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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by SlotsWizard, Jul 9, 2006.

    Jul 9, 2006
  1. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

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    I came across this at Spin Palace's web site, I thought it was rather funny. It's their description of the Gift Rap video slot. I intentionally did not add emphasis to the funny part, so read it carefully:

    Is that a Freudian slip in there? :lolup: You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
    2 people like this.
  2. Jul 9, 2006
  3. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    lmao

    Any side bets on how long it is before they figure out the "typo"?
     
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  4. Jul 9, 2006
  5. liquidsoap

    liquidsoap Dormant account

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    :lolup: :lolup: Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Well they are telling the truth it is really boring. That has to be the worst MG game. That and crapville...
     
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  6. Jul 9, 2006
  7. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

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    I agree, on both counts... but Cashlessville definitely gets my vote as the worst and tightest MG slot ever.
     
  8. Jul 9, 2006
  9. Kosop

    Kosop Dormant account

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    As part of my regressive therapy, my doctor has advised me to play Cashville to cure me of my ailments from Daddy ignoring me and Mummsy dressing me up like a ballerina. I think it is working. I thought I knew what pain was, but alas, apparently I had a happy childhood and was merely disillusioned.

    Gift Wrap on the other hand, did well of curing me of the voices only I can hear.

    Perhaps the MG sites will pay me for a testimonial? We would be happy to do it!
     
  10. Jul 9, 2006
  11. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

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    :lolup:

    Playing Cashkill is definitely painful - it's worse than a progressive! At least in a progressive you can sometimes win back your bet! But not in Crapassville where, at 200 coins per spin, you would be lucky to get back an aggregate total of 200 coins after 40 or 50 spins.
     
  12. Jul 9, 2006
  13. Simmo!

    Simmo! Moderator Staff Member

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    :lolup: Classic

    Hey we should start an "Unintentional F* Ups" thread. The Intercasino Double Bonus "upgrade" email also springs to mind and I'm sure we've had others and that there are plenty more out there.
     
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  14. Jul 9, 2006
  15. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

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    I don't believe it!
    You're called "SlotsJunkie' and you've NEVER played Reel Strike??? :eek:
     
  16. Jul 9, 2006
  17. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

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    Reel Strike is nowhere near as bad as Cashville. In Reel Strike you can frequently win back the amount you bet or more, and while the bonus round doesn't happen very often, at least it does happen. I would guess that in Cashville it happens maybe once every 1,500 spins. In Reel Strike the bonus round comes along once every 300 to 500 spins.
     
  18. Jul 12, 2006
  19. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    bump

    awwwwwww, they musta read the forum, or amazingly figured it out for themselves.

    woohooooo !

    1,000 posts :D
     
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  20. Jul 12, 2006
  21. lydia

    lydia Dormant account

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    OMG, Winbig! :eek: Gratulations!! :cheers:
     
  22. Jul 12, 2006
  23. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    thanks....don't know whether I should be proud or not :D

    Guess I'm just a forum whore.

    Do I get a prize?!?
     
  24. Jul 12, 2006
  25. kheladi

    kheladi Dormant account

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    huh dont know really
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    usa
    yes you do you get to play gift wrap in funplay for an hour:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
     
  26. Jul 12, 2006
  27. lydia

    lydia Dormant account

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    ha-ha, not from me! I myself looking for some prizes from somebody from somewhere, sometimes....:p Edit: better say- any time
     
  28. Jul 12, 2006
  29. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount.

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    How about bubblewrap? Much more fun :D

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