The only thing questionable is your understanding of probability and statistics. RTG has many issues ... fairness of their table games is not one of them. With regard to slots ... well ... who cares if you're losing at a 5% or 10% clip. It's like spending time considering the merits of being hit in the face with a baseball bat vs a crowbar.
Love your sense of humor! But it is the variance of slots that makes junkies of some of us. Statistics be damned where else can you put in a dollar, win a car, put in another dollar and win another car?
Also in some deep dark threads here about, some former RTG people have alluded to the fact that table games have been changed 'midstream' {(increase deck count at BJ) after a diconnect[?]} at rogue casinos.