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New Slot Announcement Netent Theme Park Video Review

Discussion in 'Slots Discussion' started by dunover, Jun 30, 2016.

    Jun 30, 2016
  1. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    I know some sites have given free spins already on this awful game, but here's my review.


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    10 people like this.
  2. Jun 30, 2016
  3. lotusch

    lotusch Noob Webby webby PABaccred mm2

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    Dún Dealgan
    Should have done this review yesterday Dunover,would have saved me 200 quid. :):oops::)
    An absolute pile of shit.
    What an atrocious slot. Pure evil.

    I had such high hopes of this slot and played it at Rizk yesterday.
    Blew 2x100 Euro deposits on the fekker with a max x stake win of 19.8x on a basegame spin.
    The bonus wheel is rigged as hell and mostly pays coin wins or the stupid hammer game which paid me each and every time a WHOPPING 4x stake.

    Scatters?????? Seen 2 of them loads of times but the scatter on reel 5 seems totally awol.


    Brings me back to the days that I hated Netent so much.

    These kind of releases put me back towards disliking them again.


    A shame of a release...
     
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  4. Jun 30, 2016
  5. theapple

    theapple IR hates apples

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    far far away
    i said it again, its probably one of the most clever, evil slots ever created. It creates illusion of low variance slot with lots of small (mini?) with one notable exception, small wins on this one are often 1/12 - 1/8 of bet size. It also has quite a few dead spins so even those very awesome 2c-3c (on 25c bets) wont help you all that much in the long run :D

    basically, it boils down to one (very cleverly disguised) high variance slot that has paytable of super low variance slot. As i said its the ultimate evil slot, and i wouldnt be surprised to see casinos replace starburst with this one, not to mention we are already swarmed with free spins and deposit spins on this one, just give it some time for casinos to realize its... potential? :eek2:

    until now i had over 20 batches of 10 or more free spins on this one, and only once i managed to win more than i started with (as in more than what are those free spins valued at). I also played it for quite a few spins in fun mode (more like pain mode) and it really looks like the only way to get ahead on this one is to get feature super early, or you are as good as gone. I have no idea how would one recover after being down 300x bet on this one ?

    heck, the slot has been out for like a week and panda already offers $60 worth of free spins on this one, for $50 deposit and well i cant really blame them for doing so :D

    One thing i really like about this slot, is its paytables. I had both 2nd and 3rd reels full of wilds and won like 10x my bet. And in a spirit of newest netent releases, 4th and 5th reels are there just for the sake of it and you might as well ignore those and wouldnt miss too much, if anything :oops:

    serious question now. Why would anyone play this abomination instead of, idk, DoA? On average, i had more small wins on doa and as a cherry on top, this thing has like 1/500th of DoA's potential ...
     
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  6. Jul 1, 2016
  7. Jd666

    Jd666 RiffRaff CAG mm4

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    I actually got all 3 stacked wilds the other day.

    Less than 100x bet as only Aces matched on the last reel.

    Had 2 of the higher symbols on reel 1 as well.

    Win was about 23 quid on 25p spin
     
    3 people like this.
  8. Jul 1, 2016
  9. wamphyri

    wamphyri Newbie member

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    I have done a few 'free spins' promos on this slot and every time the end result has been very close to or more than the value of the free spins after working through them. Thought it looked to be quite a decent grinder slot for wagering until I saw this thread. :eek2:
     
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  10. Jul 1, 2016
  11. BrianGhattas

    BrianGhattas Where's My Handpay?!?

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    Ottawa, Ontario
    Unless you can get lots of tickets for the bonus games, this slot is yet another POS from Net Ent. Nearly impossible to get the Scatter bonus, Wilds that rarely appear and way too many dead spins. Just eats money. It could have been a really good slot but it plays very unfairly and cheap. Never again.
     
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  12. Jul 1, 2016
  13. Deeplay

    Deeplay New World Order CAG mm1 webmeister

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    A good review of a truly crap game.
    Did about 20 quid on this on the other day until I got bored. Graphics are awful bonus round are awful paytable is awful.

    Netent really need a good release and soon! Take Hendrix for example what a great subject they had and they produce such garbage.
     
    2 people like this.
  14. Jul 3, 2016
  15. timmy19733

    timmy19733 Experienced Member

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    Played it, don't like so is now on my 'never again'-list......and your review was actually quite funny!
     
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  16. Jul 21, 2016
  17. hoff1985

    hoff1985 Meister Member mm1

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    IT Stuff :)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    I disagree. Not that bad, also you can get the real nice bonuses (ducks/fishes) directly with the bonus wheel. And i even had 50x+ bet a couple of times with lower bonus choices. Had also some really big wins when i had enough tickets for 2-3 good choices!!
     

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