What hackers?! Good idea @goatwackWhy stop there?
Why not just convert MGM into barns, where prizes are guarded by Templars? Punters would walk in to the establishment bringing their gambling funds, such as, I dunno, chamber pots, bale, livestock etc
Maybe even spindles, if feeling particularly flush!
Jackpots would comprise of marrying one of the king's daughters, which could be traded for an alternative prize if unable to collect, say, a washtub or fancy hat?
That'll teach those f***ing hackers wouldn't it!
On a more serious note, which I feel I need to state after derailing the thread so much with my inspirational advances in cyber-security, has the rumour of a 2-mill payout been confirmed? Seems a dangerous game to play to give in to ransom demands.
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