Goodness me, and I'm done with this slot
6000 spins in a single session, and all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't real money.
Finished down at €4340 from a starting balance of €5000, wagering 80c per spin. (So wagered €4800 and lost €660.)
I had it set to quick spin with animations turned off, just to hurry it along, stop trigger was a relatively modest 150x stake (€120).
In 6000 spins it didn't hit that stop trigger once, it did crest 100x several times, but at no point was I in profit and TBH once you're more than 150x stake or more down from your starting position, it's hard to see how you'll ever pull it back.
It mashed through the first €450 scarily quickly, but then seemed to stabilise for about three thousand spins, just sort of edging down thereafter.
They seem to have taken the 'standard Netent pay profile' (billions of wins under 50x stake) but instead of dishing them out in constant 1-5x stake pays or around 10x pays, it's far more weighted towards 20-50x pays (which is where that horrible suction can come from, without any compensating decent wins), also with that derisory MEGA SUPER WIN nonsense kicking in at a ridiculously low multiplication of stake to make it look like you're doing well.
Very poor - come on Netent, must try harder - give us a slot with some decent damn pays on it! Seriously, I'd rather play a standard medium variance WMS slot at Jackpot Party's 92% RTP, than bang my ahead against the 96.8% wall of doom that Netent appear to have concocted here.