Casino Rewards are another complete joke in this regard.
I have lost count of the number of times I have made a deposit there between 12am and 1am and before the "deposit has been successful" popup has even finished updating, I get a popup saying....
"Still playing after hours Martin? Please visit RG page" blah blah blah yada yada yada
Yeah whatever CR. Fuck RIGHT off you oity toity namby pamby virtual signalling nannying bunch of fucking patronising do gooding la de das....
STILL playing, you say? I haven't even BLOODY STARTED playing yet because I literally deposited a whopping THREE SECONDS AGO, you bunch of FUCKWITTED MORONS!!
And here's the cherry on top. Sometimes, this has happened after making my first deposit at CR in three weeks. I make a point of NEVER depositing twice at the same CR casino in a MONTH, let alone a DAY.
AND this is against a backdrop of me having a monthly deposit limit at CR that was set by.....CR THEMSELVES, one that I am unable to change manually! If I want to increase my monthly deposit limit, I essentially would have to fire off a begging letter to them via e-mail.
SCUUHHHHHHROO. THAT!
Of course, this is coming from the very same CR who also happen to send you emails JUST AFTER MIDNIGHT
telling you about a great match bonus offer with their utterly ridiculous 200x wagering attached to it. One of which encourages you to make THREE deposits in the space of......24 hours
R. G. MY. ARSE.
Or the e-mail which includes the scarcely believable story of a woman who hit the Mega Moolah jackpot while tucking into a Greggs sausage roll AND taking one up the Khyber pass and receiving a reach around....from another player who hit the Mega Moolah jackpot three months prior
Basically, to sum it up in the style of a YT commenter....
CR: We care about RG
Also CR; We don't give a flying toss about RG, because we want to tempt you with bonus match offers that are among the most -EV for the player in the entire global online casino market. But we have to be seen to be pretending to care about it, otherwise we would not get our hands on any of your MONEEEEEEYYYY!!
FUCK OFF ALREADY, you bunch of hypocrites.
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