odds and ends

[TheAddict]

At least least they were there in time to switch their phones on and record it for reactions on Tardbook..

 

[Kroffe]

At least least they were there in time to switch their phones on and record it for reactions on Tardbook..

 

[geordiecolin]

At least least they were there in time to switch their phones on and record it for reactions on Tardbook..

Africa is catching up quick but they do request funding because blue peter materials are just not cutting it.

 

[mack341]

Something to ponder...

 

[geordiecolin]

How dating has changed over the past 100 years

 

[geordiecolin]

An fascinating interview. At 30 mins he explains how and why Women's lib was all about taxation and manipulating children early at school. He was dying from cancer so was happy to tell his truth about 18 years ago.

 

[Kroffe]

Do you have a job that requires two burly men?
Look no further.

 

[goatwack]

Not everyday you get to hire Brendan Gleeson and My Pillow Guy!

 

[mack341]

Public service warning:

 

[Kroffe]

 

[Kroffe]

Burgur, burgur.
Looks like a pretty fun game for learning a new language & pronunciation.

 

[geordiecolin]

Just stumbled across this. What a legend

 

[goatwack]

Never thought I'd see the day, but smother me in sauerkraut and call me Fritz if this isn't unexpected!

Thomas Tuchel- a Germanic fellow - to be appointed coach of the England football team!

The world's gone to hell in a handbasket I tell you

 

[geordiecolin]

Never thought I'd see the day, but smother me in sauerkraut and call me Fritz if this isn't unexpected!

Thomas Tuchel- a Germanic fellow - to be appointed coach of the England football team!

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The world's gone to hell in a handbasket I tell you

So he will fill his squad with half of the Sunderland team just to fuck us up good and proper! Merkel plant.

 

[mack341]

 

[mack341]

this tickled me.

 

[mack341]

If you're wondering, yep I've found a new source on twitter.

 

[geordiecolin]

Too bloody true.

 

[Kroffe]

Makes sense.

 

[Kroffe]

"You love delicious hot meals"

Yes i do, Cathy, if only there was a non time consuming easy way to cook them without making a mess.

 

[geordiecolin]

Why do folk insist on setting off fireworks so early? Wait until Nov 5th ffs. And only sell noiseless ones because they freak out poor animals. Its only October 24th. Last night one was set off close to me and the cat knocked over my Christmas tree

 

[Kroffe]

This is true, worth mentioning is that you should also be cautious about accepting Santa toast from a Christian that has dyslexia.
Always inspect the toast before any spreading occurs, better safe than sorry.

 

[geordiecolin]

I like this idea but I would have to look into the harms done to the brain etc before using one.

 

[geordiecolin]

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) By Pam Ayers
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

 

[geordiecolin]

A recording from about 15 years ago when I was known in the industry as Colin The Rampant Ramrod.