Is this some kind of sick joke???

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Yep, when you've done a couple of K in 4 days, can't hit a cows arse with a banjo and SkyVegas come up with this insulting garbage?? :machinegunner::machinegunner::machinegunner::machinegunner::axeman2::axeman2:

If you though the Rizk Wheel of 5 10p spins was shite, I have never seen anything this stupid. I had to walk away for 5 minutes as I almost shut the account immediately.

I am still shaking with anger now.

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lol, it's pretty much how one often feels at VS; you can drop several K playing a buck or more a spin, but your wheel rewards still remain 'low-roller' so you gleefully spin your wheel and get 5 or 10 spins at min bet; that 30 extra cents totally makes it feel worth it :D
 

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Sky's been like that for a bit - a while ago it was a tad better, albeit, not much but over the last year they've really cranked it up a notch.

Best Bonanza (play, not pay), or not, it's pretty pitiful. Worst with that 'reward' is that when you WIN it just says bonus so i thought, oh a 5 quid, 10 quid? Nope - 5/10p.

Their promo department, whether under duress or not (tbc), need a boot up the arse - some of their wagering promo's make Videoslots' 2500 XP points look extremely generous.

Same as you - i though the promos would be linked to deposits/wagering/play and when i'd a great run on them last year i expected something half decent to come my way but best i seen was 2 win spins on some crap donkey kong megaways game.
 

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lol, it's pretty much how one often feels at VS; you can drop several K playing a buck or more a spin, but your wheel rewards still remain 'low-roller' so you gleefully spin your wheel and get 5 or 10 spins at min bet; that 30 extra cents totally makes it feel worth it :D


I'm no High Roller but even i feel insulted at £1 battle tickets n 5 spins every time on the green wheel, even if i get 30 spins on the blue wheel i rarely get £1 back on a 20p slot.

Having completed all the trophies on donuts i got saddled with 100 spins on starburst that paid just over £5.
 

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Worst part being, I didn't think we'd ever get quite this abject in the world of online casinos, after a couple of years of 1-spin Starburst free spin 'promos' and their kind :eek2:

Nor did I imagine the complete lack of self-awareness by their 'Promo Department' (aka chimps on typewriters) that they'd actually promote that on their website, in full view

What's truly left now? The barrel's been well and truly scraped. They wouldn't ever go to awarding 1p prizes.......

......would they?
 

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lol, it's pretty much how one often feels at VS; you can drop several K playing a buck or more a spin, but your wheel rewards still remain 'low-roller' so you gleefully spin your wheel and get 5 or 10 spins at min bet; that 30 extra cents totally makes it feel worth it :D

True but at SV it's worse: least at VS, ball park:

- Battle w/e: say 50 conservative
- 4 Mondays; say 5 each; 20
- Same for Thursday; 20
- Maybe a place in Tuesday: 10
- Some pappy wins in normal battles: 10

Personally, not great/not massively shite, maybe do better but last year at Sky i counted how much, 3 consecutive months how much i got from their schemes and it came to something like 20 quid max, not even 7 quid in a month and that was from an average of a grand, give or take, a month.
 

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True but at SV it's worse: least at VS, ball park:

- Battle w/e: say 50 conservative
- 4 Mondays; say 5 each; 20
- Same for Thursday; 20
- Maybe a place in Tuesday: 10
- Some pappy wins in normal battles: 10

Personally, not great/not massively shite, maybe do better but last year at Sky i counted how much, 3 consecutive months how much i got from their schemes and it came to something like 20 quid max, not even 7 quid in a month and that was from an average of a grand, give or take, a month.


Are you having a laugh?

4 months of constant play maybe about 100 fs altogether in normal freerolls, then each Monday and thursday has always been between 10 n 15 rewards that pay less than a £5er, don't get me started on the tuesday n satday battles where 600 is the usual score. I even struggled to hit 100 rewards on the end of month battles hitting 100 rewards once in a constant 30h play time which equated to £59.

I put and wager more than that in a week(for a low roller), then going weeks without a reward on normal freerolls.

I know none of that is Random because if it was i'd hit something in 4 months, then after 5k spins on Opal fruit with a biggest win of 130x there's no random in that either.
 

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Are you having a laugh?

4 months of constant play maybe about 100 fs altogether in normal freerolls, then each Monday and thursday has always been between 10 n 15 rewards that pay less than a £5er, don't get me started on the tuesday n satday battles where 600 is the usual score. i even struggled to hit 100 rewards on the end of month battles hitting 100 rewards once in a constant 30h play time which equated to £59.

I put and wager more than that in a week(for a low roller), then going weeks without a reward on normal freerolls.

I know none of that is Random because if it was i'd hit something in 4 months, then after 5k spins on Opal fruit with a biggest win of 130x there's no random in that either.

No, not having a laugh merely stating what my experience is with regards to a months battle access.

Yours, and others may be entirely different; on both sides. That there was a conservative view; bar the tenner in normal ones which probably is lower on average.

Regardless, still better than 2 10p scratchcards a week, point being.
 

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No, not having a laugh merely stating what my experience is with regards to a months battle access.

Yours, and others may be entirely different; on both sides. That there was a conservative view; bar the tenner in normal ones which probably is lower on average.

Regardless, still better than 2 10p scratchcards a week, point being.

A like just for the last sentence.
 

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They are all falling into line dropping RTP like flies.

They are sadly. Not much we can do about it but boycott those game providers. Since all this came to the fore, I have dropped 95% of play on PlayNLose slots and Pragmatic NoPay.

Still... to get offered 5p is an absolute pisstake - especially when the OP said he deposited a few k.

Lose 100 quickly at Videoslots and get 80c in 'weakened booster' ... with Allbritish Casino it's a tenner in cash.

We support the places that treat their players with disdain and overlook the good ones...

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