My online slots videos (plus UK AWPs)

mack341

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Well, this was pretty brutal.....


cor dear that game was hungry! I do hate that when you plan to play a range of games, or try some new ones, but then you get stuck on something, and are sat there in disbelief as it munches your entire balance in double quick time. It was as though it couldn't trust giving you anything back as it knew you'd be off in a shot.

It stretches the idea of random for me when slots play like this, it is like you have stumbled into a fixed phase of play where the hit rate drops to something like 1/25 spins and only smallish wins at that, I wonder what your rtp was once you dipped below £200? I experienced it a while back playing eye of horus [normal not megaways], no base game and no bonus, it was absolutely brutal but I couldn't leave it, if I get a decent win sometime I will go back to it though - mad I know but it owes me at least one bonus!
 

ChopleyIOM

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Yes I know what you mean mack, when a slot turns that feral even the most ardent of anti-tinfoilers such as myself can't help but start twitching a bit :D

That said I have been on the other side of that curve several times in the past, you know one of those sessions where every slot is a winner, and we don't then start thinking the slots must be broken or locked into 'payout mode'!

Indeed most recently at Unibet I turned a £60 deposit into over £1350 on my usual modest spins, culminating with that incredible good fortune on the Crazy Time wheel game when I had a £1 chip covering the feature and it paid 640x stake.

So overall I just accept that once in a while a nasty kicking is going to be sent my way, it's not nice when it happens of course, but I have a bit of sweary rant about it, and live to fight another day :)
 

mack341

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Yes I know what you mean mack, when a slot turns that feral even the most ardent of anti-tinfoilers such as myself can't help but start twitching a bit :D

That said I have been on the other side of that curve several times in the past, you know one of those sessions where every slot is a winner, and we don't then start thinking the slots must be broken or locked into 'payout mode'!

Indeed most recently at Unibet I turned a £60 deposit into over £1350 on my usual modest spins, culminating with that incredible good fortune on the Crazy Time wheel game when I had a £1 chip covering the feature and it paid 640x stake.

So overall I just accept that once in a while a nasty kicking is going to be sent my way, it's not nice when it happens of course, but I have a bit of sweary rant about it, and live to fight another day :)

yeah that is true, I've enjoyed a few streaky sessions and not found the time afterwards to complain about random this or that :laugh: ...it's probably my misunderstanding of random and how that interplays with the volatility/odds.

I don't think I've seen a big win screenshot from eye of horus posted yet the base game is practically non-existent, beggars belief where the money goes, even that frutz looks like it may have a more frequent win rate!
 

ChopleyIOM

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A machine I made an awful lot of money from back in the day, yet another compensated AWP where there those in the know could clean up and leave depressingly battered machines behind for everyone else.

 

Jono777

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Excellent, there is something to watch later.....

Unsure if I ever did mention it but did mean to ask whether you ever got to take advantage of these beauties :p

We made a FORTUNE from them and left many even owing us a small payout following an empty hopper, Barcrest must have known but that being said they went on to release "Jackpoteers" which although a tough more stubborn to get started was equally 'bashable'
 

ChopleyIOM

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Yes Jono all covered in the video :) I did indeed make some serious bank out of these, only had Lotta Lucks around here, but it was cloned into The Jackpoteers and later Fort Boyard. Jackpoteers and Fort Boyard got £25 upgrades.

They got rechipped a few times but Barcrest never quite managed to fix it, also covered in the video :)

It's a long video I'm afraid but I had a lot to waffle on about for this one :D
 

Jono777

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What would happen if you did the method twice on Lotta Luck, back to back?


And the video I did on Wild Flower.


Not watched the video yet but you'd get your arse handed to you.

An impatient (thankfully part time) member of our ye olde bandit bashing group who would not listen and decided to 'go solo' found out the hard way more than once. Yes you'd get there eventually but it would be a lot more costly than the first time around or applying the method after a run of normal / natural play.

Best was to empty all bar about £15-£20 on a Monday or earlier part of the week (after the weekend fill from novices, drunks and addicts :p) and not re-visit the same machine till at least a fortnight later.

Being 'regimented' in this way helped us to get the maximum time and value from the machines we rinsed over the years :D
 

ChopleyIOM

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Not watched the video yet but you'd get your arse handed to you.

You might be surprised by the result! :)

I do talk about 'machine timing' in the video though, how getting the timing right for how often to hit a machine was critical to obtaining profitable results.
 
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