odds and ends

[geordiecolin]

Yes, interesting that arla apparently own Yeo valley as well!? But I don't think they can claim something is organic if it has used this feed.

I might try and buy organic dairy produce from now on, I don't get through a massive amount as it is, so the extra cost is probably minimal.

In a capitalist free market society we should get a labelled choice anyhow.

Bollix to healthy living I am moving to Merica

 

[goatwack]

I suppose it had to happen sometime; one cannot stop Skynet.

And why would they want to? For here is the perfect fusion of chat, user videos and A.I to create powerful, life-affirming orchestral masterpieces

 

[geordiecolin]

MY DENTIST DOING A BIT OF WORK ON THE SIDE

 

[geordiecolin]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

 

[mack341]

Not a big fan of these AI vids (when they're too realistic) but this is pretty good.

Edit: Ah it's not so good without the subtitles

 

[Kroffe]

They think hes doing it to be able to move across thin ice, actually his snowballs were itching.

 

[Kroffe]

 

[geordiecolin]

Not a big fan of these AI vids (when they're too realistic) but this is pretty good.

Edit: Ah it's not so good without the subtitles

This was better than the crap he spouted yesterday

 

[geordiecolin]

Got me in the feels

 

[Kroffe]

All you need for a funky beat is a little bit of the old 1-2 shake, shake.

 

[geordiecolin]

I have a wort growing on my finger and I prefer to use old fashioned methods to deal with these sort of things before using newer methods.
The best recepticle to hold the vinager is a urine sample pot from the docs as I can jam the finger in it while going about my day. Guess what colour the vinager is?

The same as piss.
I've a few people popping in tomorrow so I will have my remedy in the tube with its top on and I will take a sip telling them it is very medicinal-which it is.
- My finger.