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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by Slotster!, Jan 16, 2012.

    Jan 16, 2012
  1. Slotster!

    Slotster! I predict a riot. CAG

    Occupation:
    al Hazard
    Location:
    Location, Location!
    Apologies for the OT, but any idea how the online fruit machines at MG Casinos work? I had to do the dreaded uninstall/reinstall last week to get the new games to fully load (it worked FWIW) and noticed the UK Style Fruit Machines have their own directories in the MG folder - that's probably something to do with it?
     
  2. Jan 16, 2012
  3. Slotster!

    Slotster! I predict a riot. CAG

    Occupation:
    al Hazard
    Location:
    Location, Location!
    Just to add a little something else (I only remembered this when I was looking through the Winner Screenshots thread the other day)

    I made a sizeable (four figure) withdrawal once from a casino. Not only did they process it quickly, they chucked a few hundred quid into my account to say 'congratulations' and to play with in the meantime. Of course that keeps me at their place and, the psychology when you've just won big, of course I'm going to deposit some back when my freebie runs out.

    Wondering if the CM awards should have a "Casino's That Think It Through Properly" Category.
     
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  4. Jan 16, 2012
  5. maxd

    maxd Complaints (PAB) Manager Staff Member

    Occupation:
    The PAB Guy
    Location:
    Saltirelandia
  6. Jan 16, 2012
  7. Slotster!

    Slotster! I predict a riot. CAG

    Occupation:
    al Hazard
    Location:
    Location, Location!
    Ha ha! Trust me to pile in and eff it up! :lolup:

    I feel all self conscious and obliged to post something now. Right - how about this, just received from Intertops. Strong contender for WORST PROMOTION / BAD TASTE CONTENDER OF 2012 to date:

    ---
    Take action now and claim your bonus!

    Dear

    Martin Luther King was a leader and an activist that changed life as we knew it. He “Had a Dream”…

    Take action now and make your dreams come true! Use the Martin Luther King 50% deposit bonus up to $100* to get started.

    Enter the following coupon code in the "redeem coupon" section of the casino cashier before making your deposit:

    DREAM2012
    ---

    :eek2:

    I mean, seriously. What next? Sink your winnings into our cruise ship bonus?

    Can anyone beat that?
     
  8. Jan 16, 2012
  9. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Reload at the Betty Ford Clinic.

    I think you`re on to something here :p.
     
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  10. Jan 16, 2012
  11. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    Oh YES:eek:


    Some years ago, a "certain rogue casino group" offered an autumn 911% bonus to it's players. I bet you can guess what historic event this was inspired by:rolleyes:

    This display of bad taste has never been beaten since, and is pretty unlikely to be beaten in the future.
     
  12. Jan 16, 2012
  13. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Ah yes, the day the laws of physics were rewrote by Bush, Cheney and co, in particular Sir Isaac Newton`s: The Universal Law of Gravitation, conservation of momentum a huge pointer here :p.
     
  14. Jan 16, 2012
  15. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    PAID CASINO SHILL
    Location:
    Turn right, then right. then right again
    I assume you're referring to the effect of Newtons Law on their knuckles...

    Funny how some people's knuckles have a much higher attraction to the ground isn't it?

    Quick derail...

    Re: your fool and her knickers....

    I once when I was younger at uni, I was at a house party and managed to score a comfy double bed for the night and had a nice lass join me, quite innocently let me say as we were friends. I told her, when I realised that she was wearing a t-shirt and her 'Mars and Snickers' , that I was really embarrassed, but I had an extreme allergy to polyester and cotton and that if I even accidentally brushed her during the night I would break out in painful hives and have an asthma attack.

    She was such a thoughtful caring girl, that she removed her garments and said "its only because I trust you". Heh heh. You can finish the story I'm sure.

    Nice girl, but not that bright, considering the sheets were polyester cotton and I'd been wearing cotton shorts and t-shirt all night. I like to think that she knew all that but played along, but "a fool and her knickers are soon parted".....

    (NB Female members should not read the story above. You have been warned)
     
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  16. Jan 16, 2012
  17. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Wow, that`s an understanding girl. Mucho kudos for that, damn that`s smooth and beats hands down my `Bet ya a tenner I can`t remove your thong.......with my teeth` approach.
    :notworthy:notworthy
     
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  18. Jan 18, 2012
  19. Slotster!

    Slotster! I predict a riot. CAG

    Occupation:
    al Hazard
    Location:
    Location, Location!
    Awesome.

    Someone, somewhere sat down and thought "I know what's a great idea..."

    I felt a bit uneasy about one of the bigger groups donating some money to the Tsunami fund as well, but they promoted it in a kind of sleazy way i.e "Make sure you spend as much as possible over the next few days as we'll be donating 10% to etc etc"... Dunno, just kind of came across as wrong. Just give them some money instead.

    911 bonus is a cracker though; up there with the legendary All Slots "gambling will stop you from killing yourself" promo. Genius.
     
  20. Jan 19, 2012
  21. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    I don't think that last bit was really needed - there's nothing wrong with getting into a nice lady's knickers...
    I just hope my wife doesn't actually catch me wearing them! :p

    KK
     
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  22. Jan 19, 2012
  23. hoggdaddy1

    hoggdaddy1 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    monument setter
    Location:
    usa arkansas
    hoggdaddy1

    well it seems to me that you may have diffaculty in the wemon dept. if you have to blow smoke up someones axx and play poor me,then you may be the one that has to have a bag on your head and the light out.this just shows me and other people with class that you are a dog with no taste.
     
  24. Jan 19, 2012
  25. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Sorry, I only speak English.
     
  26. Jan 19, 2012
  27. Nifty29

    Nifty29 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    PAID CASINO SHILL
    Location:
    Turn right, then right. then right again
    You're right.

    Only classy people would say "blow smoke up someones axx" and call someone "a dog with no taste"

    Now if you'll excuse me I have to go smoke some weed in my trailer.
     
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  28. Jan 19, 2012
  29. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Be right with ya Billy Ray Bob Jr.
     
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  30. Jan 19, 2012
  31. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

    Occupation:
    STILL At Leisure
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    You have to make allowances, he's from Essex:p
     
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  32. Jan 19, 2012
  33. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Indeed, I didn`t understand a word he/she/both said, apparently I have to sit in a dark room with a bag on my head, blowing smoke up a dogs ass. Sounds like a typical Saturday night for me tbh :cool:.
     
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  34. Jan 19, 2012
  35. mattsgame

    mattsgame Ueber Meister CAG webmeister

    Occupation:
    Web Master
    Location:
    Clown Town
    What's a joke?


    On any note, doesn't matter what Seventh777 wears, says or does they will still charge him for it.

    Thanks for the laughs guys..
     
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  36. Jan 19, 2012
  37. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    I use to wear ladies underwear for the best part of a year, when several ex`s ago found a matching French knickers and suspender set with fishnet stockings on the bedroom floor, and she asked `Who the hell do these belong to?` and I sheepishly replied `Me` :oops:.
     
  38. Jan 19, 2012
  39. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    That reminds me....

    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. She hires one, and within a couple of weeks, the ranch is running smoothly and he's doing a great job.

    One Saturday night, the widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed.

    One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally around two-thirty he comes stumbling into the ranchhouse to find the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

    She quietly called him over to her.

    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

    Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

    He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

    "Now take off my skirt."

    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

    "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

    "Now the panties," she said, staring directly into his eyes, "and if you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
     
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