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Influx of ladies in Casinomeister

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by gfkostas, Dec 30, 2010.

    Dec 30, 2010
  1. gfkostas

    gfkostas Ex-Bonus Whore

    Occupation:
    IT
    Location:
    UK
    I haven't been active on this forum for years and i can't help noticing the increase in female players/posters not to mention some noticeable avatars.

    I'll take this chance to say the following now that the water is full of fishes in a sea familiar to me:

    I seek a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and hopefully legal proceedings. (Just kidding :p) Ok...now i'll get serious....

    Basically what I want is an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing, fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!

    You should:

    * be 20 to 35 years old;
    * Enjoy gambling within the confines of control and logic
    * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships
    * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past and
    * be willing to threaten self-harm as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.

    To conclude although not completely necessary, I would prefer women who are married or already in an unstable relationship and who drink to forget.

    Interested ladies please get in touch, I am a good catch

    Thanks
    ;)
     
  2. Dec 30, 2010
  3. jelsmith

    jelsmith Zombicidal Maniac PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Special Effects Make-up Artist
    Location:
    nashville tn
    OH OH OH pick me!!!!!!!

    I eat my own scabs and Im a sociopath
     
    1 person likes this.
  4. Dec 30, 2010
  5. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    :lolup: Jel

    Although I'm an emotional basketcase in an unstable relationship (and have an unhealthy obsession with sharp shiny objects) I'm out of your age range.
    Lucky for YOU. ;)
     
  6. Dec 30, 2010
  7. jelsmith

    jelsmith Zombicidal Maniac PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Special Effects Make-up Artist
    Location:
    nashville tn
    :DLOL im almost out really close.....being 34.....but I was hoping the scab eating would make it ok
     
    1 person likes this.
  8. Dec 30, 2010
  9. Jasminebed

    Jasminebed Closer to 100 than Birth

    Occupation:
    Not in workforce
    Location:
    Ontario
    Oh, I love a good romance.:) I'm sure the right gal is out there for you. And I really like that you don't even mention their looks!


    If you mean by "push you away" you mean off a ladder or down the stairs, Jelsmith might be the girl of your dreams.

    :lolup:
     
    4 people like this.
  10. Dec 30, 2010
  11. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    lol...push you away under a car or away down a garbage disposal. Jelly's cool like that. :thumbsup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  12. Dec 30, 2010
  13. Brooklyn

    Brooklyn Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Mommy, Make-up Artist, Writer.
    Location:
    On the Hot Mess Express
    :lolup: You girls kill me....hahahaha :D
     
  14. Dec 30, 2010
  15. greasemonkey

    greasemonkey Banned User - flaming

    Occupation:
    gaurd
    Location:
    USA
    pffffffffffffffffffffffft


    now THATS hot :D:D:D:D

    I like jelsmith more and more everyday............
     
    1 person likes this.
  16. Dec 30, 2010
  17. jelsmith

    jelsmith Zombicidal Maniac PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Special Effects Make-up Artist
    Location:
    nashville tn
    you guys make me laugh!!!! I adore you:p
     
  18. Dec 30, 2010
  19. BingoT

    BingoT Nurses love to give shots webmeister

    Occupation:
    Nursing & Run Bus Trips
    Location:
    Hartford,Ct
    Hey Gfkostas your odds are better if you Google one :lolup:

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Dec 30, 2010
  21. gfkostas

    gfkostas Ex-Bonus Whore

    Occupation:
    IT
    Location:
    UK
    :eek:

    -

    Guys am putting a serious effort here. Please refrain unless you are a legitimate candidate. Thanks


    P.S. Yes am single and up for grabs. References available from various members here. :eat:
     
  22. Dec 30, 2010
  23. jelsmith

    jelsmith Zombicidal Maniac PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Special Effects Make-up Artist
    Location:
    nashville tn
    Seriously? You made this wayyyyyy wayyyyy too easy. I guess I couldnt arouse you with picking and eating scabs so you're off my menu.:p
     
  24. Dec 30, 2010
  25. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    heh...if your original post was serious, I'll eat Jels scabs too. ;)
     
  26. Dec 30, 2010
  27. jelsmith

    jelsmith Zombicidal Maniac PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Special Effects Make-up Artist
    Location:
    nashville tn
  28. Dec 30, 2010
  29. BingoT

    BingoT Nurses love to give shots webmeister

    Occupation:
    Nursing & Run Bus Trips
    Location:
    Hartford,Ct
    Hey maybe Bryan will get a place going.
    "Datingmeister.com"
    Make a deposit & get a date & you may hit a jackpot for life.
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    Good Luck in finding the one you love.
     
  30. Dec 31, 2010
  31. jod5413

    jod5413 Is That Better?

    Occupation:
    having a good time doing anything
    Location:
    somewhere on the planet
    Damn Ladies!!!!

    You are making me gag! Behave!!!! :D
     
    1 person likes this.
  32. Dec 31, 2010
  33. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    ...sorry mom :oops:
     
  34. Dec 31, 2010
  35. greasemonkey

    greasemonkey Banned User - flaming

    Occupation:
    gaurd
    Location:
    USA
    I was at a get together last night and used jelsmith's "scab eating" comment. Sorry for the plagerism but there was a huge, loud laugh fest after I said it and I got credit for being hilarious.
    Too bad none of them probably read this thread. It cracks me up everytime I think of it :)
     
  36. Dec 31, 2010
  37. jelsmith

    jelsmith Zombicidal Maniac PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Special Effects Make-up Artist
    Location:
    nashville tn
    LOL I am honored to be quoted :D
     

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