More Stupid sh*T

[bb28]

I've never played at English Harbour and I haven't researched it here, (yes I would have if I were going to deposit). I get a email, thinking (what the hell).....The Reel Deal.......click here to win $5.00, so I do it. Guess what.......I win. So I click on the link, takes me to a page, no other info about the $5.00 other than download here and register a real account, so I'm thinking what the hell. I do. Then no $5.00, after installation. (I know.... it would probably last about 5 minutes if I'm really lucky lowrolling of course.) So I click on chat, usually I'd just say the hell with it and uninstall but I'm in not so great of a mood, maybe even a little bitchy tonight . I ask about it.....see below. It really did piss me off! It' s on the website Luigi says.....well I looked, I didn't see it. Maybe it's buried, maybe it not there at all. Hell........why not just make it clear for all to see. Why not just send it in the email to start with, it's just 5 friggin dollars.
Geez.....I hate crap like that, last time I'll ever click on a damn link in a email I didn't ask for! To add insult to injury Luigi shuts me down before I'm even done bitching about it. No......I'm not usually like that, it just got me this time!

Ok.......I'm done with my bitch session.





Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Luigi'
Luigi: Welcome to Casino Support.
Luigi: How can I assist you today?
you: Hi
Luigi: Hi.
you: I just created a real account because I received an email offering me 5.00 free, but I don't see the $
Luigi: Thank you for choosing our casino;
Luigi: Please note that all qualifying accounts will be credited within 24 BUSINESS hours from the account creation date.
Luigi: Please note: Once a player has claimed the $5.00 free bonus at a casino property controlled by the English Harbour Group of Casinos, that player will not be eligible to receive the $5.00 free bonus a second time if they open an account at another property in the same group:
Luigi: Participating casinos are: English Harbour, SuperSlots, Caribbean Gold, Millionaire Casino, All Poker Casino and Silver Dollar Casino.
Luigi: Maximum withdrawal allowed on winnings on the $5.00 free bonus is $50.
Luigi: Is there anything else I can assist you with today ?
you: Guess not
you: more details in your email would have been good
you: That way I would have known if I was eligible or not
you: I don't think I am because I think I've installed one or more of the other casino's
you: I feel like I've been deceived in a way......and yes I do spend quite a few $ a month at different casino's
you: it's just $5.00.....either make it clear what your offer is....or don't offer it.......pass that on to mangement please
Luigi: I am informing you what has to be done to comply with the terms in order for you to receive it.
Luigi: And it's also stated on our website. All of the casino websites.
Luigi: Thanks for chatting. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to contact us at anytime.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operat

 

[chuchu59]

I know how you must have felt. look at it in another way. The loss of $5 and the possible winnings may have resulted in savings of several $K of deposits. I used to play regularly there but their BJ suddenly became too adversely streaky for my liking.

 

[brianzz]

The slots are really bad at the English Harbour group too. I hate them

 

[tennis_balls]

i like their VP but the doubling game seems -EV

 

[bernynhel]

...but the doubling game seems -EV

English Harbour was actually busted for the doubling on their VP - funny how often that A or K comes up and you gotta beat it when it turns out that all the possible picks are only 2-10, huh! They actually apologized to players for VP sessions during a certain period and refunded what was determined to be possible losses due to doubling "malfunctions"

On another note, and as long as I'm being "fair" lately, for some contest I don't remember entering, Millionaire Casino sent me a top of the line Dell laptop with the 17" screen and all the Media/Entertainment extras that I was able to sell for $1,300 on eBay, a $300 30gig Vid iPod that I also sold on eBay and a $200 Gift Cert for Best Buy that I traded for sex that, at my best, educated guess would normally go for at least about 4 or 5 Xs the Gift Cert's face value! On top of all that they sent me gift bottles of Woodford Reserve, Lagavulin, and other top shelf brands of hooch - 1 about every 6 weeks or so for over a year. Go figure.

 

[tennis_balls]

English Harbour was actually busted for the doubling on their VP

hmmm? guess I missed that. maybe there's an old thread archived here regarding that issue?

and a $200 Gift Cert for Best Buy that I traded for sex that, at my best, educated guess would normally go for at least about 4 or 5 Xs the Gift Cert's face value!

new territory here at CM.....let's see you top that one vinylweatherman!

 

[SlotsWizard]

I think their doubling still only lets you win about 1/3 of the time. Their other games aren't any better.

Regarding the $5 bonus - I get one of those emails at least once a month. The first (and only) time I tried to collect it, the same thing happened to me - where is it? I also went to live chat, and was greeted by a crabby bitch who eventually coughed up the $5 a half hour later.

They simply aren't worth depositing $$ to if you ask me.

For TB - I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not so here's the EH double cheating thread

 

[vinylweatherman]

I think their doubling still only lets you win about 1/3 of the time. Their other games aren't any better.

Regarding the $5 bonus - I get one of those emails at least once a month. The first (and only) time I tried to collect it, the same thing happened to me - where is it? I also went to live chat, and was greeted by a crabby bitch who eventually coughed up the $5 a half hour later.

They simply aren't worth depositing $$ to if you ask me.

For TB - I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not so here's the EH double cheating thread

If this is so, they are still cheating!

 

[vinylweatherman]

hmmm? guess I missed that. maybe there's an old thread archived here regarding that issue?



new territory here at CM.....let's see you top that one vinylweatherman!

4 or 5x face value for sex
That is seriously overcharging, it should be reported to the regulator of the industry

A trip to the World Cup final AND a weekend break in Vegas easily beats a laptop & bottle of hooch every 6 weeks. I have also scooped 2 iPods, a digital video camera, several $100's of gift vouchers

 

[tennis_balls]

For TB - I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

i'm very disappointed with you, SW!

 

[SlotsWizard]

i'm very disappointed with you, SW!

Why, thank you sir! I aim to please.

Be nice, I'm hungover.

 

[happygobrokey]

hmmm? guess I missed that. maybe there's an old thread archived here regarding that issue?



new territory here at CM.....let's see you top that one vinylweatherman!

you win a rare thank from me, teeb. does DarkOrange colour mean you are typing in the caveman voice/persona? too good.

and pink is obviously your flirting with guys colour.

 

[tennis_balls]

and pink is obviously your flirting with guys colour.

sorry happy.....only the pretty ones get the pink

 

[satchmo]

So tennis_balls you ever been to the chappel in Bls.



Satchmo the man the myth the man who hasent read the thread at all, but just notices something written in Swedish, and just have to ask, couse he has almost lived in the town of Huddiksvall, but he got lucky and missed it.

 

[tennis_balls]

So tennis_balls you ever been to the chappel in Bls.

no.....i just change my location a lot to keep the chicks here from stalking me.

 

[satchmo]

Ohh and i tought my post your hotest chick was locked or gone or anything, but dont be afraid they just pictures


Satchmo the man the myth the working class hero

 

[tennis_balls]

i only picked Bls because it was the coolest sounding Swedish town i could find after over 36 seconds of research. (is it a town or an island or both?)

 

[bernynhel]

new territory here at CM.....let's see you top that one vinylweatherman![/QUOTE]

Aye! Everyone loves hearing about a good bargain now don't they?

hmmm? guess I missed that. maybe there's an old thread archived here regarding that issue?

I offer the following, the number one result from Googling: english harbour videop poker doubling

English Harbour Statement by The Wizard of Odds
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Number 4 result:

Mathematical Proof that English Harbour is cheating ...I was suspicious of the fairness of the doubling on English Harbour's video poker. So I deposited and carefully recorded data for over an hour, ...

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and so on... mb.winneronline.com/showthread.html?t=24255 - 74k

and so on...www.hundredpercentgambling.com/2006/05/english-harbour-casino-cheating-at.htm - 22k -

etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.....

 

[lojo]

I didn't read the links, B. is there anything new there; either from good 'recent' analysis or ANYTHING from the platform that addressed the issue publically.

Or fairness being confirmed by good analysis?

 

[Pinababy69]

Berny, they're playing with ya, lol. Well, t_b is anyway. We all pretty much know about all that....they're just messing with your mind.