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Question Terrible Wind

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by dunover, Jul 31, 2015.

    Jul 31, 2015
  1. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    OK, a little bit personal here. Does anybody (be honest!) suffer from awful anal wind after a long session on the slots? I have noticed, especially after my last video which was 8 hours' continuous play, that it occurs. My theory is that when on a good session we tend to avoid food, with just the odd coffee or drink. So, as soon as you eat afterwards you are putting food into an empty system full of air.

    Now, the sheer quantity and decibel value after recent videos would have shocked some. It's not 'toxic dump' or 'eggy' just air despite where it originated from. About 10pm yesterday I actually made our poor cat jump and scarper out the back door when I cracked one off as it walked behind my legs without me knowing.

    I have only raised this now as after 3 consecutive long slot sessions it's happened every time, bout after bout of uncontrollable guffing.
     
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  2. Jul 31, 2015
  3. osulle

    osulle Ueber Meister CAG mm4 mm1

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    I have nothing to say on the subject except :lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup: I have a mental picture of scared and indignant Kitty running off:p
    Thanks for a great start to the weekend Dunover!
     
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  4. Jul 31, 2015
  5. jetset

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    Too funny - a fart-shocked cat!
     
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  6. Jul 31, 2015
  7. BMWSTACK

    BMWSTACK Ueber Meister

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    Since you brought it up heres an emergency plan.

    You must register/login in order to see the link.

    Not sure how to put the actual video instead of link.
     
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  8. Jul 31, 2015
  9. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    Just click on the little strip of film above the text box...:) Or you can just put it inbetween a [video] tag :thumbsup:

    and LOL at this thread...
     
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  10. Jul 31, 2015
  11. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    Well I haven't quite reached the Cartman level yet, but I see that episode a few years ago when he plays World Of Warcraft all night.:)
     
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  13. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    F'kin Hilarious!!

    Dunno (ver :rolleyes:) what you do for a living but you're in the wrong job!!
     
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  14. Jul 31, 2015
  15. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    You have a poop bucket, too????
     
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  16. Jul 31, 2015
  17. ProbabilityZero

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    I don't tend to forego the food but do end up munching the wrong food!

    Whilst we are discussing our bodily neglect whilst on a session my biggest failing is my bladder is usually at bursting point when I finally take a loo break! :p

    I'm sure I'm not the only one lol
     
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  18. Jul 31, 2015
  19. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    Just use a soda bottle...keep it next to the computer :p

    That way you won't miss a thing!
     
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  20. Jul 31, 2015
  21. BMWSTACK

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    And if your at the casino and don't want to leave the machine.

    You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
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  22. Jul 31, 2015
  23. barbara12

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    You guys are too funny!
     
  24. Jul 31, 2015
  25. lotusch

    lotusch Megaways Slots, as useless as salt in your coffee webby PABaccred mm2

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    ROFL Dunover,like wtf??? :D:D:D:D:D

    Thanks for sharing....................................I suppose! ^^
     
  26. Jul 31, 2015
  27. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    Did they at least pay him the jackpot, or did they ban him for carpet abuse?
     
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  29. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    Your not! :oops::oops::oops:
     
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  30. Jul 31, 2015
  31. lotusch

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    And to add,I drink mostly coffee when gambling and having a few fags...
    Really do not eat either,maybe some crisps or a bag of jellies... ;)
    But then again,I mostly only play at night after dinner so already had my daily food intakes by then... :thumbsup:
     
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  32. Jul 31, 2015
  33. michielm1

    michielm1 Senior Member mm1

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    staying awake for an unnatural long time, accompanied with some prohibited substances and alcohol will do the trick for me
     
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  34. Jul 31, 2015
  35. MightyDuck

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    Prohibited in in the Netherlands? :rolleyes:
     
  36. Jul 31, 2015
  37. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    Unbelievable! Takes a dump in the arcade! Pity the poor attendant who comes round later and sees a bloody great walnut whip on the carpet.
    Must've been playing TFTUT.....:D
     
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  38. Aug 1, 2015
  39. BMWSTACK

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    Damn dude:eek: First off I am the last person to be politically correct, and secondly I don't discriminate, so I understand your being right to the point.

    I get zoned in gambling so while I certainly have time to drink I probably wouldn't pay attention to any ladies while playing
     

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