Relationship advice needed (adults only please)

[wanda5]

First, steer clear of the jackpot slots...the expected return will include the jackpot and be lower than other slots. Secondly, try "incremental" betting (Outdated URL (Invalid)). Example: do 50 spins at $1 then, then increase it every 50 spins until you get the feature or a decent payoff, then start over Those would be my hints. Probably stick with a medium variance machine if you want some decent pays every now and again and get a "winner screenshot" - low variance slots will last longer but you won't get many hits worth shouting about. What's variance? Link Removed ( Old/Invalid)

I do the opposite ...I am all excited at first ...deposit $100 ($50 if my husband is reading this) and feel all brave betting $2.25 then I lose $20 and get scared & drop it to $1.50 then lose $20 more and drop it to $.90, then .45 then when I have like $5 left I am betting .09 trying to make it last.

I do need a different strategy...I just need to stop being a wus.

 

[RobWin]

OK Jeeze I think I better tone it down before I get in trouble. Crap I think one of my personalities might be bi-polar.

OK OK ! Back to gambling.... but can you please bring back the bi-polar one sometime tomorrow then...kinda kick off my Saturday on the right note....

Actually I got kicked out of my "mommmie group" so I've had a lot of time on my hands lately.

You are so naughty...opps ! sorry...OK OK back on topic....gambling rihtg...right...sorry, my hands are still shaking.....:notworthy:notworthy

 

[RobWin]

Wanda wanda!!!!
Did you see what you have done to those 2 good friend of mine?
I guess I will have to go over and "talk" about it in person....

Kakata ! bro, where you been man ? I could've used you in here earlier...for moral support....you know...

 

[RobWin]

Simmo? Simmo? say something...I was only kidding...talk to me ...

 

[Simmo!]

Simmo? Simmo? say something...I was only kidding...talk to me ...

Too late - I'm mortally offended

 

[RobWin]

Too late - I'm mortally offended

Good one..you had me going there...

 

[kakata]

I must say Simmo always use few balanced words.....(.not a compliment..)...and get to the point.
I Like him

 

[lojo]

I must say Simmo always use few balanced words.....(.not a compliment..)...and get to the point.
I Like him

Like him? Liiiike him? You know you love the blue muppet.. who doesn't?

 

[bb28]

Hey Wanda.......great post!

MG slots = no kisses before you get screwed!

 

[kakata]

Hey Wanda.......great post!

MG slots = no kisses before you get screwed!

 

[RobWin]

Hey Wanda.......great post!

MG slots = no kisses before you get screwed!

BB, please put back up those hott sexy lips on your avatar, that damn waterfall running into the keyboard is getting on my nerves and I keep thinking I am going to turn over my drink into my keyboard....

 

[bb28]

BB, please put back up those hott sexy lips on your avatar, that damn waterfall running into the keyboard is getting on my nerves and I keep thinking I am going to turn over my drink into my keyboard....

You feeling better now?

 

[lojo]

Oh, this is great fun but a move to the attic will net you a picture of BingoT all dolled up for me at mardigras

 

[RobWin]

You feeling better now?

Yes I Am...now don't mess with that button anymore OK...

 

[RobWin]

Oh, this is great fun but a move to the attic will net you a picture of BingoT all dolled up for me at mardigras

I got to go check that out for sure...

 

[BingoT]

Oh, this is great fun but a move to the attic will net you a picture of BingoT all dolled up for me at mardigras

You talking about me again

 

[lojo]

sweet pic,.

 

[BingoT]

Just for Wanda
She's Hot
She don't have to go to far here at CM's to find a nice guy.


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[wanda5]

I am SO glad you all have such a great sense of humor! I want to come here and bitch about my losses, brag about my wins but also know that I can be my crazy self & have fun with people who can laugh while going through the same ups and downs at one point or another. This is probably the only forum I have even seen have the same people for YEARS...that says sooo much.

That said, I am so envious that I cant be at the big bash this month...maybe next time. Unless of course I win the Mega Moolah jackpot...then its PARTY AT WANDAS!

YOU ROCK!
XXXOOO

PS...I am going back in to make a deposit today ...wish me luck!

 

[RobWin]

I am SO glad you all have such a great sense of humor! I want to come here and bitch about my losses, brag about my wins but also know that I can be my crazy self & have fun with people who can laugh while going through the same ups and downs at one point or another. This is probably the only forum I have even seen have the same people for YEARS...that says sooo much.

That said, I am so envious that I cant be at the big bash this month...maybe next time. Unless of course I win the Mega Moolah jackpot...then its PARTY AT WANDAS!

YOU ROCK!
XXXOOO

PS...I am going back in to make a deposit today ...wish me luck!

Lots and Lots of Good luck Wanda...you raving babydoll you...:notworthy

 

[lojo]

it's easy Wanda (herd your nickles)
wb has a tourney in may, meister is coming home in august.

 

[wanda5]

Thanks Simmo!

First, steer clear of the jackpot slots...the expected return will include the jackpot and be lower than other slots. Secondly, try "incremental" betting (Outdated URL (Invalid)). Example: do 50 spins at $1 then, then increase it every 50 spins until you get the feature or a decent payoff, then start over Those would be my hints. Probably stick with a medium variance machine if you want some decent pays every now and again and get a "winner screenshot" - low variance slots will last longer but you won't get many hits worth shouting about. What's variance? Link Removed ( Old/Invalid)

I explained that I always lower the amount after a losing streak, well I took your advice and raised it instead and I won like crazy all weekend at Challenge Casino. I bet low (.90) a lot to get to play for a long time but I got $100 up to around $500 which isnt THAT much but I literally played & had a blast friday, saturday, sunday and then lost it all today That was the first time I held on to money for that long in a very long time. I played 25 and then 50 cents on break the bank and got 3 break the banks! Over $200 on a .50 cent bet! I wish I would have taken screen shots...I really had some beautiful wins...the losses in between just wouldnt let me get up higher than $500 though. I finally feel like I got my moneys worth & had so much fun...so thanks Simmo!
I did play mega moolah and I did ok. I got the jackpot spin 3 times and only won the mini jackpot...but hey $10-$15 is better than zero.

 

[I<3Microgaming]

Sad news

Looks like your lover found a new mate!

https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/winner-screenshots.4193/

 

[bryand]

Squirrell Game

Well Wanda, here's how to bust a nut. First open the squirrell's zipper. Then gamble everthing and reach for the nuts. If you get 3 or more small brown nuts, you'll be semi-excited. But realizing 3 or more BIG, golden nuts and its nirvana. You've reached multiples! Hope that helps.