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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by bb28, Oct 18, 2007.

    Oct 18, 2007
  1. bb28

    bb28 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Customer Service
    Location:
    US
    I've never played at English Harbour and I haven't researched it here, (yes I would have if I were going to deposit). I get a email, thinking (what the hell).....The Reel Deal.......click here to win $5.00, so I do it. Guess what.......I win. So I click on the link, takes me to a page, no other info about the $5.00 other than download here and register a real account, so I'm thinking what the hell. I do. Then no $5.00, after installation. (I know.... it would probably last about 5 minutes if I'm really lucky lowrolling of course.) So I click on chat, usually I'd just say the hell with it and uninstall but I'm in not so great of a mood, maybe even a little bitchy tonight ;). I ask about it.....see below. It really did piss me off! It' s on the website Luigi says.....well I looked, I didn't see it. Maybe it's buried, maybe it not there at all. Hell........why not just make it clear for all to see. Why not just send it in the email to start with, it's just 5 friggin dollars.
    Geez.....I hate crap like that, last time I'll ever click on a damn link in a email I didn't ask for! To add insult to injury Luigi shuts me down before I'm even done bitching about it. No......I'm not usually like that, it just got me this time!

    Ok.......I'm done with my bitch session.





    Please wait for a site operator to respond.
    You are now chatting with 'Luigi'
    Luigi: Welcome to Casino Support.
    Luigi: How can I assist you today?
    you: Hi
    Luigi: Hi.
    you: I just created a real account because I received an email offering me 5.00 free, but I don't see the $
    Luigi: Thank you for choosing our casino;
    Luigi: Please note that all qualifying accounts will be credited within 24 BUSINESS hours from the account creation date.
    Luigi: Please note: Once a player has claimed the $5.00 free bonus at a casino property controlled by the English Harbour Group of Casinos, that player will not be eligible to receive the $5.00 free bonus a second time if they open an account at another property in the same group:
    Luigi: Participating casinos are: English Harbour, SuperSlots, Caribbean Gold, Millionaire Casino, All Poker Casino and Silver Dollar Casino.
    Luigi: Maximum withdrawal allowed on winnings on the $5.00 free bonus is $50.
    Luigi: Is there anything else I can assist you with today ?
    you: Guess not
    you: more details in your email would have been good
    you: That way I would have known if I was eligible or not
    you: I don't think I am because I think I've installed one or more of the other casino's
    you: I feel like I've been deceived in a way......and yes I do spend quite a few $ a month at different casino's
    you: it's just $5.00.....either make it clear what your offer is....or don't offer it.......pass that on to mangement please
    Luigi: I am informing you what has to be done to comply with the terms in order for you to receive it.
    Luigi: And it's also stated on our website. All of the casino websites.
    Luigi: Thanks for chatting. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to contact us at anytime.
    Chat session has been terminated by the site operat
     
  2. Oct 18, 2007
  3. chuchu59

    chuchu59 gambling addict CAG PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    EXECUTIVE
    Location:
    SOMEWHERE IN ASIA
    I know how you must have felt. look at it in another way. The loss of $5 and the possible winnings may have resulted in savings of several $K of deposits. I used to play regularly there but their BJ suddenly became too adversely streaky for my liking.
     
  4. Oct 18, 2007
  5. brianzz

    brianzz Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Work
    Location:
    TN
    The slots are really bad at the English Harbour group too. I hate them
     
  6. Oct 18, 2007
  7. tennis_balls

    tennis_balls Dormant account

    Occupation:
    fish n chips promoter
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM
    i like their VP but the doubling game seems -EV
     
  8. Oct 18, 2007
  9. bernynhel

    bernynhel Dormant account PABnononaccred PABnoaccred

    Occupation:
    Loafer
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    English Harbour was actually busted for the doubling on their VP - funny how often that A or K comes up and you gotta beat it when it turns out that all the possible picks are only 2-10, huh! They actually apologized to players for VP sessions during a certain period and refunded what was determined to be possible losses due to doubling "malfunctions" :rolleyes:

    On another note, and as long as I'm being "fair" lately, for some contest I don't remember entering, Millionaire Casino sent me a top of the line Dell laptop with the 17" screen and all the Media/Entertainment extras that I was able to sell for $1,300 on eBay, a $300 30gig Vid iPod that I also sold on eBay and a $200 Gift Cert for Best Buy that I traded for sex that, at my best, educated guess would normally go for at least about 4 or 5 Xs the Gift Cert's face value! On top of all that they sent me gift bottles of Woodford Reserve, Lagavulin, and other top shelf brands of hooch - 1 about every 6 weeks or so for over a year. Go figure.
     
  10. Oct 18, 2007
  11. tennis_balls

    tennis_balls Dormant account

    Occupation:
    fish n chips promoter
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM
    hmmm? guess I missed that. maybe there's an old thread archived here regarding that issue?

    new territory here at CM.....let's see you top that one vinylweatherman!
     
    3 people like this.
  12. Oct 18, 2007
  13. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

    Occupation:
    I currently work for the Wizard of Odds
    Location:
    North of Antarctica
    I think their doubling still only lets you win about 1/3 of the time. Their other games aren't any better.

    Regarding the $5 bonus - I get one of those emails at least once a month. The first (and only) time I tried to collect it, the same thing happened to me - where is it? I also went to live chat, and was greeted by a crabby bitch who eventually coughed up the $5 a half hour later.

    They simply aren't worth depositing $$ to if you ask me.

    For TB - I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not so here's the EH double cheating thread
     
  14. Oct 18, 2007
  15. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    If this is so, they are still cheating!
     
  16. Oct 18, 2007
  17. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    4 or 5x face value for sex:confused:
    That is seriously overcharging, it should be reported to the regulator of the industry;)

    A trip to the World Cup final AND a weekend break in Vegas easily beats a laptop & bottle of hooch every 6 weeks. I have also scooped 2 iPods, a digital video camera, several $100's of gift vouchers:p
     
  18. Oct 18, 2007
  19. tennis_balls

    tennis_balls Dormant account

    Occupation:
    fish n chips promoter
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM
    i'm very disappointed with you, SW! :(
     
  20. Oct 18, 2007
  21. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

    Occupation:
    I currently work for the Wizard of Odds
    Location:
    North of Antarctica
    Why, thank you sir! I aim to please. :D

    Be nice, I'm hungover.
     
    1 person likes this.
  22. Oct 18, 2007
  23. happygobrokey

    happygobrokey Dormant account

    Occupation:
    student of life
    Location:
    canada
    you win a rare thank from me, teeb. does DarkOrange colour mean you are typing in the caveman voice/persona? too good.

    and pink is obviously your flirting with guys colour. :thumbsup:
     
  24. Oct 18, 2007
  25. tennis_balls

    tennis_balls Dormant account

    Occupation:
    fish n chips promoter
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM
    sorry happy.....only the pretty ones get the pink
     
    1 person likes this.
  26. Oct 18, 2007
  27. satchmo

    satchmo Dormant account

    Occupation:
    All and nothing for Play'n Go
    Location:
    https://www.allbingo.net/
    So tennis_balls you ever been to the chappel in Bls.



    Satchmo the man the myth the man who hasent read the thread at all, but just notices something written in Swedish, and just have to ask, couse he has almost lived in the town of Huddiksvall, but he got lucky and missed it.
     
  28. Oct 18, 2007
  29. tennis_balls

    tennis_balls Dormant account

    Occupation:
    fish n chips promoter
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM
    no.....i just change my location a lot to keep the chicks here from stalking me.
     
  30. Oct 18, 2007
  31. satchmo

    satchmo Dormant account

    Occupation:
    All and nothing for Play'n Go
    Location:
    https://www.allbingo.net/
    Ohh and i tought my post your hotest chick was locked or gone or anything, but dont be afraid they just pictures :)


    Satchmo the man the myth the working class hero
     
  32. Oct 18, 2007
  33. tennis_balls

    tennis_balls Dormant account

    Occupation:
    fish n chips promoter
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM
    i only picked Bls because it was the coolest sounding Swedish town i could find after over 36 seconds of research. (is it a town or an island or both?)
     
  34. Oct 19, 2007
  35. bernynhel

    bernynhel Dormant account PABnononaccred PABnoaccred

    Occupation:
    Loafer
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    new territory here at CM.....let's see you top that one vinylweatherman![/QUOTE]

    Aye! Everyone loves hearing about a good bargain now don't they? ;););)

    I offer the following, the number one result from Googling: english harbour videop poker doubling

    English Harbour Statement by The Wizard of Odds
    Analysis and Report about the English Harbour Double-Up Bet Software Bug .... The problem was that the video poker double up bonus round was calling a ...

    wizardofodds.com/software/englishharbor-doubling.html - 30k -

    Number 4 result:

    Mathematical Proof that English Harbour is cheating ...I was suspicious of the fairness of the doubling on English Harbour's video poker. So I deposited and carefully recorded data for over an hour, ...

    www.casinomeister.com/.../12185-mathematical-proof-english-harbour-cheating.html - 120k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

    and so on... mb.winneronline.com/showthread.html?t=24255 - 74k

    and so on...You must register/login in order to see the link. - 22k -

    etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.....
     
    1 person likes this.
  36. Oct 19, 2007
  37. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

    Occupation:
    Tradesman
    Location:
    USA
    I didn't read the links, B. is there anything new there; either from good 'recent' analysis or ANYTHING from the platform that addressed the issue publically.

    Or fairness being confirmed by good analysis?
     
  38. Oct 19, 2007
  39. Pinababy69

    Pinababy69 RIP Lisa

    Occupation:
    Crusader
    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario - Canada
    Berny, they're playing with ya, lol. Well, t_b is anyway. We all pretty much know about all that....they're just messing with your mind. :laugh:
     

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