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?I'm glad someone round here doesn't have a filthy mind
nothing dirty could be misconstrued about Jono blowing his load
?I'm glad someone round here doesn't have a filthy mind
I could hazard a guess who'd put their pole in position, but that would be rudeThis threads made me pregnant. #whosthedaddy
This threads made me pregnant. #whosthedaddy
I've done it numerous times, say deposit 100 intending 50 max loss on BoRe Deluxe then switch to Rhino at 50, the first slot takes the 50 quite quickly so I think it cannot continue being so bad so I carry on - and yes! the whole bankroll spunked on one slot in one visit....
Er...sometimes I do.But then you just load up bonanza with a 50 Euro deposit, set it off at 2 euros a spin, somehow get 5 features and cash out a bag!!!!! So irrelevant what u lose on to start with!
Yeah - she always SEEMS to pay less well than the 2 guys - but could be my imagination.In all seriousness......YES! If I could put Gemix on "pause" mode, I would. That lollypop girl? You should hear the words that come out of my mouth. She takes your money and you cant beat her, no matter what. And dont you guys take any of my words to formulate your horny Sunday!
Trust me, it's not your imagination. If she was real and face to face with me, i'd be arrested! I call her every name in the book! Hahahaha! I know..I'm weird!Yeah - she always SEEMS to pay less well than the 2 guys - but could be my imagination.
One thing I didn't imagine though, was this from 2016 when she gave me corner-to-corner wilds... and it paid £0!
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Used to do this on Dead or Alive a lot, but these days play a variety of slots. If a game doesn't pay after 100 odd spins I'll move on.
Maybe just me, but the word 'spunking' gives me the heebie jeebies
Is this still about slots, I'm confused.....but in answer to the question, I've been with my partner almost 20 years so one could say I've spunked my whole deposits on one slot
Is this still about slots, I'm confused.....but in answer to the question, I've been with my partner almost 20 years so one could say I've spunked my whole deposits on one slot
It's not that. We just can't be bothered trying to get with someone elseWow mate,20 years together in this day and age is amazing.
Useful tip for those looking for love...
A few years ago I dated an absolute stunner. On our second date I arrived early at hers so while she was showering I took a peak in her bedroom. I found a nuns habit,a nurses uniform, a waitress outfit and a Police Women's uniform complete with handcuffs amongst uniforms of many persuasions.
I thought "feck this,if the women can't even hold down a job then shes not for me" and I quickly left the house.
You have to know what your looking for.