- Joined
- Aug 25, 2004
- Location
- Bexhill on sea, England
WARNING - For those with little/no sense of humor please skip to Bottom Bit of this Post!.
Bonus Hunters - Please skip this whole post!
A lot have people have expressed interest in my list - and why not - it is excellent. (and I am VERY modest!)
But your King did something very foolish, and wishes to apologize to anyone who cares, and the Meister himself.
I spent bleedin' hours & hours of eye-crossing, web-browsing, BS reading, and Excel writing compiling this list of data.
When I had finished (yesterday), I was so proud of my achievement in creating a masterpiece comparable with a Van Gogh or Rembrandt, that in a moment of insanity, greed and too much cider, I decided to try to SELL this information to fellow gamblers.
Your King feels so much shame now at such a foolish notion, and after all, you are a great bunch of pheasant plucker's - you don't deserve such treatment.
It could only be a matter of time before the Evil Lord Meister heard of my dastardly scheme, and sent his Hounds of Hell to the 4 corners of the earth - to seek me down & tear my poor disheveled, overweight body into a thousand pieces! Eeerrrgghhh!
I am so, so sorry! I only hope I have redeemed myself in time!
Is that enough grovelling yet?
The other reason is I can't be bothered to be farting around with spreadsheets & e-mails when I could be in a casino having fun AND winning AND learning basic blackjack strategy after 4-years of KK hit'n'miss and the now famous WAG systems!
PS. If anyone feels my data is worthy of reward, and wishes to cross my palm with silver (or greenbacks) in appreciation, then a simple PM to my court will be responded too with the address of my accountant at my royal residence (The Castle Neteller)
* * *The Bottom Bit of this Post * * *
(Safe for all - except bonus hunters)
My spreadsheet rates the casino SUB's into order of features which I personally feel are the most important. If you have other priorities it will be quite simple for you to change the ratings for each aspect & create a personalized list!
I strongly urge that if you do decide to sign up with any, that you do it via links at CasinoMeister.com or faircasino.com as this will help out the guys who run these brilliant forums! (I don't have that luxury myself - but I like to help others when I can)
All this data is freely available by searching the web, just like I did. But nowhere could I find any lists that are actually user-friendly and sorted in order of best to worst and which spell out which games are playable which is why I did it myself!
Anyone with basic gambling skills should be able to easily meet the WR's at the best ones and find a few you'll want to go back to again & again - they are 'the cream of the crop!'.
I repeat - I am NOT trying to encourage anyone to be a bonus hunter and sign up with ALL the good ones - I have joined less than half the top 20 myself! I have found my own favorites from these and visit on a regular basis.
With warmest regards, and wishes of best of luck to everyone,
I remain your servant,
your King,
Kasino.
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Hmmm...
Thought I could attach my Excel spreadsheet to this post - but it doesn't work!
Can it be done?
If not I will still stick by my promise & e-mail everyone individually!
Bonus Hunters - Please skip this whole post!
A lot have people have expressed interest in my list - and why not - it is excellent. (and I am VERY modest!)
But your King did something very foolish, and wishes to apologize to anyone who cares, and the Meister himself.
I spent bleedin' hours & hours of eye-crossing, web-browsing, BS reading, and Excel writing compiling this list of data.
When I had finished (yesterday), I was so proud of my achievement in creating a masterpiece comparable with a Van Gogh or Rembrandt, that in a moment of insanity, greed and too much cider, I decided to try to SELL this information to fellow gamblers.
Your King feels so much shame now at such a foolish notion, and after all, you are a great bunch of pheasant plucker's - you don't deserve such treatment.
It could only be a matter of time before the Evil Lord Meister heard of my dastardly scheme, and sent his Hounds of Hell to the 4 corners of the earth - to seek me down & tear my poor disheveled, overweight body into a thousand pieces! Eeerrrgghhh!
I am so, so sorry! I only hope I have redeemed myself in time!
Is that enough grovelling yet?
The other reason is I can't be bothered to be farting around with spreadsheets & e-mails when I could be in a casino having fun AND winning AND learning basic blackjack strategy after 4-years of KK hit'n'miss and the now famous WAG systems!
PS. If anyone feels my data is worthy of reward, and wishes to cross my palm with silver (or greenbacks) in appreciation, then a simple PM to my court will be responded too with the address of my accountant at my royal residence (The Castle Neteller)
* * *The Bottom Bit of this Post * * *
(Safe for all - except bonus hunters)
My spreadsheet rates the casino SUB's into order of features which I personally feel are the most important. If you have other priorities it will be quite simple for you to change the ratings for each aspect & create a personalized list!
I strongly urge that if you do decide to sign up with any, that you do it via links at CasinoMeister.com or faircasino.com as this will help out the guys who run these brilliant forums! (I don't have that luxury myself - but I like to help others when I can)
All this data is freely available by searching the web, just like I did. But nowhere could I find any lists that are actually user-friendly and sorted in order of best to worst and which spell out which games are playable which is why I did it myself!
Anyone with basic gambling skills should be able to easily meet the WR's at the best ones and find a few you'll want to go back to again & again - they are 'the cream of the crop!'.
I repeat - I am NOT trying to encourage anyone to be a bonus hunter and sign up with ALL the good ones - I have joined less than half the top 20 myself! I have found my own favorites from these and visit on a regular basis.
With warmest regards, and wishes of best of luck to everyone,
I remain your servant,
your King,
Kasino.
- - - - - - - - - - -
Hmmm...
Thought I could attach my Excel spreadsheet to this post - but it doesn't work!
Can it be done?
If not I will still stick by my promise & e-mail everyone individually!
I advocate punching anyone who smokes in the face - don't give em the chance to toss their butt! 
