- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Sixty Nine Before Dentist Appt.
One day a man and his wife are 69ing when the man suddenly realizes he has a dentist appointment. He quickly stops and runs to the bathroom and starts to brush his teeth with loads of toothpaste. He then puts lots of mouthwash in his mouth and spits it out, then repeats the process.
He then gets a tone of minty spray and keeps spraying it in his mouth as he gets dressed. Before he runs out the house he grabs a packet of gum and chews the whole thing on the way to the dentist.
At the dentist he starts to devour a whole pack of mints as he waits for his appointment.
He then goes into the room and lies on the chair. After a few seconds of looking in his mouth the dentist says “You’ve been 69ing with your wife haven’t you?”
The man looks shocked and asks “How do you know?! Can you smell it on my breath?”
The dentist then says “Nope, you’ve got a skid mark on your forehead.”
One day a man and his wife are 69ing when the man suddenly realizes he has a dentist appointment. He quickly stops and runs to the bathroom and starts to brush his teeth with loads of toothpaste. He then puts lots of mouthwash in his mouth and spits it out, then repeats the process.
He then gets a tone of minty spray and keeps spraying it in his mouth as he gets dressed. Before he runs out the house he grabs a packet of gum and chews the whole thing on the way to the dentist.
At the dentist he starts to devour a whole pack of mints as he waits for his appointment.
He then goes into the room and lies on the chair. After a few seconds of looking in his mouth the dentist says “You’ve been 69ing with your wife haven’t you?”
The man looks shocked and asks “How do you know?! Can you smell it on my breath?”
The dentist then says “Nope, you’ve got a skid mark on your forehead.”
