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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by KasinoKing, Oct 26, 2004.

    Oct 26, 2004
  1. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
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    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    WARNING - For those with little/no sense of humor please skip to Bottom Bit of this Post!.

    Bonus Hunters - Please skip this whole post!

    A lot have people have expressed interest in my list - and why not - it is excellent. (and I am VERY modest!)

    But your King did something very foolish, and wishes to apologize to anyone who cares, and the Meister himself.

    I spent bleedin' hours & hours of eye-crossing, web-browsing, BS reading, and Excel writing compiling this list of data.
    When I had finished (yesterday), I was so proud of my achievement in creating a masterpiece comparable with a Van Gogh or Rembrandt, that in a moment of insanity, greed and too much cider, I decided to try to SELL this information to fellow gamblers.

    Your King feels so much shame now at such a foolish notion, and after all, you are a great bunch of pheasant plucker's - you don't deserve such treatment.

    It could only be a matter of time before the Evil Lord Meister heard of my dastardly scheme, and sent his Hounds of Hell to the 4 corners of the earth - to seek me down & tear my poor disheveled, overweight body into a thousand pieces! Eeerrrgghhh!
    I am so, so sorry! I only hope I have redeemed myself in time!

    Is that enough grovelling yet?

    The other reason is I can't be bothered to be farting around with spreadsheets & e-mails when I could be in a casino having fun AND winning AND learning basic blackjack strategy after 4-years of KK hit'n'miss and the now famous WAG systems!

    PS. If anyone feels my data is worthy of reward, and wishes to cross my palm with silver (or greenbacks) in appreciation, then a simple PM to my court will be responded too with the address of my accountant at my royal residence (The Castle Neteller)

    * * *The Bottom Bit of this Post * * *
    (Safe for all - except bonus hunters)

    My spreadsheet rates the casino SUB's into order of features which I personally feel are the most important. If you have other priorities it will be quite simple for you to change the ratings for each aspect & create a personalized list!

    I strongly urge that if you do decide to sign up with any, that you do it via links at CasinoMeister.com or faircasino.com as this will help out the guys who run these brilliant forums! (I don't have that luxury myself - but I like to help others when I can)

    All this data is freely available by searching the web, just like I did. But nowhere could I find any lists that are actually user-friendly and sorted in order of best to worst and which spell out which games are playable which is why I did it myself!

    Anyone with basic gambling skills should be able to easily meet the WR's at the best ones and find a few you'll want to go back to again & again - they are 'the cream of the crop!'.
    I repeat - I am NOT trying to encourage anyone to be a bonus hunter and sign up with ALL the good ones - I have joined less than half the top 20 myself! I have found my own favorites from these and visit on a regular basis.

    With warmest regards, and wishes of best of luck to everyone,
    I remain your servant,
    your King,
    Kasino.

    - - - - - - - - - - -
    Hmmm...
    Thought I could attach my Excel spreadsheet to this post - but it doesn't work!
    Can it be done?
    If not I will still stick by my promise & e-mail everyone individually!
     
  2. Oct 26, 2004
  3. chucho

    chucho Bonus Pimp

    There is not much money to be made being a bonus whore much less a bonus pimp. But the last time I bonus pimped for some of my friends, here was my list....some of them may no longer be valid. P.S. I successful bonus pimp only plays at 100% match bonuses. If you want to donate for my list, all I ask is that you punch anyone in the face that you see throw a cigarette on the ground as they are losers who deserve it.

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  4. Oct 26, 2004
  5. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
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    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    :lolup: I advocate punching anyone who smokes in the face - don't give em the chance to toss their butt! :lolup:

    Not a bad list - but mine is only MG's, and has 69 with 100%+ :thumbsup:
     
  6. Oct 26, 2004
  7. Stanford

    Stanford Dormant account

    Location:
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    Looking forward to your list King. Sounds like you put a lot of work into it.

    Stanford
     
  8. Oct 26, 2004
  9. chucho

    chucho Bonus Pimp

    That is a better idea, but be careful not to punch them in the hot cancerette as it will burn your non-yellow hand.

    I should have said that I only play at casinos that offer 100% and allow playing BJ for the WR as slut machines are a joke. Also, no more than 20x D + B play through. That is why my list is so small.
     
  10. Oct 26, 2004
  11. bethug

    bethug Banned User - Winner of the "<a href="http://www.c

    how much was u going to sale the list for, i will be glad to pay for it if it reasonable. You puy time into it
     
  12. Oct 26, 2004
  13. m249a

    m249a Dormant account

    Occupation:
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    There would be no shame in selling something you put that much time and effort into...............I would be happy to buy it too............However that might dip into my cigarette money.
     
  14. Oct 26, 2004
  15. chop-choi

    chop-choi Dormant account

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    you know I was just devilin' you, as jesters must do to kings.
     
  16. Oct 26, 2004
  17. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    Whatever!
    Like I said, I already decided to publish it anyway before your PM.

    What did you think of the list? Pukka or pooh?
    ;)
     
  18. Oct 27, 2004
  19. YuraK

    YuraK Webmaster webmeister

    Occupation:
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    Location:
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    There are number of sites around that can offer you the same list, plus the lists for Boss, Playtech, Crypto, RTG, etc... Why not have a look? Or do you hate afflinks so much ;).
     

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