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I came across this at Spin Palace's web site, I thought it was rather funny. It's their description of the Gift Rap video slot. I intentionally did not add emphasis to the funny part, so read it carefully:

Gift Rap Video Slots is a quirky take on the traditional Christmas theme with some cool, hilarious rapping elves stealing the show. This is a great slot for the holiday season with 5 reels and 25 pay lines and there is no doubt youll be bored with this game. You can bet anything from 1 to fifty cents and the maximum jackpot is a generous 6000 coins.
Is that a Freudian slip in there? :lolup: Old / Expired Link
 

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SlotsJunkie said:
I came across this at Spin Palace's web site, I thought it was rather funny. It's their description of the Gift Rap video slot. I intentionally did not add emphasis to the funny part, so read it carefully:


Is that a Freudian slip in there? :lolup: Old / Expired Link


lmao

Any side bets on how long it is before they figure out the "typo"?
 

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SlotsJunkie said:
I came across this at Spin Palace's web site, I thought it was rather funny. It's their description of the Gift Rap video slot. I intentionally did not add emphasis to the funny part, so read it carefully:


Is that a Freudian slip in there? :lolup: Old / Expired Link

:lolup: :lolup: Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well they are telling the truth it is really boring. That has to be the worst MG game. That and crapville...
 

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liquidsoap said:
:lolup: :lolup: Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well they are telling the truth it is really boring. That has to be the worst MG game. That and crapville...
I agree, on both counts... but Cashlessville definitely gets my vote as the worst and tightest MG slot ever.
 

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As part of my regressive therapy, my doctor has advised me to play Cashville to cure me of my ailments from Daddy ignoring me and Mummsy dressing me up like a ballerina. I think it is working. I thought I knew what pain was, but alas, apparently I had a happy childhood and was merely disillusioned.

Gift Wrap on the other hand, did well of curing me of the voices only I can hear.

Perhaps the MG sites will pay me for a testimonial? We would be happy to do it!
 

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Kosop said:
As part of my regressive therapy, my doctor has advised me to play Cashville to cure me of my ailments from Daddy ignoring me and Mummsy dressing me up like a ballerina. I think it is working. I thought I knew what pain was, but alas, apparently I had a happy childhood and was merely disillusioned.

Gift Wrap on the other hand, did well of curing me of the voices only I can hear.

Perhaps the MG sites will pay me for a testimonial? We would be happy to do it!
:lolup:

Playing Cashkill is definitely painful - it's worse than a progressive! At least in a progressive you can sometimes win back your bet! But not in Crapassville where, at 200 coins per spin, you would be lucky to get back an aggregate total of 200 coins after 40 or 50 spins.
 

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...and there is no doubt youll be bored with this game

:lolup: Classic

Hey we should start an "Unintentional F* Ups" thread. The Intercasino Double Bonus "upgrade" email also springs to mind and I'm sure we've had others and that there are plenty more out there.
 

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SlotsJunkie said:
I agree, on both counts... but Cashlessville definitely gets my vote as the worst and tightest MG slot ever.
I don't believe it!
You're called "SlotsJunkie' and you've NEVER played Reel Strike??? :eek:
 

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KasinoKing said:
I don't believe it!
You're called "SlotsJunkie' and you've NEVER played Reel Strike??? :eek:
Reel Strike is nowhere near as bad as Cashville. In Reel Strike you can frequently win back the amount you bet or more, and while the bonus round doesn't happen very often, at least it does happen. I would guess that in Cashville it happens maybe once every 1,500 spins. In Reel Strike the bonus round comes along once every 300 to 500 spins.
 

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awwwwwww, they musta read the forum, or amazingly figured it out for themselves.

Gift Rap Video Slots is a quirky take on the traditional Christmas theme with some cool, hilarious rapping elves stealing the show. This is a great slot for the holiday season with 5 reels and 25 pay lines and there is no doubt you will never be bored playing Gift Rap Slot. You can bet anything from 1 to fifty cents and the maximum jackpot is a generous 6000 coins.

woohooooo !

1,000 posts :D
 

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thanks....don't know whether I should be proud or not :D

Guess I'm just a forum whore.

Do I get a prize?!?
 

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winbig said:
thanks....don't know whether I should be proud or not :D

Guess I'm just a forum whore.

Do I get a prize?!?

yes you do you get to play gift wrap in funplay for an hour:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
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