Max Drayman Concedes, Announces Name Change

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CASINOMEISTER'S PRESS RELEASE:
1 April 2010
For immediate release

MAX DRAYMAN CONCEDES, ANNOUNCES NAME CHANGE

In a surprise move to placate the legions of confused Casinomeister members Max Drayman, Casinomeister Pitch-A-Bitch Manager and Forum Moderator, has agreed to change his name. 'Max Doobeedooman' will become the new, official moniker.

"It's been a tough year for me," Mr. Drayman confessed recently, "I'm rather fond of my name, as you might imagine, but it's obviously difficult for many of our clientele. I think the change will come as a big relief to all the membership that have been troubled by what is obviously a real challenge for them."

In recent months Casinomeister has been assailed with a flurry of errors and misunderstandings regarding Mr. Drayman's name. 'Max Droinam' and 'Max Drignan' have variously been named as being official staff at Casinomeister, not to mention 'Matt Derma' and 'Maz Damya' which caused no end of confusion with the many casinos the Pitch-A-Bitch manager is required to liaise with on a daily basis.

"It's been a problem for the Casinomeister brand," said Bryan Bailey in an official statement to online press agents, "especially as we expand into new market areas. I'm grateful that Max is willing to take this bullet for the team." When asked how the new name had been decided Bailey confessed that his children had been a great help in the process but the details would not be disclosed at this time.

Max Doobeedooman will continue with the same portfolio that he'd been assigned under his previous name. Casino representatives are requested to begin using the new name at their earliest convenience.

The 'Max Drayman' name will be officially retired at Castell Coch near Cardiff, Wales on the 30th of April, 2010 where a plaque will be mounted to commemorate the occasion. Castell Coch is located in Tongwynlais, north of Cardiff, and is built on the original site of the ancestral home of the Drayman family.

For further information, please contact:
Camilla de Poulet
Press Agent, Paris
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Max Doobeedooman will continue with the same portfolio that he'd been assigned under his previous name. Casino representatives are requested to begin using the new name at their earliest convenience.

:lolup:
 

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gee max i spelled your name wrong yesterday in a thread maybe i was clairvoyant , or i guess careless :):)


not joking either hapy fools day your pal R C
 

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Can we just shorten the "Max Doobeedooman" to "Max420"?

Nope, I now want to change my name to this:
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It is pronounced "talented, but bit of a silly wanker".
 

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I don't know what you're worried about in the first place. People misspell and mispronounce my name on a daily basis.

Except for some reason the new pronunciations come out sounding a lot like the F word, the A word, the C word and the SOB and MF words.

Of course typing "Skiny" is hard to do with your fists and the word "Terry" isn't easy to mutter under your breath.

I cut everyone a little slack. :)
 

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I don't know what you're worried about in the first place.

:confused: 'Worried'? Who's worried?

It was an April Fools gag, inspired by some recent 'creative' spellings of my name on the forums. I thought it was worth a giggle.

No lack of 'slack' intended or implied.
 

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:confused: 'Worried'? Who's worried?

It was an April Fools gag, inspired by some recent 'creative' spellings of my name on the forums. I thought it was worth a giggle.

No lack of 'slack' intended or implied.

That's ok... people don't really call me the c word either. (much) :p
 

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OK OK, im getting a picture of max in some Amsterdam coffe shop on his laptop smoking a "Doobey" when he came up with this.

Old max sitting there stoned off his head saying to himself whilst the song "obeey doobey by Creedance Clearwater" was playing, f&*k this doobey is good.

And the rest is history I suppose.
 

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:D I appreciate the spirit of that even if the reality of it is more like I had a little too much green tea before sitting down to the keyboard that day. I can honestly say I don't think I've been near, never mind puffed, a joint since about 1985.
 

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your fine buddy, I hope i didnt offend as that was not the intention at all.

Each to there own though, I wouldnt think anything less of you if you did enjoy a puff, Jesus, I do myself every now and then when I am on the piss.

Sorry if I offended max
 

maxd

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Sorry if I offended max

Not at all! On the contary, I was having a bit of a jab at how square I've become.

Green tea, a sip of the wife's martini every now and again, maybe a good, stiff espresso when I'm out for walkies. Those are all the stimulants I see nowadays.

I like being older but I'm none too sure about this getting old stuff. :rolleyes:
 
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