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Screwed out of $$$$!!!

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by TAR, Feb 7, 2004.

  1. TAR

    TAR Dormant account

    I was playing at HowardFineHowardCasino.com and got screwed out of 50 cents! I was playing Blackjack and had a King and a Queen showing while the "dealer" had a Nine! I hit because I wanted to get an Ace to guarantee my win! Guess what? I BUSTED! How could that happen????
    It's obviously cheating software!

    I called the casino toll free at their office in Mongolia and they told me I was an idiot!!! The nerve of them!!! I want my 50 CENTS AND I WANT IT NOW!! Help me Casinomeister!!!!!

    Tim
     
  2. wossisface

    wossisface Dormant account

    TAR,

    You know you shouldn't drink and gamble, man. Especially when playing for such high stakes.

    I suggest you take it up with the Outer Mongolian government, I hear they hold a very dim view of cheating software operators and will be most sympathetic to your claims.

    Good luck. And remember, stay away from the sauce when you're playing BJ.
     
    Last edited: Feb 7, 2004
  3. TAR

    TAR Dormant account

    Whew..... you're right..... all this talk lately has gotten me all confused.
    To hell with the 50 cents!!!!!

    Tim
     
  4. chucho

    chucho Bonus Pimp

    Its 50 cent, not 50 cents.
     
  5. caps

    caps Dormant account

    These guys are crooks. After my inital deposit of .10, I asked them to raise the table limits for me from .9 to .12 per hand. I then went on a flat crazy run, and ran my balance up to a completely silly $3.83. At that point, I think the Mongolians panicked, and found themselves in some serious hot water with their licensor (ShillTime Gaming) for letting me get so out of control. Though we initially worked out a payment plan (one cent a week for 383 weeks), I am completely devoid of common sense, so I decided to get on a message board (calling myself the PlundererofHowardFineHoward) and crow about my win. The Mongolians then got really pissed, and accused me of using an android during my play. They've now stopped the payments. I don't know what to do. Maybe I'll e-mail Cipher.
     
  6. thetest32

    thetest32 Non-Gambler

    If you have any sense you will not keep writing on these chat boards, PlunderOHFH - This is only going to get you in deep water! My advice to you is stop the idle chatter and get yourself a good lawyer - with that kind of money I am sure you'll be able to persuade someone to work for a cut of the proceeds of any court case... ShillTime will do anything to avoid paying, but you don't help your case with the android speak... KEEP QUIET AND LET THE LAW TAKE IT'S COURSE!

    Ben.
     
  7. bolle72

    bolle72 Dormant account

    Oooh My!

    :lolup:
    This is suppose to be in the "joke" forum! :D
     
  8. Casinomeister

    Casinomeister Forum Cheermeister Staff Member

    Someone has been drinking the bong water...
     
  9. dberry100

    dberry100 Dormant account

    9 cent bets are fun, especially when your checking out the game for the first time.
     
  10. wossisface

    wossisface Dormant account

    Hey Caps, how much for the 'droid?
     
  11. caps

    caps Dormant account

    What 'droid? I didn't use a 'droid. But if I did use one, and I didn't, but if I might have maybe used one and wanted to sell it, then . . . let me think . . . maybe six figures. But I didn't use one. Would you want the source code too?
     
  12. wossisface

    wossisface Dormant account

    Source code, schmorse code! I was thinking more along the lines of six dollars!

    But maybe we should join forces; your brains, my six dollars, why, we could clean up!


    :eek2:
     
  13. HowardFineHowar

    HowardFineHowar Dormant account

    Good evening,

    This is Mr. Moores from HowardFineHoward casino. After an extensive ingestigation I can confirm that the player in question, 'Caps', DID use an android at our casino. Any fool reading our T&C's would see that android use voids all plays and pays.

    How do we know this? Because we record all information!

    We studied the action of Caps' mouse, and noted it was very strange. Indeed, Caps' dogs and cats were also acting suspiciously and this instantly shouted 'android play'.

    As far as I am concerned this case is closed. We have all the proof we need but it is much too complicated for you stupid forum members to understand.

    Good day,
    Mr. Moores - HowardFineHoward Casino.
     
  14. jetset

    jetset Ueber Meister CAG

    LMAO! Not sure how I missed this thread before but it's a goodie. More please!
     
  15. pokeraddict

    pokeraddict Webmaster

    Are you not suppose to drink the bong water?
     
  16. caps

    caps Dormant account

    I feel that I am beset on all sides by cunning Mongolian entrapment artists.
    What to do . . . [pacing] . . .what to do? I know! I'll confess! That way, I'll dodge the Mongolian entrappers and guarantee that nobody can ever possibly think that I did it. And to make the unreality of my explicit confession all the more obvious, I'll tape record it -- but luckily we're on a message board, so that will not be necessary. Hahaha -- those Mongolians, with their wild hair, riding around the steppes from casino to casino on their unnaturally small ponies, will have no idea what's hit them. [Yikes, all these keystrokes are making my fingers hurt. Where the hell did I put my mouse . . . . ]
     
  17. cipher

    cipher Banned member - being a jerk

    Ya know CAPS I've even complimented you at times on your creative writing but as a comedian you flat out suck. Get the point PUNK!!!

    Cipher
     
  18. fast_eddie

    fast_eddie Dormant account

    User name TAR. Short for TAR heroine user. :rolleyes:
     
  19. thetest32

    thetest32 Non-Gambler

    Mr. Moores - why don't you actually post your info here? Without the proof that you talk about how are we to know that you and your claims are for real?

    Ben.
     
  20. HowardFineHowar

    HowardFineHowar Dormant account

    Ben - you forget that we record all information. Please take a second to study the attached image...

    The image you see was recorded coming from Caps' computer... clearly the behaviour of the mouse is strange. End of argument.

    Android.

    Pure Android.

    Anyway - since you write on this forum you probably abuse us by creating numerous accounts and winning with our bonus. So - you can go play at some other casino... Unless you have software that can help us cheat at other casinos... then we can work together?

    Good day,
    Mr. Moores - HowardFineHoward Casino.
     

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