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Ode to the Meister

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by PlexRep, May 31, 2011.

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    May 31, 2011
  1. PlexRep

    PlexRep Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Marketing
    Location:
    Malta
    Inspired by Papa-ya's DOJ poem, I decided to have a go at one myself :)

    I call it: ''Ode to the meister''

    I’m a gambler through and through,
    You know the things I love to do,
    Roulette, Blackjack, craps and slots,
    But never ever using bots!

    I know I should have read the rules.
    But wasn’t betting precious jewels.
    It’s only $20… what the hell,
    I’ll worry if the bets go well.

    The problem is I hit a streak.
    Won at every turn all week.
    Jackpots, randoms, big and small.
    I played the games and won them all!

    Time to try a small withdrawal,
    And that’s when they began to stall,
    First the standard docs request
    God this process is a pest.

    Docs approved! Away we go!
    Yet still the process goes on slow?

    3 weeks on and still no cash!
    Why did I choose to play this trash?
    Should I just kiss my dough goodbye,
    Or maybe give live chat a try?

    It’s not like I’m a bonus whore
    If so feel free.. show me the door!
    But pay up first you S.O.B,
    That’s money that you owe to me!!

    Just when I had lost all hope,
    My buddy tells me ‘Hey you dope,
    The Meisters there to help you out,
    With reps and such he has some clout!’

    I came on in the Meisters door
    Wishing I’d been here before
    Page on page of useful tips,
    … I’ll just skip past that sarky quip ;)

    And hey, what’s this.. a P.A.B?
    Now this was made for guys like me!
    No ‘rep on board’ so off it went
    This guy Max is heaven sent!

    Eventually I did get paid!
    My day, my week, my YEAR was made.
    Thank you Bryan, Thank you Max
    Now I know I can relax.

    Now I know just where to play,
    I hope to win again some day
    Until then this is where I’ll stay
    Coz MeisterLand is A.O.K!!
     
    18 people like this.
  2. May 31, 2011
  3. rainmaker

    rainmaker I'm not a penguin CAG webmeister

    Occupation:
    -
    Location:
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    That was great! And funny :D:D
     
    1 person likes this.
  4. May 31, 2011
  5. Repro

    Repro Dormant account PABnononaccred PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    Financial
    Location:
    Netherlands
    Absolutely brilliant! :thumbsup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  6. May 31, 2011
  7. SlotMonster

    SlotMonster SoftSwiss Representative webmeister

    Occupation:
    Manager
    Location:
    Somewhere in eternity
    Awesome! :thumbsup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  8. May 31, 2011
  9. ksech

    ksech Dormant account

    Occupation:
    yes
    Location:
    Here
    Very creative! Thanks for sharing. :thumbsup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  10. May 31, 2011
  11. same_old

    same_old Dormant account PABaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    12th man
    Location:
    Australia
    Loved it!!
     
    1 person likes this.
  12. May 31, 2011
  13. theg.one

    theg.one Dormant account

    Occupation:
    technical employee
    Location:
    province of Milano Italy
    Very nice and funny. :thumbsup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  14. May 31, 2011
  15. Pulver

    Pulver Senior Member PABaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Technical
    Location:
    Tellus
    Brilliant stuff!

    Thanks for posting :thumbsup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  16. May 31, 2011
  17. jetset

    jetset Ueber Meister CAG

    Occupation:
    Senior Partner, InfoPowa News Service
    Location:
    Earth
    Excellent PlexRep - you should do some more of this stuff that all players can relate to!
     
    1 person likes this.
  18. May 31, 2011
  19. Papa-ya

    Papa-ya Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Retired
    Location:
    USA
    Awesome Plexrep! Nothing like a poetic soul. :thumbsup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  20. Jun 12, 2011
  21. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    How did I miss this poem? This is awesome!!!! :thumbsup:
     

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