Microgaming Signs agreement for Jurassic Park Slots

Trolling of the highest order. Now normally you'd think that nine features inside 400 spins is outstanding, but when you get such returns it makes you think 'why bother'.

You'd also expect to get one decent feature in all of them, at least enough to get you ahead for a bit. So many dud bonus rounds in a row is criminal, especially on a 243-way slot of all things.

Perhaps one reason why I've only played it once myself. Got the bonus fairly sharpish and got my ass outta there, for fear of the dreaded MG reprisal :cool:

Well, you have no idea how much I envy you. You've saved yourself a tonne.

You know how you read bad reviews/comments on a game and then you go and play it anyway like a knobhead (me). Well hopefully you stay away from this filth. Ignore those darn Big Win pic/vids.
I wish I had have taken people's word about Lost wages.

I'm such an idiot though I'll probably keep playing JP on VidoeSlots until I get what I (Think I) deserve.

I will probably get what I deserve though for being stupid; a Zero balance again ;)
 
Well, you have no idea how much I envy you. You've saved yourself a tonne.

You know how you read bad reviews/comments on a game and then you go and play it anyway like a knobhead (me). Well hopefully you stay away from this filth. Ignore those darn Big Win pic/vids.
I wish I had have taken people's word about Lost wages.

I'm such an idiot though I'll probably keep playing JP on VidoeSlots until I get what I (Think I) deserve.

I will probably get what I deserve though for being stupid; a Zero balance again ;)

Lost Wages :eek::eek::(

We all have our achilles heel slots. The reason I never took to JP is that it's 243, licensed, and one of the 'newer' MG slot templates that we could all see appear, as evidenced by some of their recent tripe.

You seem like an intelligent person and far too savvy to be roped in by bad slots and compulsive behaviour, yet sometimes it takes a bump down to earth to get you to your senses! I just hope you don't keep chasing these crap games!
 
I forgot this slot even existed, I tend to avoid MG slots now and just focus on netent, wms, play n go or quickspin which despite shit payouts, 100x bonuses are semi frequent and variance is ok aswell as it being a good provider to play at £5-10 stakes at because of its variance.

I might give JP a go tomorrow, just withdrew a quick £800 from a session on big bad wolf and rhino. If I play MG games thoguh I know my balance generally vanishes and a feature might never be hit, and when it does its often less than 10x.

And because I havent played it you have to deal with random features which are usually the shitest ones going.
 
Lost Wages :eek::eek::(

We all have our achilles heel slots. The reason I never took to JP is that it's 243, licensed, and one of the 'newer' MG slot templates that we could all see appear, as evidenced by some of their recent tripe.

You seem like an intelligent person and far too savvy to be roped in by bad slots and compulsive behaviour, yet sometines it takes a bump down to earth to get you to your senses! I just hope you don't keep chasing these crap games!

Oh my, I've never blushed in front of a Goat before :D

I think I'm like everybody else...Just chasing that one big hit that leaves me satisfied enough to quit.

My personal aim is £2k. The price of the new laptop I am after. I'll probably still have a few punts on the slots, but I'll mainly be back to football betting (Which was my main intention when I made my 1st ever deposit).

My problem is that I am a low roller of the highest order; I may need to adjust my strategy and go big this next couple of months or go home ;)

And likewise. You seem to be a man who's senses are intact also, so here's to us hitting a biggie :thumbsup:
 
What a coincidence, Those jerks at Jurassic park owe me a pay out too. Ive only just started playing it over the last month and pretty much gone there every-time ive built up a decent enough bankroll. generally sit between 90cents and $1.50 spins with the occasional 10 at $3. Bloody thing always feels like its going somewhere until once again its too late. Oh well, its easier busting on one game then many, at least you know where you went wrong... again..
 
I just had the ultimate worst trolling session ever.

9 features in 395 spins.

here is how they paid

0x
0x
3x
5x
5x
7x
9x
11x
13x

Absolutely infuriating

What were the features?

Here is my bonus history of JP. It is important to know taht this slot is quite new in casino where I play (some 3 weeks)....

T-REX 5x, 25x, 11x, 75x, 33x, 40x, 188x, 77x, 7x, 11x, 123x, 5x, 12x, 107x, 47x, 6x, 39x, 52x, 816x, 14x
VEL 29x, 40x, 4x, 27x, 11x, 31x, 40x, 34x, 20x, 30x
BRA 101x(5sca)*, 26x, 30x (4sca), 34x, 45x, 6x, 247x, 20x, 10x
TRI 20x, 624x, 28x, 10x, 32x, 5x, 14x, 5x, 90x, 238x, 13x, 34x, 9x, 11x, 6x, 24x, 13x, 6x, 24x, 5x, 7x, 10x, 22x, 7x, 16x, 4x, 269x
DIL 27x, 5x, 2x, 17x, 9x, 8x, 30x, 96x, 8x, 4x, 179x

The statistic are mixed with desktop and web client data.

*after this 5 scatter trigger I had none win in bonus

I have 11 achievments and I can choose bonus (web client), but now I rather play at desktop play just because of random bonus pick by game itself. I have feeling that I am more lucky that way than choosing myself. In future I will use random roller dice to pick a feature.
 
What were the features?

Here is my bonus history of JP. It is important to know taht this slot is quite new in casino where I play (some 3 weeks)....

T-REX 5x, 25x, 11x, 75x, 33x, 40x, 188x, 77x, 7x, 11x, 123x, 5x, 12x, 107x, 47x, 6x, 39x, 52x, 816x, 14x
VEL 29x, 40x, 4x, 27x, 11x, 31x, 40x, 34x, 20x, 30x
BRA 101x(5sca)*, 26x, 30x (4sca), 34x, 45x, 6x, 247x, 20x, 10x
TRI 20x, 624x, 28x, 10x, 32x, 5x, 14x, 5x, 90x, 238x, 13x, 34x, 9x, 11x, 6x, 24x, 13x, 6x, 24x, 5x, 7x, 10x, 22x, 7x, 16x, 4x, 269x
DIL 27x, 5x, 2x, 17x, 9x, 8x, 30x, 96x, 8x, 4x, 179x

The statistic are mixed with desktop and web client data.

*after this 5 scatter trigger I had none win in bonus

I have 11 achievments and I can choose bonus (web client), but now I rather play at desktop play just because of random bonus pick by game itself. I have feeling that I am more lucky that way than choosing myself. In future I will use random roller dice to pick a feature.

5 times it was the triceratops. Brachio 3 times and the little prick that spits wilds once. Ive usually done ok with bonus rounds so when I had 9 in a row so quickly pay absolute nothing so many times, I almost built a pool just to throw my laptop in it.
 
yea its one of my must plays too.

JP, Got and avalon 2 are always part of my sessions.

Ive learned alot lately with my heavy play. 50 spins per slot. See how the slot is playing. If its average and above continue for abit. If its a money sucker...just leave.

Im gonna tell you one thing though, playing on just MG download clients is becoming very boring after 3 days of heavy play. Playing the same games over and over

Id love to see a full screen of wilds on JP though. Wonder what the odds are of that. Probably millions to one eh
 
All 0.30p bets - None of which are from the past 6 months and I play this slot EVERY session.


Defo been tampered with, MGS tut :rolleyes:

LoL tell me about it, just like most other slots, Had a game yetserday for first time in weeks or even months, Bloody pants
 
great start to do the day. First 10 spins get a feature and woolah

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and 40 spins later lol. Cry to the gambling gods sometimes it works 550x.

And just as I was typing this I just got a 4 scatter trigger 4 spins later. Its the guy who kicks the screen and gives you double wilds or 6x wins. So doubt it will be a good one but guess I cant complain now. (Not too bad witch the 4 scatter payout and feature paid 53x)

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yea its one of my must plays too.

JP, Got and avalon 2 are always part of my sessions.

Ive learned alot lately with my heavy play. 50 spins per slot. See how the slot is playing. If its average and above continue for abit. If its a money sucker...just leave.

Im gonna tell you one thing though, playing on just MG download clients is becoming very boring after 3 days of heavy play. Playing the same games over and over

Id love to see a full screen of wilds on JP though. Wonder what the odds are of that. Probably millions to one eh

Trillions lol, agreed would be a very nice buzz, watching them drop, would have to be a normal spin though as the wilds go into hiding during that useless T-Rex Extra (invisible) Wilds Feature.

Here's a few of my 'Closest Calls' - Again nothing recent.

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The good old days eh ...
 
First (semi)decent in T-rex alert:

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I would really like to see 4OAK or 5OAK wilds in base game, but I think it will take a while....


Tried yesterday dice roll tehnique: Triceratops 69x, Brachiosaurus 5x... and I can't help myself not to try Brachio again...
 
Glad this thread got bumped, reminded me to ask something...

Deposited and played at BetAt last night, bit of IR then went to play Jurassic and discovered its not even there anymore!

Defo played it there in the past so popped onto support to ask, agent apologised for inconvenience etc explained it wasn't hopefully a permanent thing but that there was no time frame to its possible return or the reason they've pulled it.

Any ideas anyone please, noticed this isn't the first time this instance has happened at this particular casino over the years.
 
Its 100% been tweaked.

Id say in the past 3 months. Its dire. The feature is very difficult to trigger now. And only pays 0-10x the majority of the time.
 
Played T-rex features today, tried it over again because couldn't believe that they can be that bad:

3x, 7x, 7x, 30x, 4x

Greetings to MG :(
 
I not really played this slot for months, Used to be good for me, Just gave it a bash after seing this post crop up,

IR was laggy and error, Thunderstruck 1 bought me in 4 scatters after a few spins I thought the 5th one was in :mad:

Did not have a choice which can be good so it deceide to give me veloCRAPER

was not so crap, 30p spin, not the biggest win but after IR sucked me and missing the 5 scatter it was a good hit, End result £56.35

It was about 35 -- 40 spins in

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Played it at same place today, One Brachio £6.50 and the fastest £50 bust (25+25) this year!

Been battling with it for weeks now and it finally gave in last night (uploading video now).

Trouble is this week I got ...

2 Really good JP features

1 Excellent Troy (IR) feature (in videos somewhere)

1 Huge Rhino Feature

and guess what, WR has destroyed me on all of the above, managed one £40 and one £60 cash out from a combined peak balance of nearly £600 :mad:

Trouble is they got me in a catch 22 as would usually bust of not for security of the extra bonus amount.

I'm gonna kick ass with my SM prize later and bank a cheeky £200 from £20.
 

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