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Yes, interesting that arla apparently own Yeo valley as well!? But I don't think they can claim something is organic if it has used this feed.

I might try and buy organic dairy produce from now on, I don't get through a massive amount as it is, so the extra cost is probably minimal.

In a capitalist free market society we should get a labelled choice anyhow. 🤑
Bollix to healthy living I am moving to Merica :P

 
I suppose it had to happen sometime; one cannot stop Skynet.

And why would they want to? For here is the perfect fusion of chat, user videos and A.I to create powerful, life-affirming orchestral masterpieces 👌

 
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

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I have a wort growing on my finger and I prefer to use old fashioned methods to deal with these sort of things before using newer methods.
The best recepticle to hold the vinager is a urine sample pot from the docs as I can jam the finger in it while going about my day. Guess what colour the vinager is?
😛

The same as piss.
I've a few people popping in tomorrow so I will have my remedy in the tube with its top on and I will take a sip telling them it is very medicinal-which it is.
- My finger.


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Had an email from Sainsbury's which told me that I, the King, had bought the most boxes of PG Tips while using the necter card during 2024 from sainsburys shops located in my area (35sq miles). The other 1 person in my household has the odd mug or 3 every day, but it's otherwise just me.
Winner!
 
Potential lawyer/ doctor/ engineer and Labour favourite 'Axel Rudakubana' jailed for 52 years apparently, placing each girl's life at around seventeen years, not to mention the numerous others he attempted to murder and will obviously carry lifelong injuries.

I think we've all seen the ghoul by now, so I'd rather not show his mugshot. Yet while Britain's Justice System shows itself up as the laughing stock of the world, let's rejoice in the fact that this person meets his end inside, as they have a real dislike of child killers. Make him suffer a bit first though, eh? :D
 
Potential lawyer/ doctor/ engineer and Labour favourite 'Axel Rudakubana' jailed for 52 years apparently, placing each girl's life at around seventeen years, not to mention the numerous others he attempted to murder and will obviously carry lifelong injuries.

I think we've all seen the ghoul by now, so I'd rather not show his mugshot. Yet while Britain's Justice System shows itself up as the laughing stock of the world, let's rejoice in the fact that this person meets his end inside, as they have a real dislike of child killers. Make him suffer a bit first though, eh? :D
There was a 14 year old girl who did everything she could to save kids lives. I hope she is awarded the highest honours.
He may face a lot of danger in prison but unfortunately there are also those in prison who will treat him as a hero and will protect him :(
 
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Potential lawyer/ doctor/ engineer and Labour favourite 'Axel Rudakubana' jailed for 52 years apparently, placing each girl's life at around seventeen years, not to mention the numerous others he attempted to murder and will obviously carry lifelong injuries.

I think we've all seen the ghoul by now, so I'd rather not show his mugshot. Yet while Britain's Justice System shows itself up as the laughing stock of the world, let's rejoice in the fact that this person meets his end inside, as they have a real dislike of child killers. Make him suffer a bit first though, eh? :D
Rumour has it that the child murderer Axel Rudakabana has just had his face smashed in in prison. The screws asked two brothers if they wanted to go for a walk and accidently forgot to lock his cell door. Face like mush and in a bad way
 
Sam Kerr gets arrested and goes to court for being a nasty piece of shit, so, the anti White media concentrate on the statements from retarded team mates who say how nice the piece of shit pretends to be when she's not being her usual piece of shit. honkalonka.
 
Job interview? :oops:
Looked at some online dicktionaries and it seems to be two words.

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Yes. I shall be opening my doors at 8am to greet potencial candidates with only a flask of coffee to sustain me throughout the day.
I have invited Hawk Tuah Girl to apply but the only thing she gave me was short shrift :(
 

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