Don't be hate - full - 1 - 4 - U - 2
Just a little introduction . My name is Jack. I'm 3' 1" short , i meant tall . I live in a card board box , designed by me in 1979 . I have long brown hair about 4' long . I enjoy long walks about 20 yards . Any further i get tired . My hobbies are , frightening the sheet out of people. YA ! I yell , [ OW . ] Then tell them , they stepped on me laying on the side walk . Some times they give me money .
Lets get to the good part ... Type of girl i'm searchin for . 1 . She must be a lady from her own mother , no she males need apply . 2. No taller then 3' 9" . Box is only 4' x 4' , i wouldn't want her back to hurt. 3. Very important !!!!!
She must be this colour , no fake dye jobs . I just love orignal packaging . 4 . She must be no wider then 3' . I 'll need room to move around . 5. She's sleep in the wet spot , remember . It's only cardboard ............ SOS .. If your out there my beautiful dream girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget . I'm 26 years old . Bold , sold ,told ,and freezin in the cold .........