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Stupid infomercials

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by chayton, Jun 10, 2012.

    Jun 10, 2012
  1. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

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    I thought I'd seen most of the stupid inventions they flog on tv but found a couple today that just cracked me up.

    First up, for the men - a golf club you can pee into. I wonder what they'll come up with for lady golfers. :rolleyes:

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  2. Jun 10, 2012
  3. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

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    And here's one for the ladies. You know that uncomfortable feeling you get when your boobies touch each other at night? Well, tada....here's a product for you! Although it looks a little....erm. Maybe it would be ok if you just got implants or something, but did they need to make it that fleshy color?

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  4. Jun 10, 2012
  5. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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  6. Jun 11, 2012
  7. all4greed

    all4greed Now we can do business.

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    Those 2 are pretty bad. Love how the golf club comes with a towel to make peeing more discrete.:D
     
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  8. Jun 11, 2012
  9. taysh075

    taysh075 Non-Gambler

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    I am flabbergasted. Did you catch the price of the 'kush'. $55 bucks:eek: for a piece of plastic to sit between your ladies. For $55 bucks you could almost hire someone to hold the boobs apart :p
     
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  10. Jun 11, 2012
  11. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

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    I know huh? Some smart lady is gonna come up with a combo tool - by day it's a pee stick for the old man to 'discreetly' (hah...like nobody could tell what he's doing) tinkle into and at night after a wash, tuck it in the cleavage to keep the girls from fighting all night. :thumbsup:

    Oh and by the way, I bet most of us girls could find someone willing to tuck something between our boobies for free! ;)
     
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  12. Jun 11, 2012
  13. conker

    conker Super Moderator CAG MM webmeister

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    I was only talking to someone yesterday about stupid ads, so it is quite poinient that I find a post about some rediculous ads on CM today :)

    One of my favourite ads when I visited the US was Dog Steps (to help your pooch get on the the sofa or bed), it was usually followed by an ad for Urine Away (a spray for removing urine stains on carpets and furniture). The two seemed to work well toghether!
     
  14. Jun 11, 2012
  15. baldidiot

    baldidiot Experienced Member webmeister

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    I'm sure there are plenty of people who would do it for free :D
     
  16. Jun 11, 2012
  17. Mousey

    Mousey Ueber Meister Mouse CAG

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    Actually, doggie steps (or kitty steps) are quite nice for aging or injured pets. My old cat can't jump very high anymore, so we have an old trunk at the foot of the bed so she can get up on the bed as when she pleases without us having to be around to lift her. And I have kitty steps near her favorite window....

    A friend bought doggie steps for his weiner dogs (dachshunds) because one had already had back surgery and wanted to prevent future spine injury in the younger doggies and help out the injured dog.

    But anyway... infomercials make me nuts.....hate them with a passion, and always wonder, who the hell buys this stuff???
     
  18. Jun 11, 2012
  19. baldidiot

    baldidiot Experienced Member webmeister

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    I'm glad we don't really have them here in the UK - pretty sure the wife would end up buying all kinds of crap :p
     
  20. Jun 11, 2012
  21. GrandMaster

    GrandMaster Ueber Meister CAG

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    Sky tv channels 640-700 broadcast nothing but informercials.
     
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  22. Jun 11, 2012
  23. baldidiot

    baldidiot Experienced Member webmeister

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    :eek:

    Lets keep that our little secret ;)
     
  24. Jun 12, 2012
  25. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

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    Not really, you don't often see golfers drape a towel over their hands and top of the club when lining up a shot. If anything, the towel makes it MORE obvious, rather than discrete.

    Besides, a bush was fine for the future King of England when he was a kid, so it should be just fine for a golfer.
     
  26. Jun 12, 2012
  27. max1mike

    max1mike Dormant account

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    no way I'm gonna piss into a golf club. too many trees available. plus, what does one do with his club full o' piss when its full?

    does the boobie thingy come with batteries?:D
     
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  28. Jun 12, 2012
  29. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

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    Empty it into a bush.
     
  30. Jun 12, 2012
  31. max1mike

    max1mike Dormant account

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    I just empty it straight from the source onto a bush everytime I play golf.
     
  32. Jun 12, 2012
  33. david92506

    david92506 Dormant account

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    Stupid Infomercials: What is the purpose of the Hawaiin Chair?

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  34. Jun 12, 2012
  35. Nifty29

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    Sorry quick derail..

    David...why aren't you responding in the rushnomore thread? Everyone is wondering how you're getting on. I hope the casino didn't request that you not post further.

    Ok back to the OT :)
     
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  36. Jun 12, 2012
  37. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

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    ok I found one for Ray, one for me, now I found one for Jake! (warning: Don't watch this if you're grossed out by dogs pooping - I was eating chocolate ice cream when I saw it. :eek2:)

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    Seriously though...WTF?
     
  38. Jun 12, 2012
  39. david92506

    david92506 Dormant account

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    Funny!

    I would think that the dog would try to tear off the poop bag with its mouth. And how are they supposed to smell each other's butt now?
     

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