King TuT Owes Me a BJ!!

[tim5ny]

I had a hell of a run last week on the slots at 3Dice.. having a cash-out of at least $300.00 for 5 sessions in a row, but the last 3 days have been totally brutal.

The game that always brought me to the bank has totally betrayed me.. and I've decided that the only way it can get back into my good graces is by giving me a blow-job.

Being a heterosexual man.. I would usually never consider this from another guy... but right now I would like nothing better than to dump a load right on his forehead. Here's my question for the listening audience... If I were to let King Tut give me a BJ.. would that also make me gay? I don't think of it that way because I'm just doing it only because I want to totally humiliate and demoralize him.
What's your take on the issue?

 

[RobWin]

I had a hell of a run last week on the slots at 3Dice.. having a cash-out of at least $300.00 for 5 sessions in a row, but the last 3 days have been totally brutal.

The game that always brought me to the bank has totally betrayed me.. and I've decided that the only way it can get back into my good graces is by giving me a blow-job.

Being a heterosexual man.. I would usually never consider this from another guy... but right now I would like nothing better than to dump a load right on his forehead. Here's my question for the listening audience... If I were to let King Tut give me a BJ.. would that also make me gay? I don't think of it that way because I'm just doing it only because I want to totally humiliate and demoralize him.
What's your take on the issue?

Tim, you know I love ya man...right, but hey there actually are Ladies in here !

 

[kakata]

I had a hell of a run last week on the slots at 3Dice.. having a cash-out of at least $300.00 for 5 sessions in a row, but the last 3 days have been totally brutal.

The game that always brought me to the bank has totally betrayed me.. and I've decided that the only way it can get back into my good graces is by giving me a blow-job.

Being a heterosexual man.. I would usually never consider this from another guy... but right now I would like nothing better than to dump a load right on his forehead. Here's my question for the listening audience... If I were to let King Tut give me a BJ.. would that also make me gay? I don't think of it that way because I'm just doing it only because I want to totally humiliate and demoralize him.
What's your take on the issue?

i will shortly be bailing out of jail my friend........told you didnt I?................

 

[lovetogamble]

I't Figures

I had a hell of a run last week on the slots at 3Dice.. having a cash-out of at least $300.00 for 5 sessions in a row, but the last 3 days have been totally brutal.

The game that always brought me to the bank has totally betrayed me.. and I've decided that the only way it can get back into my good graces is by giving me a blow-job.

Those 3 Dice games are brutal and for me all the time but once. I won the first time I played there and never again....but those slots are brutal....I agree....you got screwed but not kissed

 

[steinhaug]

Not Gay, however in need for some attention - and some humour. I believe you got both!

All in all I ended in + in the BJ at Dice, however SS is my Diablo! I'd earn more respect giving away blowjobs aswell than catching losses,

 

[winbig]

I think getting a BJ is 10000% better than the alternative....

 

[Matthew23]

While the thread was loading all I could think was "Why would King Tut owe a Black Jack" lol

 

[markjacob]

I had a hell of a run last week on the slots at 3Dice.. having a cash-out of at least $300.00 for 5 sessions in a row, but the last 3 days have been totally brutal.

The game that always brought me to the bank has totally betrayed me.. and I've decided that the only way it can get back into my good graces is by giving me a blow-job.

Being a heterosexual man.. I would usually never consider this from another guy... but right now I would like nothing better than to dump a load right on his forehead. Here's my question for the listening audience... If I were to let King Tut give me a BJ.. would that also make me gay? I don't think of it that way because I'm just doing it only because I want to totally humiliate and demoralize him.
What's your take on the issue?

I think that makes you a male LESBIAN!

 

[hippo925]

I had a hell of a run last week on the slots at 3Dice.. having a cash-out of at least $300.00 for 5 sessions in a row, but the last 3 days have been totally brutal.

The game that always brought me to the bank has totally betrayed me.. and I've decided that the only way it can get back into my good graces is by giving me a blow-job.

Being a heterosexual man.. I would usually never consider this from another guy... but right now I would like nothing better than to dump a load right on his forehead. Here's my question for the listening audience... If I were to let King Tut give me a BJ.. would that also make me gay? I don't think of it that way because I'm just doing it only because I want to totally humiliate and demoralize him.
What's your take on the issue?

Talk about bad luck!!! Supersuits has been spanking me since the day after christmas!!! my average bet has been .68. that's right..... 68 cent average bet with loses way over $2000 since the day after christmas on just this game!!! (most of it in the first week after christmas since i don't play as much now) yes...at .68 average bets!! did you hear me?!? losing way over $2000 with a .68 average bet!!! most all of it in one week!! (the repetition is for added effect....)

at least you have someone to focus your frustration on.... king tut! Now you tell me... how do i try to humiliate and/or demoralize a circular symbol with card suits on it??? ever try to get a BJ from a scatter symbol?

seriously though.... yeah, i'm gonna finish off my last deposit and quit for a long while. it feels silly losing this kind of money with microbets.

hope your luck changes tim... and you do realize king tut is also a DEAD guy, right? people apparently died from king tut's "curse" for opening his tomb....
imagine the kind of curse you'll get if you "dump a load right on his forehead." (sorry ladies... tim started it! )

 

[tim5ny]

Well.. it was just my way of venting! Sorry ladies! Had a good night's rest now.. and no BJ by the way! Have a good day all!

 

[tim5ny]

Tim, you know I love ya man...right, but hey there actually are Ladies in here !

sometimes i'm a bad boy!

 

[bryand]

Tut BJ

It would be like pouring salt into a wound - cuz I heard Tut has dry mouth.

 

[GaryWatson]

About 30 years ago King Tuts body was exhumed. The X-ray of Tut's mummy was taken by the anatomy annalist and a trauma specialist and they revealed that the king may have died from a blow job to the back of his head while he was in his sleep.

Where were you at the time? End of history lesson

 

[bryand]

 

[kakata]

About 30 years ago King Tuts body was exhumed. The X-ray of Tut's mummy was taken by the anatomy annalist and a trauma specialist and they revealed that the king may have died from a blow job to the back of his head while he was in his sleep.

Where were you at the time? End of history lesson

He was in wrong Piramid

 

[tim5ny]

He was in wrong Piramid

I was in the pyramid next door where all his concubines were.

 

[bryand]

Think she......

That avitar is killing me! Think she has bruises?:notworthy

 

[tim5ny]

That avitar is killing me! Think she has bruises?:notworthy

She's just someone's whore.. like most bitches!

 

[lojo]

It's gonna be funny as hell - sometime in the future, Tim will have changed his avatar to something entirely different, someone will happen upon these threads and think, "WTF are they talking about?"

 

[tim5ny]

She's just someone's whore.. like most bitches!

I don't remember writing that last night..

Drinking and posting don't mix too well!

 

[RobWin]

I don't remember writing that last night..

Drinking and posting don't mix too well!

Tim, Tim, Tim....where have I heard that before...wait a minute, where's Lojo !!

 

[lojo]

Tim, Tim, Tim....where have I heard that before...wait a minute, where's Lojo !!

I don't remember where I left him

"...the generation that would change the world is still looking for its car keys"

 

[bryand]

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It's gonna be funny as hell - sometime in the future, Tim will have changed his avatar to something entirely different, someone will happen upon these threads and think, "WTF are they talking about?"

I am literally RODFLMAO.

Ya know, if you ever decide to leave your current profession, you could make a killing in Vegas doing stand up. But no slots while on the job!!

 

[Casinomeister]

Sorry, but this thread is garbage and I'm amazed no one reported this. I was gone a week, (so were all of the moderators), and looks like I'll be cleaning house tomorrow; some members are disregarding common courtesy to all of our forum members which is not tolerated here.

This was Tim's third strike on posting insulting and inappropriate material. Permanent ban.