- Joined
- Jun 5, 2006
- Location
- Edmonton Canada
A woman realized that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He trimmed the hair and cleaned both ears, and suddenly the dog could hear again. The vet told her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
On her way home from work the next day, she stopped at the drugstore to buy some Nair.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
"Oh I see," said the pharmacist, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
"I'm not using it on my legs either," she replied, "If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well then, stay off your bicycle for at least a week."
On her way home from work the next day, she stopped at the drugstore to buy some Nair.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
"Oh I see," said the pharmacist, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
"I'm not using it on my legs either," she replied, "If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well then, stay off your bicycle for at least a week."
