Lads Cash Splash again... April

[Shocked]

Sorry if this has already been mentioned but what about depositing a further (small) amount with a different payment method (Neteller, Moneybookers etc), withdrawing to that (for many bookies / casinos, the deposit seems to prove to them that the wallet a/c is not dodgy) then going to somewhere where they don't charge you (such as Betfair) and deposit / withdrawing from there?

 

[KasinoKing]

Right,

Toss some into Chiefs Fortune until you have 4 arrows.

Force the rest into TI starting at 10p.

Escalate stake to 20p when offering 250x for the first time,
Escalate to 25p when 20p offers 50 spins and 100x regularly,
Escalate to 50p when again offered 250x at 25p
Finally, escalate to 1 when 50p offers 250x cash

This should deal with most of it.

Any remainder can be fed into Tomb Raider at low stakes trying to build up a stored passport bonus, and if you are able to deposit 50 via UKash you will also qualify for a scratchcard.

When you hit zero, register new card (next day?).

Play Tomb raider for scratchcard (eventually you will unlock the 5th passport).

get 5th arrow at Chiefs Fortune & take feature,

"pop" TI at 1 and get back around 600,

Withdraw.


OR-----

Continue your argument with CS and miss out on the promos.

PS April Cash Splash is STILL not there - was this an April Fool?

I don't know if that was an April fool - but I could be!

In a fit of peak, brought on by too much lager & the sudden onset of insanity I decided to actually try your crazy option 1!

Chiefs Fortune: Holy shit what a slot!!! Tried it in fun mode first to see what the feature actually did. Scary! Could win a small fortune, or a small dog turd.
Went ahead anyway 3/spin It took 160 spins & 252 to get 4 arrows - that 5th one better turn up soon.

Torture Iceland: This b'stard already 'owed me' 100+ but seemed totally dead, so I jumped straight in hitting it with 2 & 5 spins. I haven't seen any x250 yet, but have been offered 30 win spins @ 5 so it's definitely hotting up!
So far (since starting this particular attack) 300+ invested.
My dilemma is what stakes to go for; 1, 2 or 5...? Do you think 30 spins x 5 would pay more than 500?
I really don't want to pump much more in.

Tomb Raper: I had already been playing this @ 5 - 20p per line earlier, just to make sure it's really shit - and it is. But I had got 3 passports already & it only took 5 more 6 spins to get the 4th one.

My plan for the rest of the money was to invest in some sporting bets to zero my account - but due to getting up too late yesterday & having to rush out to play golf, this went all banana shaped!
Before I rushed out, I put 40 on Portsmouth to win & 5/6...
And bet on these nags in the National...
D'Argent 10 e/w
Chelsea Harbour 10 e/w
Comply or Die 20 e/w @ 10/1 :yahoo:

By the time I got back from golf I was too late to invest the rest on my balance on Saturday's footy, so started looking at Sunday's. But would you Adam & Eve it, because every man & his dog was evidently on Ladbrokes trying to bet on the big race, the site was running slower than a slug with rabies and kept 'crashing'. Hence I couldn't get the bets on before the Grand National started.

The net result of that was I ended up with 243 more to lay in low-risk bets!

I wont go into too much detail, but as long as Man U & Everton don't lose today I shall be fairly happy. If they both win I will be very happy!

But if those slots don't pay back, I'm never talking to VWM again!

(Will report back later - if not hiding in a corner with tail between legs...)

 

[KasinoKing]

{In a low steady voice, trying to sound entirely calm...}
I just found out that having 'unsettled bets' does not constitute a zero account balance...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

 

[sweetdenny]

Ok here we go

Ok KK seeing as its you i will explain how you get out of your situation i know it works as have done it before put all your cash into the poker account then send an email to highhand saying you wish to transfer your poker balance to your chosen person include your user name as well. The person that your sending to then sends an email to them saying the are going to recieve it from you and the amount that you are sending the amounts must match or they wont transfer. Your friend then holds the funds till you re register then send thems back the same way. All done above board and no risk other than your friend runs off with the cash. If you cant trust a friend get your wife/gf to open up an account and do the same thing.

 

[kakata]

Ok KK seeing as its you i will explain how you get out of your situation i know it works as have done it before put all your cash into the poker account then send an email to highhand saying you wish to transfer your poker balance to your chosen person include your user name as well. The person that your sending to then sends an email to them saying the are going to recieve it from you and the amount that you are sending the amounts must match or they wont transfer. Your friend then holds the funds till you re register then send thems back the same way. All done above board and no risk other than your friend runs off with the cash. If you cant trust a friend get your wife/gf to open up an account and do the same thing.

Better you trust a friend.........

 

[vinylweatherman]

Look on the bright side.

{In a low steady voice, trying to sound entirely calm...}
I just found out that having 'unsettled bets' does not constitute a zero account balance...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

Look on the bright side, IT'S SPRING

The days are getting longer, the daffs are out, the fruit trees are in blossom, the sun is warmer, the breezes gentler,

so,

Just get up, yank back those curtains, and take in that refreshing springlike vista

 

[KasinoKing]

Just get up, yank back those curtains, and take in that refreshing springlike vista

What kind of a yanker do you take me for?

 

[shadow123]

Can anyone clarify the deposit requirements for the April Cash Splash.
In the terms and conditions it seems very vague,is it deposit 50 a day or week, I know you need to turn over 50 a day.Pretty sure I have recieved the bonus without depositing 50 a day on previous splashes

 

[Slotster!]

KK - I decided to play that Chiefs one until I hit the feature four times.

I ended up about 30 up after the whole thing.

Feature seems to come in every hundred spins or so and pays between 80 - 240... I guess there'll be the occasional bigger hit too with the whole indian malarkey.

 

[KasinoKing]

In a fit of peak, brought on by too much lager & the sudden onset of insanity I decided to actually try your crazy option 1!
(Will report back later - if not hiding in a corner with tail between legs...)

I'm sure you're all just dying to know how it all turned out!
No? Well here goes anyway!

Chiefs Fortune: Holy shit what a slot!!! Tried it in fun mode first to see what the feature actually did. Scary! Could win a small fortune, or a small dog turd.
Went ahead anyway 3/spin It took 160 spins & 252 to get 4 arrows - that 5th one better turn up soon.

Well luckily it did turn up after just 25 more spins, and the feature paid 210.
(That was pretty good, going by Slotsters results).
But that would have been a loss if not for hitting 3 double bars twice (60 each) during those spins.
Nett result: Wagered 555, Won +42

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Tomb Raper: I had already been playing this @ 5 - 20p per line earlier, just to make sure it's really shit - and it is. But I had got 3 passports already & it only took 5 more 6 spins to get the 4th one.

It only took 18 more spins to get the 5th passport.
I was expecting to get jack off the feature, but it wasn't too bad considering I found 2 traps in the 2nd location.
I can't give profit / loss figures for this as I didn't record the play before I started this daft experiment.
(I think it was probably quite a large loss though).

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Torture Iceland: This b'stard already 'owed me' 100+ but seemed totally dead, so I jumped straight in hitting it with 2 & 5 spins. I haven't seen any x250 yet, but have been offered 30 win spins @ 5 so it's definitely hotting up!
So far (since starting this particular attack) 300+ invested.
My dilemma is what stakes to go for; 1, 2 or 5...? Do you think 30 spins x 5 would pay more than 500?
I really don't want to pump much more in.

Well I did have to pump more in - LOADS more!
Altogether I wasted 608 on this heap of crap before it finally popped on a 1 spin.
It gave me just 6 repeats; 5 @ 1 & 1 @ 2
I did play on about another 30 just to make sure it was dead - and it sure was!
Overall waste; -101

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The only good thing is now I never have to play that steaming lump of rigged manure again!

Thanks to the Portsmouth win & Man U draw, my footy bets ended up just about even.
(If Man U had won I would have made about 50 profit)

Also thanks to Comply or Die I made 210 on the gee-gees.

At the end of all this messing about (plus some other slots dabbling in between) I finished up about 100 down from my start point...
But I just got that back today!
See https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/lads-april-scratchies-tr2.24004/

 

[Jufo]

Anyone still doing these Cash Splashes? I thought I will try again with better luck after having net loss in March.

The Ladbrokes June cash splash games are: Bingo Bango Boom slot, Starscape slot and Pollen Nation slot. Any suggestion which one of these is the "juiciest" game to play?

 

[KasinoKing]

Anyone still doing these Cash Splashes? I thought I will try again with better luck after having net loss in March.

The Ladbrokes June cash splash games are: Bingo Bango Boom slot, Starscape slot and Pollen Nation slot. Any suggestion which one of these is the "juiciest" game to play?

Just finished May-but I only played weeks 3 & 4;
On the first day I started with Double O'Cash and had a bit of a feature-fest! Wagered 70 and made 64 profit.
Days 2 - 5 I played Sure Win - and lost 32 total
Day 6 = Stallionair +7
Day 7 = Double O'Cash +3

So at the end of my first week; Slots profit +42, Bonus 70 = 112 total.

But it was all downhill from there as my second week was disaterous...
I played Double O'Cash every day, expecting to get lots of features like before - but they never came
With each successive day I got more frustrated, bet higher and wagered way more that the minimum required.
(VERY stupid, I know, I know!)
Day 1; I won 11 free-spins which paid a pathetic Bet x 6
Day 3; I hit 4 motorbikes for 50 off a 1.20 spin. But that was my only profitable day all week!
After day one I went 316 high-rolling spins without getting 1 single feature
Ended this week -85 on the slot + 70 Bonus = -15

If I had hindsight as foresight I would have stopped after the first week...
Anyway, result for the month +97 profit, so I can't really complain.

As for June's games... well that's a toughie. I've never even heard of, let alone played Bingo Bongo. Starscape - played it a bit; the feature is similar to Dyno Might = can win almost nothing. Pollen Nation is in my top five... of MG's most awful slots - so I doubt I will play that much!

I missed the first week this month (again!), so we'll have to wait until next week & see...

 

[Jufo]

The Cash Splash games for July are Days of the Tsar, Isis and Bush Telegraph. Which of these is lowest variance? Probably not Isis

 

[KasinoKing]

The Cash Splash games for July are Days of the Tsar, Isis and Bush Telegraph. Which of these is lowest variance? Probably not Isis

Definitely NOT Isis!
Don't think I've played Tsar jet...
Bush Telegraph would be my choice - pretty low variance.

I did great with StarScape in June!
Made 131 just from playing the slot + 210 in bonuses. (Only played 3 weeks).

However, many here will be glad to hear my amazing run on the scratchcards ran out in June & I did not get even 1 over 10. That & having to play high-variance progressive slots lead to an overall loss of 230...

PS: I hope you don't mind, but rather than keep bumping this old April thread I'm copying this post into a new thread for the July promotions for all who want to discuss them.

Here: https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/lads-cash-splash-scratchcards-july-2008.25543/

KK