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- Dec 18, 2003
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
> > >some
> >>cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he
> >>noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
> >>
> >>Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> >>the
> >>table and emerged red-faced.
> >>
> >>Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> >>
> >>Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
under
> >>there?
> >>
> >>" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed
> >>he did.
> >>
> >>She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> >>
> >>After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
> >>this offer, John confirms that he is interested.
> >>
> >>She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and
John
> >>doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
> >>
> >>When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp
> >>and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
> >>closed their transaction, as agreed.
> >>
> >>John quickly dressed and left.
> >>
> >>As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house,
> >>asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
> >>
> >>With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few
> >>minutes this afternoon."
> >>
> >>Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he
> >>give you $500?"
> >>
> >>In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
> >>her
> >>best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
> >>
> >>Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> >>"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> >>borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
> >>afternoon
> >>on his way home and pay me back."
> >>
> >>Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
> > >some
> >>cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he
> >>noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
> >>
> >>Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> >>the
> >>table and emerged red-faced.
> >>
> >>Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> >>
> >>Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
under
> >>there?
> >>
> >>" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed
> >>he did.
> >>
> >>She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> >>
> >>After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
> >>this offer, John confirms that he is interested.
> >>
> >>She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and
John
> >>doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
> >>
> >>When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp
> >>and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
> >>closed their transaction, as agreed.
> >>
> >>John quickly dressed and left.
> >>
> >>As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house,
> >>asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
> >>
> >>With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few
> >>minutes this afternoon."
> >>
> >>Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he
> >>give you $500?"
> >>
> >>In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
> >>her
> >>best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
> >>
> >>Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> >>"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> >>borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
> >>afternoon
> >>on his way home and pay me back."
> >>
> >>Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
