Casinomeister said:

Ditto. I could never get into this game.
Nevertheless, 32Red will be addressing this.
I was sat playing the "high roller" ($5 wooooo!) slots in the Monte Carlo casino in Vegas a couple of years back, when a chap came in and sat on the machine next to me..
HIM: "Hey, how you getting on?"
ME: "Not too bad thanks, a little up but nothing special!"
HIM: "I'm doing terrible - just lost $3000 at the Craps table"
ME: "Wow, so how come you've come over to the slots now?"
HIM: "Well, I think I'm being clever when I play the tables and can beat the odds with a 'strategy'... At least with the slots, I just press the button - and I KNOW they're probably going to take my money off me!! This way I don't feel stupid when I lose"
ME: "Good philosophy!"
HIM: "WOW! I just hit this for $9000!!!!" (Some sevens and diamond things or something)
ME: "Ba**ard."
Heh hee...
