If a steak is overdone, its sent back...Omni's email

[jerrylee]

Ha ha I got an email from Omni as follows..really cracked me up


Hi jerrylee,

If a steak is overdone, its sent back. If a film is poorly directed, you walk out. Im wondering: What made you leave Omni Casino?

I see that it's been well over a month since you last played at Omni, and I wanted to know exactly what made you walk away. Were willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy with our servicejust say the word.

At your convenience, please let me know your honest thoughts about your experiences at Omni Casino.

Thanks for your time. I look forward to hearing from you.

Steve Blair
The Pit Boss
Omni Casino

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Truth is, I just uninstalled some casinos, took a break from gambling and found a new passion! Now I'm playing racing games, best ones yet are FlatOut 1+2 has anyone tried them? Less expensive hobby, but just as addictive and time consuming. LOL

 

[tennis_balls]

wow! I can't believe they actually shipped you a steak! Was it packed with dry ice?

1,000 POSTS! SEND BIER!!!

 

[Swede]

jerry: ask for a huge ND bonus with no WR and post their response .

Racing games are my favs as well! Ever since I got my hands on an OUTRUN cabinette and a CRAZY TAXI "stand up cab", I spend a lot of time mashing the pedals

t_b dude: haven't you read clause 2.1.6 in addendum B of CM:s post count rules? It's the one who REACHES 1000 posts who are to buy every member a beer. And, if I'm not completely mistaken, whomever has 100 posts(or thereabout) can demand a whole keg(correct me if I'm wrong here, Bryan).

 

[1819]

jerry: ask for a huge ND bonus with no WR and post their response .

Racing games are my favs as well! Ever since I got my hands on an OUTRUN cabinette and a CRAZY TAXI "stand up cab", I spend a lot of time mashing the pedals

t_b dude: haven't you read clause 2.1.6 in addendum B of CM:s post count rules? It's the one who REACHES 1000 posts who are to buy every member a beer. And, if I'm not completely mistaken, whomever has 100 posts(or thereabout) can demand a whole keg(correct me if I'm wrong here, Bryan).

i will have my keg out on the patio please.

 

[EasyRhino]

Jerry, I think you should respond with a long, rambling, confusing, response, about steak. Respond with a recipe for chateaubriand, I think. It will confuse the hell out of them.

 

[tennis_balls]

funny promo......I wonder what would happen in Vegas if someone sent their 99 cent steak back to the kitchen? (my guess is that meat would then receive "special" treatment.)

i was hoping kasinoking would run a holiday meat promo and send out yorkshire pudding. maybe he still will now that he's back from such a lengthy holiday.

post #1001 still no bier

 

[Pinababy69]

Don't say I never gave you anything tennis_balls.

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Enjoy!!

 

[Swede]

Pina, please explain to an ignoramus what the bottom pile depicts. It looks like a camel's been there and left quickly ...

Anyways, here's a treat from where I live, enjoy tennis_balls.....

 

[KasinoKing]

I was hoping kasinoking would run a holiday meat promo and send out Yorkshire pudding. maybe he still will now that he's back from such a lengthy holiday.

Well, I may do - but there's no way you're getting hold of my meat!

Pina, please explain to an ignoramus what the bottom pile depicts. It looks like a camel's been there and left quickly ...

Anyways, here's a treat from where I live, enjoy tennis_balls.....

That's a Yorkshire pudding! Delicious!
I'm not even going ask what that brown steaming heap is on the top centre of your plate...

 

[Swede]

That's a Yorkshire pudding! Delicious!
I'm not even going ask what that brown steaming heap is on the top centre of your plate...

Well, I figured that may be a York-something and it's looks ber-yummy..

My "plsa" is a mixture of beef/pork/heart/lungs/liver/ and grinds served with beetroots and undercooked egg. You could, naturally, exchange the beef and go with pure lard parts, that'll put some hair on your a**

Keep on cookin'

 

[Pinababy69]

My "plsa" is a mix of beef/pork/heart/lungs/liver/ and grinds served with beetroots and undercooked egg. You could, naturally, exchange the beef and go with pure lard parts, that'll put some hair on your a**

No offense Swede, but I guess I'll have to live without hair on my ass.

 

[Swede]

No offense Swede, but I guess I'll have to live without hair on my ass.

Yah, it's sort of a curse....Luckily my back and sack aren't in need of a mowing for another six month

 

[Pinababy69]

Yah, it's sort of a curse....Luckily my back and sack aren't in need of a mowing for another six month

LMAO..... you and tennis_balls should start a stand-up routine. You could be famous. Still laughing.....

 

[Rusty]

I started curious.Then I got thirsty.Then I felt real hungry.Then I felt very queasy.Then I laughed. All from 1 thread