from videoeslots on random Tuesday's plus 1000 bonus points by 7pm via Betway every Wednesday evening for the foreseeable :cool:
 
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