Not with an ATM and a picnic table

[P.V.]

I've been pretty wasted back in the day but this guy takes the cake.

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. -
A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

 

[Casinomeister]

How in the hell is that even possible? I bet he had one hell of a hangover

 

[weesie]

You want to think. "now, I have seen everything".............but, we haven't...



Always something new, and even more stupid, makes the news!

 

[Dinahnana]

Methinks maybe more than alcohol involved here? Either way I bet this guy felt really stupid when he woke up next day and realized or was told what he did. Since they posted his mugshot in the paper everyone in his town knows what he did. He will never be able to live that one down

 

[chayton]

I remember once hearing about a guy who was a night watchman at a place that made piñatas. He was having sex with one when part of the wire cut him and he was trying to sue the company. I don't remember all the details but I'd think about it before ever buying a piñata for my kid's birthday party.

 

[vinylweatherman]

How in the hell is that even possible? I bet he had one hell of a hangover

You need to get out more

 

[rshkrn]

serves the goddamn ATM right...someone had to do it.......my ATM screws me every day!!!

 

[vinylweatherman]

It could be quite a serious charge.

Did the ATM consent?, if not, it would be assault, even rape. He is getting off lightly with indecent exposure or drunk and disorderly.

I wonder how he felt the next day when he sobered up and saw the story in the paper.

His car probably left him

 

[dunover]

I've been pretty wasted back in the day but this guy takes the cake.

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. -
A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

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Sex with an ATM???

I bet that was the quickest withdrawal he ever made.....

 

[Jory]

A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

Reminds me of the time I tried cocaine.

 

[weesie]

All of you commenting are in fine form today!

Some very comical and amusing replies!

""""""Sex with an ATM???

I bet that was the quickest withdrawal he ever made....."""""

Lmao!

 

[P.V.]

Sex with an ATM???

I bet that was the quickest withdrawal he ever made.....

I think he was trying to make a deposit, not a withdraw.

 

[Jasminebed]

In this day and age of cellphones, I can't help but feel there's a youtube video.