OK, I am perfect for this role. You can interview me on Skype.
Furthermore, I can even provide a sample of my previous live chat achievements! I can do customer service too as an integral part of my skill set, quickly strike a rapport with anyone and my style and disposition ensures you'll never get problem gamblers:
I am 'D'
D: Welcome new member
fulcrum1, how are you?
fulcrum1: Fine, sitting at home gonna play book of Dead, looking forward to it!
D: I hope you didn't take our bonus, it's shite.
fulcrum1: i did actually, why?
D: Right, the wagering is fucking ridiculous and not only that, the RTP is only 92% to ensure you won't win! It doesn't say that in the rules though..

fulcrum1: whats rtp mate?
D: The average return to player i.e. at 92% you will get 92c back for each euro stake.
fulcrum1: oh i see
D: Is that your GF or missus in your avatar?
(chloesmith has just joined chat)
fulcrum1: yea, been with her 3 years 🥰
D: Fuck me! I thought mine was a badger's arse, no wonder you want to gamble! 🤮🤮
chloesmith: thats reely rude who the fk r u to insult his partner? ☹️
D: Bit of male bonding that's all love, just empathising with another poor bastard living with a two-bagger...


chloesmith: wanka...💩💩💩
D: Yeah, would do a lot of that if you were the alternative. 🤣🤣
fulcrum1: stuff yer fkin slots pal u deserve a gd twattin
D: Yeah, whatever, see ya.
chloesmith: u r an ignerant asshole im reporting you right now, who da fk did u work for b4, london underground?? 😧
(fulcrum1 leaves chat)
(ManU99 joins chat)
(BingoBill joins chat)
D: OK chloe, but maybe learn to spell better before reporting me and then you can look forward to your pre-scripted generic reply (if you can read the long words in it.) 🖕🖕
chloesmith: fk u loser 👹
D: Yes, withdraw your pathetic twenty quid and spend it on some makeup darling...now fuck-off and do something useful. 🥳
(chloesmith leaves chat)
BingoBill: is this some kinda wind-up? 😮
ManU99: i rckon it is this guys the pits i rckon hes hacked the chat mate ☹️
D: Shouldn't you be called 'Bungalow Bill'? And that's all I need tonight, another fucking Man-Ure 'supporter'. I bet you toss-off watching that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer goal recording every day. 🤜🤜
ManU99: WTF?????? 🤢
D: Stick at it pal, you won't score on our slots.
BingoBill: Im outta here this is a fkin madhouse
D: Saved you some money have I?
(BingoBill leaves chat)
ManU99: dickhead is that wot the D is for?
D: Not bad for someone who has his IQ stamped on his insole. 👏
(LucyLou joins chat)
LucyLou: Keep it nice chaps I've just had 2 free spins rounds on Book of Dead!

D: What do you want, a Jim'll Fix It medallion? Whoopee.
ManU99: WTG luce!

LucyLou: even you can't take the positivity from that u miserable shit I'm taking my money & spending my profit this weekend so up yours. 😁
D: Wanna bet? Your account shows you need to wager another £1674.25 before you do that dolly...😆😆
LucyLou: WTF why?

D: You took a bonus and that's what you need to do before you can withdraw, assuming we don't ask you for proof of affordability (wage slips, bank statements etc.) - which because you called me a 'miserable shit' is exactly what I will ensure happens. Sorry to piss on your parade.
LucyLou: Are you serious pls ffs?
D: Did you read the terms and conditions?
LucyLou: Not in great detail
D: Well, that's tough titty then. In future make sure you do. Anyway, you're boring me now, I can't be arsed with yet another whinger going on about withdrawing their money.
LucyLou: what a rip-off, you and this place are a disgrace and I'm gonna make sure all my followers see this on facebook etc. you scumbags.
D: Flattery will get you everywhere, now shut-up for a minute while I feed the cat. 🤪
ManU99: fk him Lucy just close your account i am rt now 👍👍
LucyLou: Yes you're right there's no winners here in this clip joint ☠️☠️
D: Aaaahhh! A Man-Ure and Lucy Lastic love-in, how touching. Can you both piss-off now please to save me disconnecting you, my coffee's going cold here. 🤤
(LucyLou leaves chat)
(ManU99 leaves chat)
D: Fucking plebs.