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Not with an ATM and a picnic table

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by P.V., May 20, 2014.

    May 20, 2014
  1. P.V.

    P.V. Senior Member webmeister

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    I've been pretty wasted back in the day but this guy takes the cake.

    MURFREESBORO, Tenn. -
    A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

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    :drink:
     
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  2. May 20, 2014
  3. Casinomeister

    Casinomeister Forum Cheermeister Staff Member

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    How in the hell is that even possible? I bet he had one hell of a hangover :p
     
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  4. May 20, 2014
  5. weesie

    weesie Ueber Meister

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    You want to think. "now, I have seen everything".............but, we haven't...



    Always something new, and even more stupid, makes the news!
     
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  6. May 20, 2014
  7. osulle

    osulle Ueber Meister CAG mm4 mm1

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    Methinks maybe more than alcohol involved here? Either way I bet this guy felt really stupid when he woke up next day and realized or was told what he did. Since they posted his mugshot in the paper everyone in his town knows what he did. He will never be able to live that one down:lolup:
     
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  8. May 20, 2014
  9. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

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    I remember once hearing about a guy who was a night watchman at a place that made piñatas. He was having sex with one when part of the wire cut him and he was trying to sue the company. I don't remember all the details but I'd think about it before ever buying a piñata for my kid's birthday party. :mad:
     
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  10. May 20, 2014
  11. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

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    You need to get out more:p


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  12. May 20, 2014
  13. rshkrn

    rshkrn Senior Member

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    serves the goddamn ATM right...someone had to do it.......my ATM screws me every day!!!
     
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  14. May 20, 2014
  15. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

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    It could be quite a serious charge.

    Did the ATM consent?, if not, it would be assault, even rape. He is getting off lightly with indecent exposure or drunk and disorderly.

    I wonder how he felt the next day when he sobered up and saw the story in the paper.

    His car probably left him:D
     
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  16. May 20, 2014
  17. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    Sex with an ATM???

    I bet that was the quickest withdrawal he ever made.....:laugh:
     
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  18. May 20, 2014
  19. Jory

    Jory Senior Member webby

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    Reminds me of the time I tried cocaine.
     
  20. May 20, 2014
  21. weesie

    weesie Ueber Meister

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    All of you commenting are in fine form today!

    Some very comical and amusing replies!

    """"""Sex with an ATM???

    I bet that was the quickest withdrawal he ever made....."""""

    Lmao!
     
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  22. May 21, 2014
  23. P.V.

    P.V. Senior Member webmeister

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    I think he was trying to make a deposit, not a withdraw. :D
     
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  24. May 21, 2014
  25. Jasminebed

    Jasminebed Closer to 100 than Birth

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    In this day and age of cellphones, I can't help but feel there's a youtube video.
     

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