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Mecca Going To Mecca!

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by dunover, Apr 1, 2015.

    Apr 1, 2015
  1. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    In a shock concession to liberalization, Saudi Prince Shubtill II announced today that the first ever Casino in the kingdom will be built in Mecca commencing September 2015.

    Mecca Going To Mecca!: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.png,Apr 1, 2015

    "Like Dubai we need to make plans for when oil runs out or demand falls due to alternative eco-energy schemes. In a nation with bugger-all else aside from sand, our one asset like the UAE is the weather. We need to create tourism-based income so will be building a gaming resort here. As it's no secret that we all go on the piss and gamble when in Western cities like London, this means we can now bring a Vegas-style gaming metropolis to the desert."

    When asked if he feared reprisals from Islamic State, he said:

    "As you are aware we've spent tens of billions with BAe and US companies in the last 20 years to procure state-of-the-art defences. You can fly here worry-free and be assured your casino experience is a safe one. We will offer the highest RTP in the Middle East too."
     
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  2. Apr 1, 2015
  3. amourgirl

    amourgirl Not so Senior Senior Member! mm2

    Occupation:
    Virtual PA
    Location:
    London UK
    April fools?
     
  4. Apr 1, 2015
  5. Captain Chaos

    Captain Chaos Senior Member webby

    Occupation:
    Train Guard
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    Caliphate Casino!
     
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  6. Apr 1, 2015
  7. polli123

    polli123 Webmaster CAG webmeister

    Occupation:
    Student
    Location:
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    Muharrr :D
     
  8. Apr 2, 2015
  9. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    That you used a question mark after that sentence is extremely worrying.
     
  10. Apr 2, 2015
  11. amourgirl

    amourgirl Not so Senior Senior Member! mm2

    Occupation:
    Virtual PA
    Location:
    London UK
    LOL

    More Rhetorical, oh damn it, I can't type it how I'm saying it :lolup:


     
  12. Apr 2, 2015
  13. Jakestar

    Jakestar Senior Member

    Occupation:
    Aircraft Pushback Driver
    Location:
    Australia
    Mecca Going To Mecca!: 6b1cc1e094d25ec2bf90a2352bae038f9a6710c155d69b16b400b8f14e31000e.jpg,Apr 2, 2015

    ;D
     
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