Microshilling

[LOOKAWAY]

Dear members off this fine forum i am chief executive off microgaming donation inc, Micro gaming stryde hard and long to bring the highest quality off games to the micro branded casinos.

Are casinos offer the best and biggest promotions on the web, we also offer free roll and buyin tournament action with amazing prizes and cheap buyins, should you decide to buyin you will have no problems. as we make 100% yes, "one hundred percentage" sure that the tourny will run smooth and hassle free.

Yours faithfully, Mr noholes pockets

 

[james01]

I'm absolutely speechless.

 

[ballysdb]

 

[SlotsWizard]

I think it has to do with the 5,000 entry fee for a $50 tournament, though it looks to me like it has been photoshopped.

 

[LOOKAWAY]

Hi well it was a joke but i guess no ones laughing

And slots wizard your wrong on the photoshopped

But it has only just hit me that all tournys have been $ but this very clear error has come up as does this mean that microgaming is going to start doing GBP tournys.

 

[Matthew23]

<<<--- Now that's a familiar sight. :nod:

 

[LOOKAWAY]

<<<--- Now that's a familiar sight. :nod:

Yeah im in the poor house for another day after today, then i am good to go again i am trying to win something in a tourn at this casino because i am very close to making minimun redeem for comps for a $10 bonus.

Its been awhile now that i have been without disposable funds and when i do come across something at a casino i enjoy it a whole lot more even know i am betting all lines one coin, so i am pretty much a convert to betting a whole lot less and getting entertained without the big losses and then maybe upping bets after hitting out.

I think that if you put a fair bit through a casino they should comp you through the bad times, sounds alot to ask these days but they should do it and to be fair they could double the average wagering.

I have only asked one time to a casino for a free bonus after a big loss and got $12 bonus after a $3.5k loss at intertops, got few features and none paid over 30x bet and i was betting reasonable for my balance.

But i do find if you wager a lot at intertops they comp you even if you win so you have to convert your casino balance over to the sportsbook when you retire for the evening, they probaly would off comped me that $12 the next day any how.

 

[Matthew23]

Yeah im in the poor house for another day after today, then i am good to go again i am trying to win something in a tourn at this casino because i am very close to making minimun redeem for comps for a $10 bonus.

Its been awhile now that i have been without disposable funds and when i do come across something at a casino i enjoy it a whole lot more even know i am betting all lines one coin, so i am pretty much a convert to betting a whole lot less and getting entertained without the big losses and then maybe upping bets after hitting out.

I live in the poor house . I actually find gambling a lot more fun when I'm low on funds.

Betting 1 coin per line was something I would never have done a few months back, but I'm finding low rolling to be more fun because there is no risk of busting out early and you get waaaay more game time which in the end is what it's all about.

 

[Jasminebed]

Dear members off this fine forum i am chief executive off microgaming donation inc,...
Yours faithfully, Mr noholes pockets

emphasis mine

Got your point. I am major shareholder, and I want to hold you responsible

 

[pacers31]

Lookaway, you are from England where they speak English, correct? Just checking as your English appears to really suck, I had no idea what you were rambling about. Please use spell check or thought check, whatever the case may be so that we might be able to understand your posts. Sorry, but it is painful to read your entries.

 

[jas2587]

Lookaway, you are from England where they speak English, correct? Just checking as your English appears to really suck, I had no idea what you were rambling about. Please use spell check or thought check, whatever the case may be so that we might be able to understand your posts. Sorry, but it is painful to read your entries.

I hope this was a joke
if not you are out right Rude
I was able to read all their post just fine
maybe you should lay off the sauce or something
I think the 1st post was a joke in the way it was written
my gosh get a life

Good Luck
Cindy

 

[LOOKAWAY]

Hi I guess when you are a part off the greatest gambling forum on the net a certain worry for any admin would be that you attract a type off member or members who hold some kind off a elitism attitude over other highly uneducated members which makes up for more than a few and gives them no other option than to lurk.

And pacers i am forever learning like i did not know what a troll post was to i met you.

Ok so i guess my punuation was off like well of but what did i spell wrong that realy offended you.

I actualy try real hard on this forum to try at least make sure my spelling is good but i am also a member off other forums with thousands off posts and know has ever made me feel like that and i dont even try there, this is also the second time this guy has gone there.

And btw i have to inform you that in the real world beyond the work place and off course the web spelling and punuation will make up less than one percent off your worth.

Wisdom, being nice and kind, healthy, will make up the rest would add beauty but thats went out off date a little after my education.

 

[LOOKAWAY]

Lookaway, you are from England where they speak English, correct? Just checking as your English appears to really suck, I had no idea what you were rambling about. Please use spell check or thought check, whatever the case may be so that we might be able to understand your posts. Sorry, but it is painful to read your entries.

I know i know lookaway and wisdom jeez but its allways about making the right decission no matter what the problem is super fast.

And as you can see its not something you have i am quoteing you on that.

I also at a good guess think you are the type off guy who can spell well and goes out for the night and only speaks about work and will try his best to put down the weakest.

One day you will meet me i will give you a good speaking too, then i will put you on your ass and i will not stop!

 

[LOOKAWAY]

Hi pacers maybe you could help me with my education problem I here that 20-to life gets you alot off education these days. :nod:

 

[Shocked]

Lookaway, you are from England where they speak English, correct? Just checking as your English appears to really suck, I had no idea what you were rambling about. Please use spell check or thought check, whatever the case may be so that we might be able to understand your posts. Sorry, but it is painful to read your entries.

We'd like to thank you for your extremely helpful and relevant post, you are truely a credit to this spelling and grammar forum.

 

[pacers31]

Boy lookaway, you sure like to threaten people, don't you?? I believe that is what got you banned last time eh?? Once again your stellar intelligence shines through. Let me write this in words that you, and probably only you, will understand:

U have truble wick da ritins. It is dis dat I speek off in my post. You writing is bad to spek off. It not mi falt you not spel gud, u du knead ejucashun.

As for your lame ass threats, good luck putting me on my ass little fella. Something tells me that you've already done time, just not enough. Poor little illiterate person. Why not get someone who can spell to type for you??

Cindy, I'm sorry that a minimum command of the language isn't important to you, but I am not the only one who has commented on these unintelligible type of posts. By all means, if it makes sense to you, enjoy yourself, I'm sure the conversation between you two will be riveting.

Sorry if I used too many big words in this retort Lookaway. You know, they have this big book full of words that tells what they mean and how to spell them, It's called the DICTIONARY!! Oops, another big word, sorry!

Oh, and you're welcome Shocked, at least you can spell grammar correctly. I guess it really isn't too much to expect people from English speaking countries to know the language. Good for you!

 

[jas2587]

Boy lookaway, you sure like to threaten people, don't you?? I believe that is what got you banned last time eh?? Once again your stellar intelligence shines through. Let me write this in words that you, and probably only you, will understand:

U have truble wick da ritins. It is dis dat I speek off in my post. You writing is bad to spek off. It not mi falt you not spel gud, u du knead ejucashun.

As for your lame ass threats, good luck putting me on my ass little fella. Something tells me that you've already done time, just not enough. Poor little illiterate person. Why not get someone who can spell to type for you??

Cindy, I'm sorry that a minimum command of the language isn't important to you, but I am not the only one who has commented on these unintelligible type of posts. By all means, if it makes sense to you, enjoy yourself, I'm sure the conversation between you two will be riveting.

Sorry if I used too many big words in this retort Lookaway. You know, they have this big book full of words that tells what they mean and how to spell them, It's called the DICTIONARY!! Oops, another big word, sorry!

Oh, and you're welcome Shocked, at least you can spell grammar correctly. I guess it really isn't too much to expect people from English speaking countries to know the language. Good for you!

I don't know about the history of lookawayorelse
I do know that this forum is based on alot of
people that speak different languages an for you to berate
one because you think they are beneath you or you think you are above them because you know the English language better shame on you

I have seen many post that there was typo's
mispellings etc etc why didn't you come down on them
The English language is very important to me
but not enough to put down a fellow forum member for not knowing it
as i know it

Good Luck to ya an Peace be with ya

Cindy

 

[LOOKAWAY]

Yeah the topic started out as a joke, i was trying to put a smile on someones face i guess it back fired on myself.

Also i think that it relates to how alot off members at this forum feel about the online casino industry.

Like> donating so lack off entertainment, game clones, crap promos, Over the top rebuys with crap prizes, And off course the fact that there tourneys dont run hassel free. And with many more players playing these tourneys now, they have not added on some extra time to kill the lag.

Also i think pacers understood that it was a joke as i introduced myself as a executive and signed off as Mr noholes pockets.

I would also like to add that spelling and punuation are not to be judged over on a joke its all about timing.

And putting that in mind it is quite obvious that pacers comments were nothing else than restarting something that passed a few months back, when he went off on one over something i cant even remember now.

also his post was nothing but a rant he is probaly not his self at certain times off the day.

I wonder what kind off people pacers mixes with in the real world and what there out look on life is, are they good people? does he have friends if so do they seek perfection in every thing.

pacers out look on casino meister reminds me off some off those not so great people off this world who past and present have some how come to power. But in this case i dont see any off his so called friends lifting him on there shoulders for a coup attemp here at cm

And what would he do if the love off his life rolled up and her grammer was crap love her or leave her or treat her like crap for the rest off her life.

 

[Matthew23]

Looks like you've been arrested by the Spelling Police.

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

[Casinomeister]

Just a heads up that English is not the mother tongue for about 40% of our members. If you wish to critique your fellow members' grammar, spelling etc., keep it to a PM. Thanks!

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