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King TuT Owes Me a BJ!!

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by tim5ny, Jan 21, 2008.

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    Jan 21, 2008
  1. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    I had a hell of a run last week on the slots at 3Dice.. having a cash-out of at least $300.00 for 5 sessions in a row, but the last 3 days have been totally brutal. :mad:

    The game that always brought me to the bank has totally betrayed me.. and I've decided that the only way it can get back into my good graces is by giving me a blow-job.

    Being a heterosexual man.. I would usually never consider this from another guy... but right now I would like nothing better than to dump a load right on his forehead. Here's my question for the listening audience... If I were to let King Tut give me a BJ.. would that also make me gay? I don't think of it that way because I'm just doing it only because I want to totally humiliate and demoralize him.
    What's your take on the issue?
     
  2. Jan 21, 2008
  3. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Occupation:
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    A Vault!

    Tim, you know I love ya man...right, but hey there actually are Ladies in here !:cool:
     
  4. Jan 21, 2008
  5. kakata

    kakata Banned User - hyper flamming PABnonaccred PABnoaccred PABaccred

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    i will shortly be bailing out of jail my friend:lolup:........told you didnt I?................:oops:
     
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  6. Jan 21, 2008
  7. lovetogamble

    lovetogamble Experienced Member PABnonaccred

    I't Figures

    :lolup::lolup::lolup:Those 3 Dice games are brutal and for me all the time but once. I won the first time I played there and never again....but those slots are brutal....I agree....you got screwed but not kissed:thumbsup:
     
  8. Jan 21, 2008
  9. kimss

    kimss Senior Member

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    Not Gay, however in need for some attention - and some humour. I believe you got both!

    All in all I ended in + in the BJ at Dice, however SS is my Diablo! I'd earn more respect giving away blowjobs aswell than catching losses, :D
     
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  10. Jan 21, 2008
  11. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    I think getting a BJ is 10000% better than the alternative....:D
     
  12. Jan 21, 2008
  13. Matthew23

    Matthew23 Dormant account

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    While the thread was loading all I could think was "Why would King Tut owe a Black Jack" :rolleyes: lol
     
  14. Jan 21, 2008
  15. markjacob

    markjacob Banned User

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    I think that makes you a male LESBIAN!
     
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  16. Jan 21, 2008
  17. hippo925

    hippo925 Dormant account

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    Talk about bad luck!!! Supersuits has been spanking me since the day after christmas!!! my average bet has been .68. that's right..... 68 cent average bet with loses way over $2000 since the day after christmas on just this game!!! (most of it in the first week after christmas since i don't play as much now) yes...at .68 average bets!! did you hear me?!? losing way over $2000 with a .68 average bet!!! most all of it in one week!! (the repetition is for added effect....:D)

    at least you have someone to focus your frustration on.... king tut! Now you tell me... how do i try to humiliate and/or demoralize a circular symbol with card suits on it???:D ever try to get a BJ from a scatter symbol? :D

    seriously though.... yeah, i'm gonna finish off my last deposit and quit for a long while. it feels silly losing this kind of money with microbets.

    hope your luck changes tim... and you do realize king tut is also a DEAD guy, right? people apparently died from king tut's "curse" for opening his tomb....
    imagine the kind of curse you'll get if you "dump a load right on his forehead." :D (sorry ladies... tim started it! ;))
     
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  18. Jan 21, 2008
  19. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    Well.. it was just my way of venting! Sorry ladies! Had a good night's rest now.. and no BJ by the way! :) Have a good day all!:thumbsup:
     
  20. Jan 21, 2008
  21. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    :oops: sometimes i'm a bad boy!
     
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  22. Jan 22, 2008
  23. bryand

    bryand Beach Bum PABnonaccred mm1

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    Tut BJ

    It would be like pouring salt into a wound - cuz I heard Tut has dry mouth.
     
  24. Jan 22, 2008
  25. GaryWatson

    GaryWatson Dormant account

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    About 30 years ago King Tuts body was exhumed. The X-ray of Tut's mummy was taken by the anatomy annalist and a trauma specialist and they revealed that the king may have died from a blow job to the back of his head while he was in his sleep.

    Where were you at the time? End of history lesson
     
  26. Jan 22, 2008
  27. bryand

    bryand Beach Bum PABnonaccred mm1

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  28. Jan 22, 2008
  29. kakata

    kakata Banned User - hyper flamming PABnonaccred PABnoaccred PABaccred

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    He was in wrong Piramid:oops:
     
  30. Jan 22, 2008
  31. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    I was in the pyramid next door where all his concubines were. ;)
     
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  32. Jan 23, 2008
  33. bryand

    bryand Beach Bum PABnonaccred mm1

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    Think she......

    That avitar is killing me! Think she has bruises?:notworthy
     
  34. Jan 24, 2008
  35. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    She's just someone's whore.. like most bitches!
     
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  36. Jan 24, 2008
  37. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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    It's gonna be funny as hell - sometime in the future, Tim will have changed his avatar to something entirely different, someone will happen upon these threads and think, "WTF are they talking about?"

    :lolup::lolup::lolup:
     
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  38. Jan 24, 2008
  39. tim5ny

    tim5ny Quit Gambling

    I don't remember writing that last night.. :confused:

    Drinking and posting don't mix too well!
     
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