Royal Vegas Launches Thunderstruck On Smartwatch

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Royal Vegas Android AIR has launched its first casino games on Android Smart Watches! Thunderstruck is the first real play Smart Watch game that you can now play on your smart watch, as a companion game to your Android AIR installation on your mobile device! Outdated URL (Invalid)
 
Yes! Now YOU too can enjoy this archaic, hoary 9- liner with its PS1 graphics on your £250 smartwatch!

Watching hapless hipsters attempting to adjust bet sizes on a screen that small would make me want to stop whatever I was doing, point at them and laugh profusely :D
 
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Sorry thanks for the info but WHAT IS THE BLOODY POINT?

Soon there'll be no escape. The little screen on my toilet-roll dispenser will have Bluetooth and I can play while taking a dump. The little LED display on my iron will no doubt be able have slots on when linked-up, get 5-scatters and the missus's blouse gets a great melt-hole in.
Just in case 60 seconds is too long to be away from the internet, I can play temporarily on the screen on my printer while retrieving the sheets off from it.

Can you imagine it? The high-street CCTV camera ops will soon be selling TV channels film clips of all the bell-ends walking down the pavement, left arms crooked at the elbow intent on Apple's latest overpriced great-bit-of-design-but-poor-functionality and bashing into each other, starting fights.

Doctors will get a surge down the line of people with arthritic left wrists/elbows (assuming they haven't killed themselves first walking into traffic etc.)

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Sorry thanks for the info but WHAT IS THE BLOODY POINT?

Soon there'll be no escape. The little screen on my toilet-roll dispenser will have Bluetooth and I can play while taking a dump. The little LED display on my iron will no doubt be able have slots on when linked-up, get 5-scatters and the missus's blouse gets a great melt-hole in.
Just in case 60 seconds is too long to be away from the internet, I can play temporarily on the screen on my printer while retrieving the sheets off from it.

Can you imagine it? The high-street CCTV camera ops will soon be selling TV channels film clips of all the bell-ends walking down the pavement, left arms crooked at the elbow intent on Apple's latest overpriced great-bit-of-design-but-poor-functionality and bashing into each other, starting fights.

Doctors will get a surge down the line of people with arthritic left wrists/elbows (assuming they haven't killed themselves first walking into traffic etc.)

missus's? MISSUS'S?

Only joking man, I have evolved a new style all of my own recently whereby I leave out certain words entirely. It'l be all the rage soon, trust me :Read::Read::Read::Read:
 

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