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Same_old get hit on at casino

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by same_old, May 26, 2009.

    May 26, 2009
  1. same_old

    same_old Dormant account PABaccred webmeister

    12th man
    Hi All,

    Do I have a story to tell,

    Last nigiht I went out to the cas for a drink and a punt and came across some friends. I was drinking with them when one of them introduced me to one of there friends who was male and Gay.
    He seemed like a good fellow and we both went for the same rugby league football team-so we got chattin.
    Well!!- after about an hour or so we were all pretty drunk and headed to the nightclub section to listen to music..
    Most of my friends went to the dance floor and started dancing and that left myself and the gay fellow at the table drinking, about five minutes into this i was bopping around and then suddeenly felt a pinch on my ass :eek2:
    Hello!!- I thought, which lovely lady has just pinched my butt. Turing around I see the male person behind me but no other woman ( thats strange ) I thought I cant see any woman who would pinch my butt- then I looked at the person I just met and he had a smile from ear to ear.. At that moment I got this really strange feeling not in my pants but in my stomach. I was stunned and didnt know what to say or think, this has never happend to me let alone with a lady. I kind of let it go and then BAM!! he's done it again and just as I turn around he asks me if I have ever been with a man, I prompty said I havent and the last thing I recommend him doing is smelling my hairy ass. I then told him nicely look i'm a taken man by a WOMAN that I love who I will be going hom to-to make sweet love.
    He understood this and said if I ever changed my mind come and see him.

    The moral to this story is have any of you seen pictures of me in the profile section, I reckon i'am manly as they come :what: , anyway I went home got in the shower with a metal srubbing brush rocking back and forth feeling dirty crying saying why why - and then went to bed and held Katherine tight.

    P.S- I dont mind Gay's at all just when they crack onto this mans man is when its just not right .
    7 people like this.
  2. May 26, 2009
  3. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Who knows?
    A Vault!
    Damn same_old, I just think I pissed myself from laughing so hard my friend...:notworthy:notworthy:D

    Sorry to hear about your dramatic experience there buddy, I feel for you. So did you tell Katherine about this and what did she have to say?
  4. May 26, 2009
  5. suzecat

    suzecat Dormant account CAG MM webmeister

    Ouch! That's kinda harsh same old! So can I presume you have never been to San Francisco? :D
  6. May 26, 2009
  7. chuchu59

    chuchu59 gambling addict CAG PABnonaccred

    I think that Katherine was disappointed that it took his same_old so many years to have his buttocks pinched by another man despite his charms.:p
  8. May 26, 2009
  9. same_old

    same_old Dormant account PABaccred webmeister

    12th man
    hehehe, yeah the little minx said she always thought I had a Gay side to me.. and then said lucky he didnt because ive smelt your ass before.

    First time ive been hit on in years and it has to be a man.. I must still have it.

    3 people like this.
  10. May 26, 2009
  11. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Who knows?
    A Vault!
    LOL, too funny buddy...:lolup:
  12. May 26, 2009
  13. lauram

    lauram Dormant account

    self employed
    Well dear if the marriage doesnt work out you always have someone to fall back on, sorry had to toss that in. Reminds me of the two and half men where alan meets the gay guy at the single parents meeting. :lolup:
  14. May 26, 2009
  15. BingoT

    BingoT Nurses love to give shots

    Nursing & Run Bus Trips
    Gay Jokes of the day

    Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly?
    They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it.
    How do you know you're in a gay amusement park?
    They pass out gerbils in the tunnel of love.
    How do you prevent homos from getting AIDS?
    Tell 'em to sit down and keep their mouth shut.
    How many faggots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One, as long as there's plenty of oil and he's real careful.
    What did the mother say to her midget artist son after she found out he had AIDS?
    You are Too Loose Lautrec.
    What does a gay turkey say after he sucks your cock?
    Gobble, gobble, gobble de goop.
    What painting do members of NAMBLA love?
    Little boy blew.
    What weighs 250 pounds and swims in the San Francisco Bay?
    Moby Dyke.
    Why was the gay embarrassed when he was caught blowing the well-hung black delivery boy?
    Because he was caught with a foot in his mouth.
    Why were the other vegetables worried for Sprout?
    They found out the Jolly Green Giant was a member of NAMBLA.
  16. May 26, 2009
  17. missmichelle

    missmichelle Meister Member

    Tucson AZ
    Thanks for a much needed laugh.:lolup:

  18. May 26, 2009
  19. bb28

    bb28 Meister Member

    Customer Service
    Thanks for the laugh same old!
    I had a somewhat similar experience in Vegas 3 years ago. The man that I was dating and I were walking into Pure nightclub to see the PussyCat's Dolls and I was behind him. I felt a hand on my behind and after realizing that it was not an accident I turned around expecting to give some man a go to hell look only to be surprised that it wasn't a man........it was a woman. :eek: I was so shocked that I quickly turned back around. Guess there is a first time for everything.
    1 person likes this.
  20. May 26, 2009
  21. Pinababy69

    Pinababy69 RIP Lisa

    Toronto, Ontario - Canada
    LMFAO.....thanks for the clarification Same_old. :laugh:
  22. May 26, 2009
  23. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

    :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:

    Last time I got hit on in a casino was by a hooker in Vegas....:rolleyes:
  24. May 26, 2009
  25. silcnlayc

    silcnlayc Just one more spin pleez! CAG MM PABnonaccred PABaccred

    IT Director of Operations
    Left Hungary
    The last ime I was hit on was when pots fell on my head...sheesh..and I didn't get any of that funny feeling you did same_old
    Just had a doozy of a headache for the whole day..would have rather been pinched on the bum like you .. :thumbsup: Less pain!!

    2 people like this.
  26. May 26, 2009
  27. ballysdb

    ballysdb Dormant account

    automotive biller
    Long Island NY
    I guess I'ts different for men when a member of the same sex hits on them, but I love getting hit on by women. Of course I'm a little weird!:D
    1 person likes this.
  28. May 26, 2009
  29. Westland Bowl

    Westland Bowl Tin Foil Hat Club Member CAG PABnonaccred

    not applicable
    I'm glad this didn't turn into an 'Outback Mountain' tale!:D
  30. May 27, 2009
  31. winbig

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    Sorry, I just had to.
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