I'm shocked and don't know what to do...

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Jasminebed

Game old gal
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I'm so fucking mad at you. You are dickcraft without the virtue of being a viking.

I tried my best to be helpful. Took time out of my day to do so.

I've read many of your posts over the last two years, and I was thrilled for you, truly thrilled.

I told one of my real life friends about it today. And asked after dinner if I could go check, to see if you responded with how much.

You didn't deserve it, no one wins under randomness because they deserve it. One of our members posted a 5000x bet I think the week it came out, so I was really really hoping it was upwards of 10K for you.

Fuck you. The last time I swore in this forum I won 100K.

I'm reporting my own post for potty mouth, same as last time.

But I'd like to suggest to the mods they ban you for PITA even if you don't ask to close your account.

If you've had enough, more power to you, and I never wish anyone other than well. Say a graceful goodbye, or just stop coming round at all. No need to flip us all the bird.

We believed you because it DOES happen. I know how excited and what I did with my first 1K cashout, and my $5K cashout, and my first 11K cashout.

Not everyone gets a chance, but some do, and nothing makes me feel sicker than someone that tilts it all.

At least I'm not reading that.
 

me_and_ed

Paleo Meister (means really, really old)
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Location
Vancouver
I typed out a long winded rant and deleted it, what a waste of fucking time, one of the most moronic posts ever, I truly hope this was a drunken mistake.....dumbass
 

Jasminebed

Game old gal
Joined
Mar 13, 2008
Location
Ontario
Don't go insulting my favorite slot machine, dude!

Yeah, I was moderately certain it was a fellow canuck with the max bet screenie. Was it 20 cents, or did you win more?

You live within striking distance of me. If you post you did in a $5 bet and then yell april's fool, I will hunt you down and yell at your in a public place. Then buy you coffee and apologize.

Other than no NetEnt, it's not bad being Canadian.:thumbsup:
 

interlog

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I long ago gave up on the OP after getting no thanks for suggesting something for him. Not the first time the OP has done this (to others, not me) which sums him about up in my opinion.
 

Tirilej

Still a Lady
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I was thinking that finally this rude and selfish guy maybe would be banned, but thinking a bit further it won't matter much.

After this thread no one would bother to care about his opinions anyway or trust him no matter what he would say. It's that little but important word that he doesn't seem to know the meaning of. Respect!
 

Casinomeister

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Aprils Fools!

WOW!
I'm truely suprised how willingly you all submited to the idea of a jackpot win on viking dickcraft.
I guess the odds of hell freezing over are only slightly slimer, maybe not.

There are slots that are filthy and there are slots that are filth. Dickcraft got to belong the the latter
category.

Upside: I quit slotting for good. I'd rather throw the money at hoes than make some nerd boys rich.
The idea of it makes me wretch.


Have a good one, peeps. :thumbsup:

LOL :lolup: That was really hilarious. Account suspended 30 days for being a jerk and for wasting the time of your fellow forum members.


April fools!!























...not.
 
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