New Slot Announcement Tarzan by Microgaming

[goatwack]

Ok so now we know their names and faces, ready the pitchforks!

I love the detailed breakdown of slot design using the latest machinations, like they're just on the verge of curing cancer.

Those highly sophisticated animations look they were done on MS Paint, and for the SFX they could just get some homeless guy drunk and start pressing random notes on the keyboard and get a better result.

Bunch of talentless twats

 

[tataru]

It will probably get enough play from casuals attracted by the name, who don't really "live and breathe" slot design like the folks on here. They'll probably be excited to get the bonus drop in. That seems to be the way the market's going.

LOL. You mean the slot junkies over here.

And did you know? The bonus has huge potential. I think 300x doesn't sound like chimp change?

 

[goatwack]

LOL. You mean the slot junkies over here.

And did you know? The bonus has huge potential. I think 300x doesn't sound like chimp change?

300x isn't going to make me strip naked and swing from the chandelier.

Plus with this game you'd probably need a full screen of wilds on three monitors to get anywhere near that amount

 

[amourgirl]

Thought I would drop a couple of winning screenies here for you guys. Must say it did give me quite a few bonus rounds, best I could manage was x50 but boy when it dried up it dried up good!

 

[09237653]

I gave this a go, lost about £40 on it at 40p spins got 350 spins total. Got the "bonus" three times, twice it was the pick a potimus paying £1.60 and £3.80 and the other time it landed on 3x bet (£1.20) no free spins, biggest win overall was 11x bet (£4.40) and yeah its crap. Not sure what else I was expecting TBH.

 

[tataru]

Maybe a lot of truly casual gamers / bingo crowd feel like getting 3x their bet back on a slot is a good win ! So they get a few little wins with good sound/animations and they are satisfied . They're not really thinking longterm and trying to hit 1000x wins . It's just a casual bit of fun . I don't think they enjoy waiting 100+ spins to try and get features like we are used to doing because we know there is potential there . They want slots that are immediately rewarding like ofc our favourite "starburst" that doesn't explain the annoying cuddly animal type graphics though - perhaps it's a psychological thing like makes the slot look more friendly and comforting and "just a bit of fun" even though it's designed to relieve you of your money

And playing a highly volatile slot longterm is any better, how?
Longterm it doesn't matter at all. At best you have shortterm bigwins you can pocket,
but that's completely beside the point when you think longterm.

Longterm the RTP is the only significant number, my friend.

 

[SlotGrinder]

And playing a highly volatile slot longterm is any better, how?
Longterm it doesn't matter at all. At best you have shortterm bigwins you can pocket,
but that's completely beside the point when you think longterm.

Longterm the RTP is the only significant number, my friend.

Of course it's better to play a higher volatilty slot if you want to gamble . Would you play a slot with zero volitility that just gave you exactly 96.4p every £1 you spin ? That's the extreme end of the spectrum but low volatility slots will take a far lower sample of spins to see your results approximating to RTP which is of course a losing proposition . Of course no slot has a positive financial expectation so if you want to win at slots you at least need to play slots that potentially allow you to buck the odds at least for some time
How long is longterm ? If you are talking about infinity then sure it doesnt make any difference but noone is spinnning infinte times and if they do I bet they will get bored of Starburst

 

[theapple]

in a year of so many crappy releases, this one takes the cake

WSOTY award material right there !

(worst slot of the year)

seriously, not only it has crap paylines but as an added bonus it also has free spins that arent actually free spins (managed to trigger bonus 11 times, no free spins whatsoever) and even hippo thing pays around 20x at most.

it also looks ugly

i mean seriously if they were trying to make a slot that plays like crap, looks like crap and makes you feel like crap after playing it...

id rather play starburst for 4 hours than have another 5 mins long session on this abomination. its that bad.

 

[09237653]

Took about 10 triggers but I actually got the free spins, paid £17.40 on 40p spin, only one or two free spins actually triggered rolling reels, also had a few £20-30 normal spins as well, usually stacked Janes or the other bloke (not Tarzan).

 

[lockinlove]

This slot is the ultimate piece of crap. OMG

I got free spins from one of my casino for this game. I won a little bit to keep on playing for awhile and sweet mother of god what the f were they thinking when they made this.

I got the bonus 10 times. And 9 of those times I got 5x 6x etc. My last bonus I got took 388 spins and paid 3x on the wheel. WHAT?

The only thing MG did with this slot is piss people off and leave this slot thinking they will never ever play it again.

What a bunch of meatheads.

Anyone have the email to MG? Id love to give them a piece of my mind over this piece of garbage

Just WOW

 

[Steviedoo]

Is it just me but does Tarzan look like he's out of shape?

 

[Jasminebed]

I've played quite a bit on this and don't have the same hate on as most of you. How often do we moan that bonus games should not pay zero? Well this one does not. I'm far from 300 bonus rounds but I have got the 200x one once and free spins a number of times. I've had several hippo rounds of about 35x stake and a couple of base wins in the neighbourhood of 80x stake.

That said get rid of Tarzan from the base game screen. I want the reels to fill my screen and that goes for Jungle Jim too.

I've only played mobile so far. If there is no autoplay on desktop however I can't see me playing it with any dedication.

 

[lockinlove]

Alright so decided to play this in freemode. Which I NEVER do as its a waste of my life. I just wanted to see what kind of session. I had.

So my goal was to reach 50 features which took 8,354 spins.

Here is the shocking results

47 of those bonuses were 3x-6x

2 were the picking game

1 was the free spins with an 18x win.


My conclusion is this is the worst slot ever made. There are some bad ones out there but this takes the cake for me. Its not close to anything else.

Its like mind blowing awful.

Now I get dunovers strong feelings on just how terrible and horrific of a slot this is.

 

[SPOPPLE]

As usual, bag of shite. Played it a few times now and have had a decent amount of features, only once did I get the pick feature, the rest was 3x-5x...thats a fucking insult to slot players to award a bonus like that.

Base game is ok, had a few 70-120x but it generally vanishes as quick as it comes.

Just had about 8 more features in 150 spins or so, 4 scatters on the hippo...45x about..finally got freespins to, just over 20x...wow.

 

[chiya]

This one is fucking trash. Should've steered away from this one as I did saw the review, but still felt like I had to give it a crack just now. Deposited 30€, played only Tarzan. 20 minutes later, balance zero. Played with minimum bets of course .. I got the "bonus" twice, both times won 3x bet on the wheel itself.

What is it with Microgaming these days when they keep making these crappy slots where first you hunt after the elusive bonus for god knows how long, only for the "bonus" to award you 3-5x bet and telling you to go fuck yourself. Seriously?! Like if you're gonna put cash prizes into the wheel why not make them at least somewhat decent? 3-5x bet is just a slap in the face ..Well fuck you too MG

 

[lockinlove]

This one is fucking trash. Should've steered away from this one as I did saw the review, but still felt like I had to give it a crack just now. Deposited 30€, played only Tarzan. 20 minutes later, balance zero. Played with minimum bets of course .. I got the "bonus" twice, both times won 3x bet on the wheel itself.

What is it with Microgaming these days when they keep making these crappy slots where first you hunt after the elusive bonus for god knows how long, only for the "bonus" to award you 3-5x bet and telling you to go fuck yourself. Seriously?! Like if you're gonna put cash prizes into the wheel why not make them at least somewhat decent? 3-5x bet is just a slap in the face ..Well fuck you too MG

It is a huge slap in the face. Like why the hell would you even make a 3x? And for it to be the common prize. Spin 400 times, finally hit a bonus and here ya go 3x.

This slot is just so bad I almost feel like boycotting them for awhile. I know when I search for their email, they will get an earfull from me. I wish every member here would complain. This horseshit should not be accepted by anyone.

 

[SPOPPLE]

It is a huge slap in the face. Like why the hell would you even make a 3x? And for it to be the common prize. Spin 400 times, finally hit a bonus and here ya go 3x.

This slot is just so bad I almost feel like boycotting them for awhile. I know when I search for their email, they will get an earfull from me. I wish every member here would complain. This horseshit should not be accepted by anyone.

Its shite but in every session ive had on it so far, the feature is quite frequent, normally within 50 spins. I will play it again but I dont like it, it just has a habit of throwing like 3 reels of wilds at me within a few spins of loading it, when I played it last night my balance was £150 up in 30 minutes at £1.60/£2 a spin, no good features apart from a mediocre 40x on hippo. I was down £100 at one point but 3 of the 10 spins following that threw 3 full wild reels at me with connections on the high paying symbols and thats happened most sessions so its definitely got an ok base game...just a seriously fucking insulting feature.

If I am playing a slot my main goal is to get the feature and I want it to be freespins, and thats fucking it. I dont want any bullshit pick me or random cash prize, unless it was like grim muerto with 2 scatters giving the chance to win free spins. I dont want 3 scatters to pay anything less than free spins and a pick me feature can be obtained via 3 different scatters.

 

[tomgalanis]

Over the fricking moon that I bought TarzanSlots.com when they announced this... will be letting that one lapse!

:sob:

 

[spintee]

Over the fricking moon that I bought TarzanSlots.com when they announced this... will be letting that one lapse!

:sob:

Just hope it did not cost you a Jane or two

 

[jumboshrimp]

I have only played at 32red for their tarzan competition. I just cannot do another spin. I hate it that much. I have gotten 3 stacks of wilds so often but to get a decent pay is rare. The bonus round well everyone knows about that

 

[lockinlove]

Ive kept playing this in freemode as my interest grew with those bonus wheel garbage

Just to let you all know its not uncommon to go 500 spins without a bonus and get 3x on the wheel. Happened 4 times to me so far.

The worst one was $3.20 bets. 586 spins until bonus and it paid 5x. My rtp over those spins were 65.4%

So for them to even make a 3x or 5x or whatever on this slot is beyond disgusting.

very very concerning to make a slot like this

 

[dunover]

At the end of the week I'll be collating votes for 'Slot of 2016' my unofficial CM poll. I have at least confirmed the worst slot of 2016 award. I have never seen such a savaging of a game in response to one of my New Slot Video Reviews. Tarzan is the biggest walnut-whip of crap Microcloning have curled out, by far.

 

[geordiecolin]

What about the utter savaging that Moterhead has had in various threads in here? Granted,its not been lambasted so much in the Dunovermeisters video threads. In fact your review championed the dross

 

[goatwack]

What about the utter savaging that Moterhead has had in various threads in here? Granted,its not been lambasted so much in the Dunovermeisters video threads. In fact your review championed the dross

Cor blimey Colin, you really detest that slot don't you

Gonna buy you some Lemmy pyjamas for Christmas to calm you down

 

[geordiecolin]

Cor blimey Colin, you really detest that slot don't you

Gonna buy you some Lemmy pyjamas for Christmas to calm you down

I do not trust the RTP of Motorhead. The poor base game rtp and the difficulty in triggering the bonus round suggests that there should be some mega wins in free spins,but there is no evidence of big wins in the bonus round. After a number of months since its release there is no Big win video on YT of the game.
Dunover reaching his conclusions based on feedback in his review threads is fair enough. But I would suggest that based on the savaging Motorhead has had in the forum there is more than one game to consider as the worst game of the year.


BTW I love some of the stuff Motorhead produced,alongside Girlschool too