new record thanks MG

aceking123

Paleo Meister (means really, really old)
Joined
Mar 4, 2008
Location
uk
Vent warning !

Well ive now just achieved a new all time record in nearly 16 years of online gaming , yes i always knew it would be from micro robbery or Barcrest

The final straw from these guys ! well after playing your new game over two sessions & well over 1k in losses , i have not once achieved a win over ten times my total bet & i never seen a feature ! Micro gaming you can shove your games up your ^ss , totally disgusting & yet another game that clearly has not been tested , R T P % 32% yes you didnt misread that 32% on the new game Emperor of the seas ! average bet was from 3,52 -5.16 or whatever it was.
 

goatwack

Get dunked, big buns!
Joined
Aug 29, 2012
Location
Londonia
Further proof as to why new MG slots suck, by that I mean anything post- T2. Wouldn't touch 'em with a bargepole, they have gone too far the other way ie profiteering over any semblance of fairness or giving the player a chance to - wait for it - make some money off them :mad:

This probably applies to most slot releases nowadays, they lack substance. The good days of slotting is well behind us I'm afraid.....we'll never see the likes of DOA or IR in today's market. The way forward is to pick a random theme and promise payout potential without anyone ever seeing it!

The day MG and co. abandon their classics in favour of this tripe it's goodnight from me. We're being mugged off big-time :cool:
 

Deeplay

New World Order
webmeister
CAG
mm1
Joined
Aug 27, 2008
Location
The biG Eu
Further proof as to why new MG slots suck, by that I mean anything post- T2. Wouldn't touch 'em with a bargepole, they have gone too far the other way ie profiteering over any semblance of fairness or giving the player a chance to - wait for it - make some money off them :mad:

This probably applies to most slot releases nowadays, they lack substance. The good days of slotting is well behind us I'm afraid.....we'll never see the likes of DOA or IR in today's market. The way forward is to pick a random theme and promise payout potential without anyone ever seeing it!

The day MG and co. abandon their classics in favour of this tripe it's goodnight from me. We're being mugged off big-time :cool:

Agree and I dont think we will see any major breath taking slots from MG again. Someone was saying at the meister meet something about Microgaming putting there time and real effort into developing slots for other software company's ... and thats one of the reasons they are just releasing stock slots these days under MG ... now keep in mind I was somewhat hammered so cant remember all the convo - nor prove it ... I could have just dreamed it or got it all wrong but I do remember speaking to "someone" on this very subject :confused:

anyway either way I never bother with any new MG slots now as they are all crap. 15 FS at 2xs with a green back ground and graphics from the windows 98 era ... no thanks ....
 

slotsoffun

Full Member
Joined
Jan 8, 2011
Location
UK
For what's it's worth I racked up £1400 on Emperor of the Seas from a £100 deposit at VS on Monday.

Of course I then blew all that on Bonanza last night after another 3 hours auto play and no feature. Second time I've wagered over £10,000 on Bonanza sessions and had diddly. I guess the 'x2000 @ £2 spin' feature the other week was a one off.
 

Jono777

Ueber Meister
CAG
mm1
mm4
Joined
May 13, 2014
Location
Wolverhampton
Further proof as to why new MG slots suck, by that I mean anything post- T2. Wouldn't touch 'em with a bargepole, they have gone too far the other way ie profiteering over any semblance of fairness or giving the player a chance to - wait for it - make some money off them :mad:

This probably applies to most slot releases nowadays, they lack substance. The good days of slotting is well behind us I'm afraid.....we'll never see the likes of DOA or IR in today's market. The way forward is to pick a random theme and promise payout potential without anyone ever seeing it!

The day MG and co. abandon their classics in favour of this tripe it's goodnight from me. We're being mugged off big-time :cool:

Fucking CLASS post, factual throughout!!!!
 

lockinlove

Staring into the sun
PABaccred
Joined
Jan 17, 2014
Location
Canada
Further proof as to why new MG slots suck, by that I mean anything post- T2. Wouldn't touch 'em with a bargepole, they have gone too far the other way ie profiteering over any semblance of fairness or giving the player a chance to - wait for it - make some money off them :mad:

This probably applies to most slot releases nowadays, they lack substance. The good days of slotting is well behind us I'm afraid.....we'll never see the likes of DOA or IR in today's market. The way forward is to pick a random theme and promise payout potential without anyone ever seeing it!

The day MG and co. abandon their classics in favour of this tripe it's goodnight from me. We're being mugged off big-time :cool:

I was going to post the same thing

My advice is not to play anything new from them. Not sure what they are doing but their rtp is nowhere near 90% and its getting really bad out there. All these new slots are th ebiggest money grabbers ive ever seen. Play the older slots where everything was alot more fair. Now its just take mode and screw the player.
 

Jono777

Ueber Meister
CAG
mm1
mm4
Joined
May 13, 2014
Location
Wolverhampton
To add tho, think it won't be too much longer till we're all in No man's Land

Even the old / older slots don't play anything like they used to. Throw as much foil hats my way as you can to the 'none believers' out there lol, but I know what I see with my own eyes. It even "feels" different.

Veterans will spot it like a baby in a bingo hall but its the novices out there who will be easy prey!

With the transition from flash to HTML5 - these providers sure are taking FULL advantage :rolleyes:
 

lockinlove

Staring into the sun
PABaccred
Joined
Jan 17, 2014
Location
Canada
and does anyone notice MG slots that have this design where the auto option and quickspin is over to the side are really awful

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vs this design where the slot is actually ok and plays like normal

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goatwack

Get dunked, big buns!
Joined
Aug 29, 2012
Location
Londonia
I was going to post the same thing

My advice is not to play anything new from them. Not sure what they are doing but their rtp is nowhere near 90% and its getting really bad out there. All these new slots are th ebiggest money grabbers ive ever seen. Play the older slots where everything was alot more fair. Now its just take mode and screw the player.

It feels though most of them hover around the 50% mark, with only a good bonus here and there taking that figure up to the slot's supposed real RTP. That's how they come across whenever I've had a dabble.

This makes all these games pretty high variance despite appearing to look like medium or low variance :(

It's even crept into their older games (Jon beat me to it!), don't get me started on those 9-liners....should anyone dare trigger the feature a couple of times within 300 spins you can be sure it's 500+ spins to trigger subsequent ones. I detest MG nerfing pretty much all their games, and don't hold out much hope for any other provider to take their crown.

Looks like we're stuck with this hornswoggle :cool:
 

Jono777

Ueber Meister
CAG
mm1
mm4
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Location
Wolverhampton
Here's a little "proof experiment"

Choose a game (MG) which you play/played heavy over the years. (I chose Jurassic Park)

Now open the game over 4,5 or 6 or whatever amount of site and click the "Win" button (at bottom by balance / stake etc)

Notice your "Top 5 Wins!"

Now tell me the last time you "Replaced" one of them on the list ;)


Rigged I tell ya, We're all doooooomed!
 

BrianGhattas

Where's My Handpay?!?
Joined
Mar 8, 2016
Location
Ottawa, Ontario
I did have a few decent hits from Life of Riches and Huangdi but way too many of Microgaming's new slots are retreads of already mediocre slots. Everybody's RTP seems to be about 50%, not just MG. It's feast or famine. I've only had one cashout since mid-October on Euro casinos. I ignore those RTG numbers now because they are all false.
 

dunover

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Staff member
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OK - time for me to interject!

The shiteness is not restricted to new crap games from Microcloning.

Novibet, went on Thunderstruck2 with £243 won on the rapist. £1.50 bets, new TS2 never played before at this casino. Here is what this £243 lasted for at £1.50 bets:

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NO Feature triggered.
NO 'big win' (15x plus)
ONE zero-paying Shitstorm, reel 3 only Wild.

Biggest win 8x stake.

£541.50 (361) of spins cost £243 RTP = approx. 55%
 

Valhalla

The Professional
Joined
Jan 17, 2014
Location
Northern Ireland
Perhaps NetEnt have shared their "mathematical formula" for new slots with MGS (with the promise of a % of profits).
All new games from both developers seems to play the same; very high variance, hard to trigger a bonus, and a shit - insulting - payout when you finally do.

Tinfoil hat firmly on.
 

shadieb

Full Member
Joined
Jan 2, 2014
Location
UK
Even the old / older slots don't play anything like they used to. Throw as much foil hats my way as you can to the 'none believers' out there lol, but I know what I see with my own eyes. It even "feels" different.

Veterans will spot it like a baby in a bingo hall but its the novices out there who will be easy prey!

With the transition from flash to HTML5 - these providers sure are taking FULL advantage :rolleyes:

Bang on Jon, couldn't agree more.
 

Harry_BKK

Dormant account
Joined
Dec 18, 2014
Location
Balcony
OK - time for me to interject!

The shiteness is not restricted to new crap games from Microcloning.

Novibet, went on Thunderstruck2 with £243 won on the rapist. £1.50 bets, new TS2 never played before at this casino. Here is what this £243 lasted for at £1.50 bets:

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NO Feature triggered.
NO 'big win' (15x plus)
ONE zero-paying Shitstorm, reel 3 only Wild.

Biggest win 8x stake.

£541.50 (361) of spins cost £243 RTP = approx. 55%

Exactly my experience at VS on Monday...had 210$ after DOA coughed up a little (WL on $0.09 when i played the few bucks from the race winnings :rolleyes: ) and then lost it on TS 2, first 50 spins on $1.20, then down to $10 on $0.60 and the last tenner at $0.30... NOTHING, not once a pay over 10x bet (5OAK K's with wild), 1 Shitstorm with reel 3 wild that paid 1x bet and no feature..... 617 DEAD SPINS!

Don't know, and i have to agree with Jon as well.... TS2 plays somewhat different, usually you would get a few 5OAK in the first 100 spins, now nothing until well past the 200 spins.

The only place where it still plays normal for me is 32RED. Cashed out $600 from $100 + $100 DOTD the last time i played there and all was on TS2.
 
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