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Sticky First Date !!!

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by RobWin, Feb 3, 2008.

    Feb 3, 2008
  1. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when
    you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
    not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

    Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
    that a woman ever had.

    The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely
    no question as to why her tale took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken
    her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.

    It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
    had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
    they were headed home late that afternoon.

    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
    realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

    They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

    Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
    where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,
    or it would be the front seat of his car.

    They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
    down and started.

    In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
    against the rear fender to steady herself.

    Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed
    was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about
    was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation.

    As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
    were firmly glued against the car's fender.

    Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
    attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
    answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance!

    He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
    then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

    She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
    themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

    Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
    real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
    cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.

    Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
    both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

    So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
    pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter,
    she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

    Jay Leno's comment...

    "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."

    Oh, and how did the first date turn out?

    He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
    2 people like this.
  2. Feb 3, 2008
  3. babs7262

    babs7262 Banned User

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    I saw that coming when you mentioned they needed something hot, I just knew it!!! OMG what a great first date story.

    grandkid...."grandma, how did you and grandpa meet?"" where was your first date? "

    grandmom..."well johnny, grandpa had to piss on my ass to release my cheeks from the car fender" "it was love at first date"
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  4. Feb 3, 2008
  5. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

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    Oh gawd babs...I'm ROTFLMAO !!!..:lolup::lolup::lolup:

    Thats better that the way she told it....
  6. Feb 3, 2008
  7. babs7262

    babs7262 Banned User

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    I cant recall any bad first dates...well, I mean their were crappy first dates but no good stories. I guess that Australian guy fiasco doesnt count as "a date" lol

    I did have one date that when he picked me up to go to dinner, I had on a tight short denim skirt (late 80's) and when I got in the car my skirt ripped when I sat down. I had to change but that really wasnt bad, we both laughed
    and I changed. He was a nice guy and a lawyer too, but back then I was into looks and he was dorky looking lol
  8. Feb 3, 2008
  9. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Who knows?
    A Vault!
    I'll have to tell you about my first date with my wife one of these days...it's one that I thought would have me locked behind bars or something...:D
  10. Feb 3, 2008
  11. babs7262

    babs7262 Banned User

    On Disability,p/t online slots reviewer
    Do Tell Rob!

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