Relationships

[Tirilej]

Sometimes it feels tough being optimistic

 

[IanO]

Even when it SEEMS like you're all alone, you rarely really are.

Take the guy in your poster for instance... who do you think took his picture?

(hugs)

 

[Tirilej]

Even when it SEEMS like you're all alone, you rarely really are.

Take the guy in your poster for instance... who do you think took his picture?

(hugs)

O no, don't you dare try to cheer me up

Even when it's really really bad, it can always get worser

 

[baldidiot]

Take the guy in your poster for instance... who do you think took his picture?

Camera on a timer?

 

[Tirilej]

Camera on a timer?

Exactly my thought too! It has to be

 

[maxd]

Even when it's really really bad, it can always get worser.

That's true, but it often doesn't.

 

[dionysus]

If you didn't have the bad days, how would you recognize and appreciate the good ones?

 

[Tirilej]

If you didn't have the bad days, how would you recognize and appreciate the good ones?

Whenever there is a good day I just know that it will come a bad one again

 

[dionysus]

Of course there will be; there'll be lots! They're what make the good days so precious and worth remembering and striving for

 

[baldidiot]

How about a joke to cheer you up




A man rings his doctor and says:

"Doctor, doctor, I'm sick"

The doctor says:

"Well just how sick are you?"

The man replies...

"Pretty Sick, I'm in bed with my sister!"

 

[Tirilej]

O no, not a joke...

...still in the desert...where the hell is my fish

 

[dionysus]

Keep trekking; there's an oasis over the horizon

 

[Tirilej]

Keep trekking; there's an oasis over the horizon

...just another mirage

 

[dionysus]

Then make snow angels in the sand

 

[dionysus]

 

[Tirilej]

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That wasn't fair. He is actually looking at the fishes. Of'course that's what he thinks

 

[dionysus]

Nah, he's wondering if Miss Piggy would rather be rolling in the dirt in the desert

 

[Tirilej]

Nah, he's wondering if Miss Piggy would rather be rolling in the dirt in the desert

Why in the world would he think that?

 

[dionysus]

Pigs roll in muck; if she sat on a lily pad with him, theyd sink

 

[skiny]

Sometimes it feels tough being optimistic

Personally I prefer to be realistic.

Considering there are no foot prints anywhere near this guy I have to wonder how long he's been standing there. I mean seriously, if he's going to wander out in the middle of the desert and then stand there so long his footprints disappear he can't very well complain that he's alone.

And as for relationships, sure there's plenty of fish in the sea. There's sharks and whales and jellyfish and if you go down deep enough there's some really weird shit that I can't even describe. Personally, I'm a little fussier than that but then I don't mind spending most of my time alone. Loneliness is for people who don't enjoy their own company and I'm a pretty entertaining guy even if I am the only one around to enjoy it.

Don't mind me. I have no idea what this thread is even about. I'm just rambling like usual.

 

[Tirilej]

Don't mind me. I have no idea what this thread is even about. I'm just rambling like usual.

A ramblingthread maybe

To be honest it's fun to see what a thread can turn in to.
I found the text and thought it was my kind of humor in it. It's sometimes difficult to be surrounded by negative people, and whatever you say they just keep being negative.

I hadn't expected anyone to believe I was serious, but with the first reply and then three members sending me pm's asking how I felt and if there was something they could do for me, I didn't know what to do

I'm an optimist by nature, trying to deal with a tough life, and it's hard sometimes.
I promise I'll be clearer the next time I try to be funny


Thanks to those that tried to cheer me up

 

[chayton]

lol...and here I was going to send you a PM to cheer you up.

 

[max1mike]

lol...and here I was going to send you a PM to cheer you up.

i was gonna send flowers and chocolate, but my wife kicked my ass.

 

[Nate]

And I was about to book a flight and PM you for your number

Nate

 

[Tirilej]

And I was about to book a flight and PM you for your number

Nate

I knew I should have kept being negative

The heroic people rush to save the sad lonely woman.
I got an advice to get a cat also, so it might be different rescuings