OMG! I'm a Millionaire ....FBI offering to pay me millions

[asadzareef89]

no joke .... just got the mail (Sarcastic)

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC
JAMES B. COMEY,
Attention Beneficiary,
Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of
Lottery/Gambling,Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have
been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of
Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of
Investigation.
The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these
impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of
Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum
withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine
(ATM).
To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and
Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $250 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal
Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $250.00 only.
Barr Lord Ruben (ATM Card Center Director)
Central Bank of Nigeria
Central Business District,
Cad astral Zone, federal
Capital Territory,Nigeria.
ATM Card Center Director Barr Lord Ruben
Email fbi22@secretarias.com
Phone: +234-8132085137
Do contact Barr Lord Ruben of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:
FULL NAMES: __________________________________
DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________
SEX: _______________
DATE OF BIRTH: __________________
OCCUPATION: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________
On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $250.00
via MoneyGram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the
delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee.
JAMES B. COMEY,
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Phone Number: +1 (646) 776-5465
Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Barr
Lord Ruben of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could
act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

 

[bigjohn]

It's unbelievable they still try this crap. I can only surmise that once in a while some sucker goes through with it and sends them money.

 

[Simmo!]

I don't want to be a party-pooper but there is an outside chance this is a scam, so be careful!

 

[asadzareef89]

I don't want to be a party-pooper but there is an outside chance this is a scam, so be careful!

I know simmo ...... the post is meant to be sarcastic

 

[akrus88]

I know simmo ...... the post is meant to be sarcastic

There is a slight chance Simmos post was also.

 

[chayton]

Oddly enough, Ray's been getting these mails in the regular mail lately too. I guess the scammers think that it's worth the cost of a few stamps if they get a couple of hits.

 

[randomiam]

just send back details of other scammers in reply or tell them you are looking for a bride with only one leg if they say they have one for you ask them to send picture then complain that her stump isnt attractive enough and demand that she have a hump aswell

 

[rena35]

Stupid spammers ROFL

 

[Jasminebed]

Oddly enough, Ray's been getting these mails in the regular mail lately too. I guess the scammers think that it's worth the cost of a few stamps if they get a couple of hits.

Possibly if the mail recipient was not an internet user, they might not be familiar with the Nigerian scams. Elderly are the biggest target for scammers of all nature, as well as telemarketing of a dubious nature.

 

[lotusch]

They never learn,do they.
But ah well,they make millions a year with these scams so why would they stop.
There are always suckers falling for this crap.

419 scams.


Here is a good website where you can track all ongoing scams and people here try to turn the wheel around and scam the scammer.
Funny and hilarious!

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[Mousey]

We've been getting weird scam FBI/IRS/Homeland Security (I kid you not) FAXs at work ... about a couple a week. I then fax them over to our States Attorney General's office - once a week, with cover sheet. LOL

I can't wait too long, the scammers kill the contact number. I figure if I can't make them stop eating up my time and paper, I'll just pass the misery on to the AG's office who just might be able to do something about it. It's really a serious crime to scam via mail or telephone for some reason.

Most of these have (so far) come from Canada. Or maybe the scammer simply routes call back through Canada, originating who knows where....

Makes me worry about the FBI and IRS and Homeland Security.... basing offices in Canada....